Forum Game: What If I give you?

[FoxyRoxxy]

I will rub it  all over you and lick it off you     

what is I showed up at your door naked with a bow on  only what would you do ? 

[Brandybee]

Smile and say  … ” Ermmm,  he actually lives next door …”

What if I give you the controls for Blu's vibrating egg now…

[mrsexlover]

i would accept with pleasure and keep it safe from the others, but be naughty from time to time to turn it on when she least expects it.

What if i gave you everlasting love

[hukk]

I'd have an everlasting orgasm from your love.  :

What if I gave you a gummy bear?

[Brandybee]

I'd suck the gummy and corner the Bear 

What if I asked you to order me extra ropes and whips  :

[bluedenim]

I'd have a heart-attack! BB… rope & whips??
I'd pick you up & drive you to the warehouse where we get ours & let you choose which you wanted, then we could have a day playing with them.

(Unless of course you wanted them to make your Bear dance……… then I'd have to put my PETA affiliations to one side and and video the whole cruel scenario.. and of course I wouldn't help you at all…. 

What if I give you my grandma's recipe for Yorkshire Pudding?

[mrsexlover]

i would try it out and love it 

What if i go in business with that recipe and give you a share of the profits ?

[tangoracer]

I would take the Whip after had stopped shaking and let the Bear free

What  If I gave you the paddle back but burned the whip

[bluedenim]

I know how you feel about whips Tango, so go right ahead!
If you gave the paddle back to BB, I'd have to go & shake my booty at her & remind her about the pudding hose ))

What if I give you a sac, back & crack wax?

[tangoracer]

I would grit my teeth and be heady for the sweet pain to ripe through my body

What if i was to give you a bikini wax

[hukk]

Oh man…this is gonna hurt. Just be careful with my balls.

What if I gave you an 80's cell phone?

[mrsexlover]

i would train even more arm muscles  just trying to phone people

What if i gave you a iphone instead

[FoxyRoxxy]

I  will be calling my honey all the time. Can it be in pink 

what if I made you my banana split. can you  handle the  ice cream on you.

[mrsexlover]

as long as a beautiful lady would come and lick it off 

What if i made you that lady

[Peeka]

I would lay her on the banana split and lick her off 

What if I gave you wings?

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