Forum Game: What If I give you?

[hukk]

I'd ask her to do the dishes, and laundry for me. She'd likely punch me in the face, leaving me to do it all by my lonesome.   

What if I gave you my services for the day?

[mrsexlover]

I would let you do all my work, so i had all the time to spent with the ladies

What if i helped you to move to a new home

[hukk]

I'd treat you to a meal. Mighty kind of you Martin.

What if I gave you a police badge? 

[terric]

I could use it to get out of speeding tickets!

What if I give you tickets to the Super Bowl?

[hukk]

I'd berate around like a douche showing off my tickets to all my friends. They'd then remind me the Giants suck this year, causing me to cry.

What if I gave you, your own galaxy?

[zoerink]

I  will make the Death star and will be more lucky than Lord Vather.

What if i give you a laser sword

[tangoracer]

I would take it and fight for all the good in Achat

What if i gave you breakfast in bed

[Pookie77]

Does it include sex?  I hope so…  I would enjoy it

What if I give you a sexy, oily massage?

[hukk]

I'd laugh uncontrollably because I'm ticklish in certain regions.

What if I gave you the droids you were looking for?

[tangoracer]

The film would have been much shorter

What if I gave you a Pair of Gold ear rings

[bluedenim]

I'd wear them in the game, specially for you xx

What if I gave you a haircut?

[terric]

Which hairs?  I'd like that

What if I give you a trip to Disneyworld?

[hukk]

I'd sing “It's a small world after all..” for the entire day, until I was kicked out of the park for being a nuisance.

What if I gave you jazz hands?

[mrsexlover]

I would sitdown at my piano and played that “Piano Man” song again

What if i learned you to use the Force

[bluedenim]

I would go to Venice beach and have fun with the weight-lifters

What if I give you a pedicure?

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