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AHHHHHH THE DOG POUND
As I which my troops being rounded up I have to call on the undied Army's of the under world
With my dog warriors read to storm the hill I give the Order to charge The battle is swift and messy
My Captain hands me back the Hill
awwww dogs are still so easy, even the undead ones
…. easy to distract and fooled
*meowhahahahaha*MY HILL
After to intense battles over the hill a new tac tic is called for
I send in SPIKE and JERRY
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The hill belongs to the dogs again
Cats & Dog's what have they done to my hill I tell my wolfs
I have to take the hill back so this is what we will do
so my wolf pack will take the hill
I get my buddys the fox to help out to
Ready here we go
my wolfs take all the dog off the hill as Tango runs away
My Hill
I love the taste of sweet revenge
We be waiting for you .
I couldn’t believe it, my men had failed again, defeated by a stupid mouse nonetheless.
And now? FoxyRoxxy and her filthy pack of wolves.
Bloody and beaten I had no other choice as to pull some strings.
It was a desperate measure but the situation left no other choice.
A low blow, granted, but I wanted that hill, it was MY HILL.
The victory was nigh again, i could feel it in my bones.
A few hours later my contact showed up with a special delivery for The Fox.
Placing it strategical at the foot of the hill, it was just a matter of time.
Hands thrown in the air, Roxxy came running down the hill in an insane speed,
her dirty mutts not far behind.
Cheers of pleasure and excitement filled the air.
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A few lingerie catalogs and 2 tickets for the next
Victoria Secret fashion show had done the trick.
The Hill was mine again.
MY HILL
Once again the cats have taken over.
I'm sure they are well fed by maron who takes good care of her army. So just throwing some dry cat food around the hill is not enough.Hunt traps?… they are too smart and suspicious.
But there are some things they never can resist, like jars (even too small)
…boxes
Once in those, I play bowling with the ones in the round jars and just let the ones in the boxes glide down the hill.
My last secret weapon for all those who weren't stupid enough to go in the jars and boxes: fish. Smells too good to resist for them. And like us, they always have place for some dessert, even after a good meal. So I attract them all off the hill.
The path is free now, MYYY HIIIILLLL!!!!
S0 this is WAR
Going up the Hill to take what is mine I get ride of the dogs
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I get my team we go up the hill and blow Peeka off she flys off bye bye.
At the same time I get that smell off the hill cats and dog ewww!
Adios Peeka!
My hill Queen of the Hill!
I erect the sign, complete with bogus map
Easiest victory ever as i watch Roxy's stilettos clicker down the road.
My Hill
HGO enjoying the view from the top of the hill sees me arriving
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Hey sweetie! Look what I've brought you to celebrate your win on Foxy:
a bit of this
a bit of that
Completely out of her, she rushes on the barrels and starts drinking
It takes some time to finish a few
But when she ends up like this and completely drunk
it's easy for me to let her roll down the hill. Mwahah!! MY HILL!
With the empty barrels I build a wall and…finish the others at ease, waiting for the next fool to try kick me off there.
Flying high in the sky riding my devoted dragon, i prepear my attack to Peeka's barrels fortress. At my sign, my dragon start to throw his flames all over the camp, making Peeka run away and jumping on the other side of the barrels' wall.
We land in front of her and the roar of my little dragon make her roll down the hill…..my little pet burn the barrels and create a wall of flame all around the hill.
Now this is the dragons hill, MY HILL!
I watch from afar and decide on how to engage this worthy adversary…After some time I reach a plan.
You hear a loud whizzing sound pierce the stale, crisp sky. A strange object veers in and out of the clouds, before becoming completely visible for you and your dragon to fully see.
It's a Boeing F/A-18E/F Super Hornet swooping in at full speed.
You jump on your trusty Dragon to give chase. “Onward!” You scream, pointing up towards the sky.
The dragon flaps its mighty wings and takes off, trying its best to incinerate me with its fire blast. As powerful and agile as it may be, it is no match for my Hornet. I easily evade each attack and angle myself in back of the dragon, locking on to its body.
I pause for one second, before uttering out a single catch phrase.
“You're fired.”
*Swooosh!* Two missiles launch from my Jet and hit the dragon. The poor beast doesn't stand a chance..he falls back down the earth in a ball of fire and smoke, crashing into the wilderness.
I showboat a little, and perform barrel rolls mid air.
My Hill.While you are performing your victory's show, black smoke fill the air all around the crashing area hidden it from your view but you have the impression something is moving in the area.
You movew over the crashing site just to see a huge figure rising between the smoke in front of you
“Well, played, you mere human……but you can't defeat the Dragon's Queen!”
You shoot two more missiles, but i easily dodge it, reaching your Boeing F/A-18E/F Super Hornet and ripping one of it's wing, forcing you to eject from the cabin. While you land far away, you here my victory's roar.
“MY HILLLLL!”
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