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News of the Hill conflict reaches the war room
An argument ensues
Dr Strangelove has the answer
They give me the access codes and i unleash THE WERE RABBIT!The smoke clears “its my hill again”
(Guys are getting silly with this I see. But sometimes the simplest of methods work
)I've seen the blood, shed for this confounded hill. Bodies canvas the hill top, along with the shattered dreams of both men and woman who've desired the hill…..
The wear rabbit upon seeing my presence charges toward me. Very calmly I pick up a rock. He continues to charge at me full speed. I toss the rock, right smack in the middle of his forehead. *BONK*. He keels over, unconscious from the hit. Hours later you see me making rabbit stew. Silly rabbit..hills are for Hukk. My Hill.
Now that's only Hukk on top of the hill, it will be easy to get him down. I pic up the phone and call this girl i know. Not much later she stands at the bottom of the hill and shouts up to get the attention of Hukk.
“Oh big boy on top of that hill, yes you there i see you looking. You like what you seeing ? Then come down and we can get real naughty just you and me
“Hukk can't refuse that offer and as her rushes down one side of the hill, i go up. Silly Hukk, good stew though.
MY HILL now
IM BACK to the hill… and i was expecting to see my old friend Hulk but now hes gone, and Mrsexlover is again over the hill, and i change my plans, calling a old friend called KALESI, mother of dragons. I see the hill and i want to conquer again.
I explain her all the story of the hill… and she ask me what to do with people over there… with mrsexlover. I ask Mrsex to surrender and leave the hill, but he wont.
I can see the flag over the hill, is up so he dont surrender, and i ask her to send her pets to negociate again.
No surrender, so i say ATTACK!!!
Some minutes later, hill is mine again, and of course, i have a pet to defence the hill.
My friend gift me a pet for the future… after i give her a payment…
So… im the king of the hill again, the hill is mine.
Don't shoot, I'm just passing through …
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You can continue…Ok Nat… youre welcome to my Hill… can stay here if you wish and take a drink in MY HILL BAR.
YOURE WELCOME WITH A WHITE FLAG.
For the rest…
I return back to the hill with my newly acquired partner..the beautiful she-hulk vixen. We yelp a loud and furious battle cry…as we storm back up the hill.
The dragon is no match for our combined strengths as we take turns twirling it around via its tail before flinging it off into the horizon. We then capture you, and say “Go away bad man” and flick you away with one of our fingers. Your body is sent flying back into space………..again.
Now..with only us two atop the hill, she-hulk turns her attention to me. “My hill. Fight me for it” she says, swaying her hips, as she tantalizingly rips apart her clothing…displaying her lean body. We soon make sweet, sweet green love atop the hill. Our hill.
I go to the feets of the hill, with a microphone and start to talk to the “traitor” hulk… and i talk his new girl about him, and his traition over me.
After it, i have something that will get in nervs Mrs Green.
You Know her Mr Green?? i change her for the Hill…
He start to be nervous because shes a trully love for him, and is my chance to feel how Ms Green start to be jealous. They start to discuss, in this moment, i climb with my hands the hill again, and drive out of it greens, it becomes my hill.
drive out of it greens, it becomes my hill.
As a defense, placed marijuana plants and poppies at the base of the hill, with a burner that constantly cause who pass, will relax so much that they fall asleep, which prevent Mr Green shows his angry version, not you can retake the hill.
I stay at the top, with the girl and, of course, with my hill.
I walk up to you and squirt you with my water gun. You scream in agony, and roll down the hill. My hill. :
a vintage BMW motorcycle with side car,and 3 lovely woman roll up the hill unopposed, you saunter over to greet them. they let you get close then unleash a drenching spray of icy water. you retreat cursing…………..they radio me and give the “all clear” i climb the summit.
my hill
You sit on top of the hill when you here the “beep beep” sounds of a truck backing up at the bottem of the hill, as you look down you can't believe your eyes.
one truck load of beer and it's all for you, you rush down the hill and up the tanker to open it up, but when you do, you slip and fall into the beer, you can't get out, but all you can do is drink the beer and drawn in it.
i walk gentle up the hill.
My Hill Now
Not sure if seeing BB rip one out is hot or not.. >.< In any case, I waltz up to you and plant my boombox. Only one way to settle who stays and who goes….we break dance for it.. You say “Bring it.” I reply..”It has already been brought.” and we battle..
I throw down some funky ill moves.
You counter with some posh slammin' moves.
In the end, both our entourages agree I came out the winner. You break dance away down the hill..in defeat. My hill yo'.
Hukk is to busy at the Town Square and has left the hill unattended. A Shining New Light Force has come in to take the Hill.
I ride in with my warriors and take control of the hill
I am the New King of the Hill !
A new hill .
Seeing all those horses and riders up the hill, and Foxy as there leader i think i give it a try again. So i get my moble phone out and call my friend Barack if i could lend one of his planes, when he said yes i gave him directions to the hill.
i sat myself down at the bottom of the hill and wait. Foxy is geathering her troops and looking down, to see what i'm up too, instead she had better look up.
When rain has stop, i simply walk up the hill, nothing is left of the army that was up here a few minutes ago, and claim the hill
MY HILL NOW
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