Music. The Studio Of Shame.

[Soniaslut]

I couldn't find an existing thread for this purpose, so made this one.
A place to confine all those songs that are just shameful.
In your opinion.

We all have songs that we find cringeworthy, laughable…just plain awful.
No music is necessarily BAD…perhaps just not your cuppa tea.

POST HERE anything that you find irksome.

I'll kick this off with a (in my opinion) bloody awful offering from…

                                      Village Girls         
                    The Great Song Of Indifference

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDodfsbRCA4

        [img]https://i.imgur.com/m0m3GP6.jpg?1[/img]

[Soniaslut]

And an annoyingly trite and frankly (imho) crap attempt to cash in on a Covid Christmas from an aggravating has been that slipped out of the Campervan list somehow (that will be remedied shortly)…………..

                    Robbie Williams

              Can't Stop Christmas

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4BTaYbsX-s

                [img]https://i.imgur.com/Hc1sD2K.jpg?1[/img]

[StevieSucks]

It's good to know Trump hurt so many peoples feelings!!!

TDS is real  :-*

[Soniaslut]

Great call by Jessie J turning down this song that was originally written for her.
Good call Jessi.

Unfortunately former Disney kid and annoying twat Cyrus picked it up and ran with it.
Stumbled and fell in my own opinion.

                          Party In The USA
                                  Miley Cyrus

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

[Soniaslut]

Jesus!!!
What can I say?
What can you?
Please comment on this little ditty.
(If you can bear to listen beyond the intro, that is…

                              Jan Terri
                            Losing You

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO2oayC54dg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/kMV6Vax.jpg?1[/img]

[Tift]

This guy may be a product of his time but he failed miserably
to get past the next few years … just look at the state of him
that hair like a massive toilet brush and matching moustache
it is genuinely cringeworthy and then there is that awful song
about where do you go to my lovely, and that awful cheesy
smile at the camera FFS – (Campervan for you my lovely)

Peter Sarstedt – Where Do You Go To My Lovely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XQZYIiNgo

[img]https://i.imgur.com/WWuWG8L.jpg?1[/img]

[Soniaslut]

Apparently this was a huge hit in the late 1980's.
I imagine sales were driven by teenage boys.
I very much doubt it was bought for the musical quality.

                            Sabrina
                    Boys Boys Boys
After watching the vidjo maybe it should have been called “Boobs Boobs Boobs”?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozAuCHDDc0

        [img]https://i.imgur.com/fZWTGmx.jpg?1[/img]

[Zuzannah]

^^^ LOL. ^^^ I remember this,  Wow the 80's hehe.  How did I survive.   

Could also be changed  to Boing, Boing, Boing.   

[Soniaslut]

Was there some strange prescience at work when this was filmed all those years ago?
Shame, indeed, not only for the song, but the irony that a paedophile as yet unknown at that time was presenting the programme the kids appeared on.

                   St. Winifred's School Choir
           There's No One Quite Like Grandma

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh0P-JjiIV0

                [img]https://i.imgur.com/irkVEX0.jpg?1[/img]

[Soniaslut]

The poor fucker below was the youngest of the family with 7 older brothers and a sister.
Small wonder that the following annoyingly twee ditty was grasped at by the ugly lil feller in an attempt to match his elder siblings assault on the entertainment industry.

                                    Jimmy Osmond
                            Long Haired Lover From Liverpool

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ZY3-X4E50

[img]https://i.imgur.com/OEAEBsI.jpg?1[/img]

[Soniaslut]

What a God-awful song.
From a God-awful woman.
Campervan awaits you chubby arse…

                                                      Nicki Minaj
                                                      Anaconda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs&list=PLJ1zpBMiNMIfl7nDuSlXwV370MuJElTgi&index=9

          [img]https://i.imgur.com/GlP6VTy.jpg?1[/img]

[Soniaslut]

“Touch my bum,
This is life”.

WTFF???
Whichever A&R idiot signed these talentless twats should hang their head in shame.
Thank you Monica & Gabriela for a contender for World's Worst Pop 'Song'.

                              The Cheeky Girls
                  Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfODYOp41ww

[img]https://i.imgur.com/5opqoDv.jpg?1[/img]

[Soniaslut]

A rock band does disco???
Just doesn't work imho and invalidates their previous work

                                        KISS
                    I Was Made For Lovin' You

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIsAZO5gl0

[img]https://i.imgur.com/4Yl7BgW.jpg?1[/img]

[Tift]

Excruciatingly awful song designed to promote the “comedian”
which reached No.7 in the charts in 1985 .. once heard you
will never get the dreadful tune from your head

Russ Abbott  Atmosphere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QEkUINpAsg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/TKcuZLa.jpg?1[/img]

[Soniaslut]

Dear oh dear oh dear…
Although, despite it being universally decried, I reckon there are quite a few out there that have got up and danced to this (complete with actions) after imbibing a little courage.
despite that…it's in the shame studio.

                        Black Lace
                            Agadoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afRqVmMf1Lo

 

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