Forum Game. King or Queen of the Hill

[FoxyRoxxy]

I look up  and not even  Barack planes  can touch me  I  shield  myself  and the wold this is a  hard fight MrSexylover but like  Hammer sings    You cant touch this!

I am still  KING  of the  HILL

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[hukk]

Now this thread is a sight for sore eyes!

I observe the force shield that  protects both yourself and the hill.

“Hm…what to do…” I ask myself. After much thought…I finally come up with a plan. I venture to Party City and get the necessary 'equipment'.

Moments later..Foxy sees an odd figure creeping out from the shadows of the forest. “HALT. Who goes there?!” she yells.

I trot along, casually and carefree. “Oh honey! It's just me! You're Lover, Lover! Grrrrrr!”

Foxy's eyes light up, and the protective shield that prevented me from entering is for the moment deactivated. “OH HONEY!” she yells, with arms extended out.

“Yep, that's me. Lover. Not Hukk in a very obvious Panther disguise I bought from a costume store.” I say nervously.

“Oh Lover, you so silly.”  Foxy giggles, while cuddling my arm. “Hey, listen. Mind if you get me um…some food? I'm a bit famished!” I ask politely.

Foxy seems to have fooled by my genius disguise..”Sure honey, what would you like?”

I try my best to come up with a food Lover likely eats. “Um…oh you know. Typical Panther food. I guess a hog. Whatever you can find!”

Foxy waves goodbye and leaves the hill. I settle back, and place up my flag.

My Hill. 

[FoxyRoxxy]

hahahah  you got me !  this  time  Hukk  you  win!

But  I  should known it was not him  when  you asked for  his best food to eat    or he would not have sent me out for this    You got me  you are the  King of the  Hill ! 

[FoxyRoxxy]

              ROFL

“Oh honey! It's just me! You're Lover, Lover! Grrrrrr!”

[HisGirlOnly]

I stroll past the hill. Look up casually and pretend to be surprised to see hukk sitting atop.

I wave emphatically as he waves back. “Hey Hukk, omg I haven't seen you in like forever. How have you been my frrrr ooooooooow omg” i grab my breast and force up the crocodile tears.

“HGO, whats wrong”he calls suddenly standing”

“Oh Hukk , I think I pulled a pectoral muscle. I'll be ok once I massage it a bit”

The rubbing begins and Hukk scrambles down the hill offering his assistance.

I allow him to squeeze and kneed it for a minute, then slap my handcuffs on his wrist. I dance behind him and while hes still in his surprised state pull his arms behind his back and slap the second cuff on his other wrist.

I push him onto the ground and sprint up the hill. I drag out his flag and throw it down to him before plunging my own flag into the soil.

Smiling down at the still shocked Hukk I call out in my sweetest voice “Guess this means I am the king of the hill”

[hukk]

[@ Halie ~ Master of disguise I am!   ]

@ Zoe ~ Time to reclaim the hill.

“Curse you vile woman!” I shout, fleeing within the shadowy forest that surrounds the hill. Peace slowly descends..as no one seems to challenge your claim of the hill..

“The calm before the storm” you think. I finally reveal myself, walking up to you with balled fists. “I think it's time we settle this.” I say in a low, stern voice.

“Yes….lets.” you answer back, with an equally determined tone. I extend out my hand. You extend out yours. “Ready?” I ask. “Yes…I was born ready.”

“Rock.”
“Paper.”
“Scissors….SHOOT.”

I throw out rock.

You throw out scissors.

You run down the hill crying…in shame.

My hill.   :-*

[Marilyn]

I walk to hukk holding my Mikasa Volleyball Ball and challenge him:

“are you up to a quick  VB match, hukk?”

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He nods and laughs thinking that it would be easy to beat me.

Without waiting any longer I hit the ball and it hits hukk's face, making him pass out.

I quickly get some handcuffs from my hidden pocket and handcuff him to the nearest tree.

I'm the Queen of the Hill.

My hill!

[hukk]

My nose is bloodied…and I'm handcuffed…again, only this time to a tree. “She thinks she's won….but I still have my secret weapon.” I begin to howl loudly into the bright moonlit sky. The sounds of my echo travel across distant lands until it reaches the ears of my furry ally….Pachacuti.

“Grooooooooowl.” I hear in the distant. “Yes, Pachacuti, come to me! Aeeeiiooooooooooooooo!” I continue to howl.

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An hour or so passes, and I'm now face to face with Pachacuti. “You've made it Pacha. Now be a good panda and relieve me of these handcuffs.”

“Growl, snarl..” (I thought you called me because you had food.)

