Forum Game: What If I give you?

[Brandybee]

I'd give it to Sir Patrick Moore

What if I gave you a telescope

[hukk]

I'd climb up a tree and peek at all the girls in achat when they're showering.

What if I gave you a handlebar mustache?

[bluedenim]

I'd put it on my bike handlebars!

What if I gave you a sly wink?

[tangoracer]

I would smile and wink back followed by a quick kiss

What If I was to hold you hand in the street

[hukk]

I'd say you were a true gentlemen, and swoon with happiness.

What if I gave you roller blades?

[tangoracer]

MMMMM I would look pleased but wish they were Quods

What If i gave you a BMX

[bluedenim]

I'd ride it down to the charity shop cos I've got one and I'm not greedy (unless its for mores spanks or sex!)

What if I gave you a cloud?

[tangoracer]

I would take someone special on it for a romantic ride in the nights sky

What I gave you a beach front house

[Brandybee]

BEACH  PARRRRRRRRRRRRRTY.   All invited  😮

What if I gave you King prawns and champagne 

[zoerink]

BIG BEACH PARTY WITH CHAMPAGNE FOR ALL AND PRAWNS!!!! Brandy pay!!!

What if i give you a trip in my big truck?

[Brandybee]

I'd stand in the back, holding onto the rail and as you drove at speed , I'd enjoy the wind in my hair and yell  yehawwwwwwwwww

What if I gave you a big black stallion, a black eye mask and a black rimmed hat ?

[zoerink]

I WILL BE THE TRULY ZORRO!!!!!

What if i give you a big kiss with my Zorro clothes?

[hukk]

I likely would think you were drunk, and say wrong person Zoe'.  :

What if I gave you a Mario mushroom?

[mrsexlover]

I would cut it up and put it into the party food, i bet we all get a bit high on that one

What if i send a nice maid to clean after the party

[bluedenim]

It would be Sexi in that outfit and we'd start a new party!

What if I give you a paddle?

[Author]

Posts