Forum Game: What If I give you?

[tangoracer]

I would hope you are gentle with my balls

What if I picked you up and took you out in my lorry for the day

[hukk]

*googles Lorry*

I'd say lets trick out this lorry, and go score us some fly girls.

What if I whistled you a song?

[bluedenim]

I would be very impressed…  I can't whistle……….

What if I give you a Prince Albert?

[zoerink]

I will talk him about a Republic.

What if i give you a massage?

[tangoracer]

I would do what your message asked

What if I gave you tickets to a whistling match

[bluedenim]

Errrrm…. Zoe, I think you need to Google A Prince Albert…. You might become very close, but I don't think you'd talk to it…….  :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_%28genital_piercing%29

[terric]

What if I give you a “delete” for that picture above?

[hukk]

@ Zoe in reference to 'Prince Albert.'

What if I give you a “delete” for that picture above?

I'd feel bad because I also sport some jewelry down below.. T.T

What if I gave you a Christmas card?

[zoerink]

I will be so happy 

What if i give you a hug?

[hukk]

I'd give ya a hearty Jersey style hug, along with a pat on the back.

What if I give you a samurai sword?

[Brandybee]

I'd use it in one hand, a borrowed  wooden spoon in the other and my greatest weapon, Ma Covems standing shoulder to shoulder  next to me and  say in a very stern voice “Now you were saying about repeat posts … ”     

What if I gave you a Squeaky voice ?  :

[Anonymous]

I'll make sure to do whatever it takes to dulcify your throat

What if I gave you the only three items you asked for before being left on a deserted island?

[tangoracer]

I would take the big    box of matches (fire)  the Large Tarpaulin (shelter)  and the Machete Knife  (food)

What if I asked you to join me on the deserted island

[terric]

Okay… but I'm bringing my phone

What if I give you me in my Christmas stocking?

[zoerink]

I will answer you in private 

What if i give you a big xmas kiss

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