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    #151440
    Misdevious
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    #151441
    Misdevious
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    As a woman of a certain age…

    #151442
    Misdevious
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    A bit from a favorite poem today.  Oh I have cherries, but not A Cherry   You can guess what they are.

    Cherry Time by Robert Graves.

    CHERRIES of the night are riper
      Than the cherries pluckt at noon
    Gather to your fairy piper
      When he pipes his magic tune:
            Merry, merry,         5
            Take a cherry;
            Mine are sounder,
            Mine are rounder,
            Mine are sweeter
            For the eater         10
            Under the moon.
      And you’ll be fairies soon.

    In the cherry pluckt at night,
      With the dew of summer swelling,
    There’s a juice of pure delight,         15
      Cool, dark, sweet, divinely smelling.
            Merry, merry,
            Take a cherry;
            Mine are sounder,
            Mine are rounder,         20
            Mine are sweeter
            For the eater
            In the moonlight.
      And you’ll be fairies quite.

    When I sound the fairy call,         25
      Gather here in silent meeting,
    Chin to knee on the orchard wall,
      Cooled with dew and cherries eating.
            Merry, merry,
            Take a cherry;         30
            Mine are sounder,
            Mine are rounder,
            Mine are sweeter.
            For the eater
            When the dews fall.         35
      And you’ll be fairies all.

    #151443
    Misdevious
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    psst achat:  A little more room to write these jokes in would be appreciated…I'd like to add a couple of words to today's!

    #151444
    Misdevious
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    #151445
    Misdevious
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    Bill Nye the Science Guy….some of you Americans that are a bit younger than I, may be a bit disturbed to hear Bill Nye speaking of sex.  Me, I found it a riot, but admit, had it been Mr. Wizard, my childhood memories would be uncomfortable.  For those non-Americans, Bill Nye is a scientist who had a children's television show about science.  And here he is talking about why we are soo damn horny all the time!  But,  I have a confession, this bow tie! mmmmm *fans self*  I have a thing for em.

    Must see, just to see Bill Nye say that he's horny!
    https://youtu.be/TgOJ-j0N__0

    #151446
    AnniSilver
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    Oh yes, Bill Nye the Science guy….know him from the Big Bang Theory lol 

    #151447
    Misdevious
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    I saw the photo of the woman next to the deflated Donald Trump blow up doll and was inspired to write today's sex position!  (photo is in the collage)

    Sadly, the little speech bubble I have in the collage is an actual quote from Trump to a female in the boardroom on his tv show.

    Not getting into politics though!  Just a man who's great to make fun of.

    #151448
    Misdevious
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    #151449
    Misdevious
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    #151450
    Misdevious
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    A bit serious today.  For Armistice Day/Veteran's Day

    #151451
    Misdevious
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    Misdevious
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