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Look at this one
-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-gALplK3fsNot a link,…but a true story..
This happened to me yesterday, (Sunday)… so absurb..I can’t help but share it…and though it does deal with a potentially serious issue…I walked from it unscathed…I was on my way to deal with a “delicate” issue with a family member,…uptight with the thought of potential confrontation that as I was passing a local park I recognized I better stop, clear my head before proceeding on. I parked my car, headed down on one of the trails eventually finding myself at a rocky outcropping of rocks by a lakes edge. Scampering up the rocks, I sat down,…took a moment to take the late morning scene in.
Very peaceful,.. the air was still,.. a thick ground fog covered the lake,. the sun above in the haze, attempting to burn through. On the edge of the visible, a couple of fishermen in kayaks silhouetted in the fog, their voices a low whisper, barely audible, a white crane in a nearby tree, ducks moving slow on the glassy water surface. The gentle lap of water against the shore…ideally serene.
Not certain what moved me to do so,…just the moment,.. an old habit from my youth, I was warm in my jacket but feeling constrained and the thought of meditating there so enticing. So I got up, stripped down to only my jeans. Letting the cool air surround me and sat down to try to meditate. Try as I might, my body was uptight, tense…so I figured I’d try to recall Tai’ Chi that I had practice many years ago. Stood up and on that rock, barefoot, went through the motions of old forms,…improvised a few as I stretched and moved, hearing the crack and snap of joints loosening. I hit that trance state,..at peace, finally relaxed. Until everything shattered by a disharmonious snap of a nearby branch.
Did you see his teddy bear? (OMG, double binding… teddybear
)ROFL, I agree with Janine… but the whole thing is so messed up with him looking like Mr Bean.
Good thing your taking it lightly and nothing worse happened to you Bear.
Janine the only trauma suffered was he ruined Mr. Bean for me….
Oh my god, are we able to celebrate christmas?
Ladies, beware of your toys and houseware
Maybe not if you believe in Santa. :
Lol… well my dildoes can't really be misstaken for anything else.
Be careful if there is a lot of snow on your roof
On i have totaly forgoten
NEVER mix vodka and psychotrops
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