“No, panda. I've been handcuffed here. Now free me.” I ask, sternly. “Roar, grunt.” (I only take orders from Stone.) he replies back.

“Damnit, you work for me at the square!” I shout back, stomping my foot on the ground in frustration. “Moooan, growl.” (But you pay me. What will I get in return for helping you?)

“Argh…alright…you'll get a raise of 5 bamboo leaves.” I reply. “Zoink, bark, woof.” (Make it 10, and we have a deal.)

I don't have the heart in negotiating with Pacha..and simply agree to his terms. “FINE. 10. Now can you please free me from these handcuffs?”

“Growl, snarl, grunt.” (Oh..let me check my furry pockets. Hm no keys here. What do I look like? A Magician? Who has the keys?)

I roll my eyes at his wise cracking remarks “Marilyn…but just use your panda strength to free me!”

“Roar.” (Oh, Marilyn. I like her. Let me ask her for the keys. I'll be right back.” Pachacuti says. And with that, he begins to waddle his way up the hill.

“NO Pachacuti. She's the ENEMY. Come back you stupid panda!” I shout, my face turning red.

Hours pass, I can see Pachacuti being fed cake by Marilyn while she waves at me from atop the hill.

I'm still handcuffed and Marilyn is still:

Queen of the Hill

[Marilyn]

LOL@ hukk

Still feeding my new big friend. Rubbing its ears …

Waving at hukk.

Queen of the Hill!

[FoxyRoxxy]

Thinking on how to get  Marilyn off the  Hill   I think that is easy,  Her weakness is 
Fashion! so My plan is  to send her a invitation to a far away  fashion show  she gets it and  her  face is filled with joy
she turns around to Pachacuti and says  you are in  charge of the hill  don't let anyone  get on the hill !.
Marilyn runs off to her show.

Now for  Pachacuti  this is a  hard one  I think  what is  a weak thing for  a male SEX SEX SEX
But knowing  sex is  low for  pandas I think this will not work so I go to plan 2 second weakness is  food.  I will send him a sexy lady panda  and  send her with  a  bamboo plant  coated with a tranquilizer to make him sleep. 

After she  feeds him  poor Pachacuti falls sleep  I go up on the HILL tell my girl  GOOD GIRL! and  give her a diamond choker. 

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              A Girl's Best Friend

Looking at cute Pachacuti snoring I go give him a hug and  kiss his so fluffy and  sweet.   I mischievous grin and stand.  With one little foot push  there  go's  Pachacuti. Rolling down the hill
Waving to him I am saying  Roll Roll Roll

Mischievous grin  I say who is the  Queen of the  HILL 
MY Hill.  hahahaha

[Peeka]

Climbing the hill with my cooling box full of beer and a camping chair, I jump aside as a ninja to avoid a rolling panda coming my way. Once at the top, I see Foxy claiming she's the queen and laughing as a mischevious witch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwj0B6_1vEg

Once she's done with laughing, I ask her: “Hey Foxy, what's a queen without a king???” And add: “By the way, I saw Lover down there, he said he was looking for you.”

As we all know how she's attached to him, she first doesn't believe me, but can't hold it for long and quickly runs down the hill to find her…Lover.

“Mwahah, that was easy” I think. “I bet she'll even catch up the panda”

So I open my camping chair to sit comfortably and appreciate the view while enjoying my drinks.

My hill!!

[FoxyRoxxy]

Wheres  My King  where's  My King .

Thank you Peeka  every one knows  who I love  my King  and  for sure I run down  passing  Pachacuti  blowing him a kiss  ..

Lover  Lover Lover ! where are you baby  where  is my love at the  bottom of the Hill. There he is I run to him  Kissing him  with a hot passion  we fall  to the grown  under the plant bush and get lost for  hours .. so let  Peeka  enjoy her time as  the  King of the  hill  after shes drunk  we will take the hill !

Kissing my sexy baby  I  scream to Peeka  thank you .

How is my  sexy  King  I tell my Lover .Kissing him for hours . :-* :-* :-*

[zoerink]

Sorry Roxy, but im arrive here with my friends, and take the hill again. Anyway, i left you alive… because i have mercy

Zoe is back, and the hill is mine again. 

[Marilyn]

I walk to Brandy with a smile on my face, holding a plate with:

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then showing her a nice cup of:

and then…

Offering her a massage 1000 kms away from here, with this handsome specimen, which will take her to the place and present her with a nice massage…

As soon as she lays her eyes on him, she starts drooling and following him…

Queen of the Hill! 

[Brandybee]

Kissing her on the cheek.  Looking at the hill,  then that cowboy     Girl you can have it for him 

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