Funny Finds

[Momma_andrea]

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[Momma_andrea]

You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it.

[Vaughan]

Describe your sex like with a star wars quote …

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“Look (luke) , at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?”

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[Momma_andrea]

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[Zuzannah]

[Anonymous]

[martinus]

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[Anonymous]

Making a little room…..

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[Anonymous]

: :

Especially for English Language Lovers.. 

Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'? 

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' 

However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun Sherman an Indian American, was the clever winner. 

His final challenge was this. His response was:

When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.'
If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.'

And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'

His answer  received a five minute standing ovation.

[Momma_andrea]

[Pandorra]

[Anonymous]

[Pandorra]

[Momma_andrea]

So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and says, you know, “Have you got any, uh… Any, uh… work for me?” And she says, “Um, well, you now, as a matter of fact, you could paint the porch.” 'Bout two hours later, the guy comes back and says, “I've finished, ma'am, but just for your information, it's not a porch, it's a BMW.”

[Pandorra]

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