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February 8, 2021 at 2:08 pm #8837TiftParticipant
Original and Non-contentious Limericks only please
To be written by you, preferably anything Achat –
But anything as long as it is original and written by you –
the emphasis on you (but please, no maligning others)
and please take the next numberNo.1
A horny young guy called Adi
chased after the girls like crazy
But it wasn't a tart
who stole his heart
But Iwona – who now is his LadyFebruary 8, 2021 at 3:52 pm #169197SoniaslutParticipantNo. 2
A nymph from the Isle Of Lesbos
Has a mound where Man never goes;
And one night, for a dare,
I sneaked my way there…
Now we're frequently loving bedfellows.February 8, 2021 at 4:01 pm #169196SoniaslutParticipantNo. 3
I've a friend at achat, name of sammy,
Who was once in a bit of a jammy.
His butler, the cad,
Buggered off with his Jag
Leaving sammy at home with his Mammy.February 9, 2021 at 12:15 am #169199TiftParticipantNo.4
A juicy young strumpet called Lisa
Once straddled the tower of Pisa
With one little shove
it fit like a glove
But nobody would believe herFebruary 9, 2021 at 6:03 pm #169200SoniaslutParticipantNo. 5
My friend BambiGurl from Switzerland
And I met one day wholly unplanned
We undressed in a field
Unto me she did yield
And her clit felt the heat of my handFebruary 9, 2021 at 8:34 pm #169201DayDrinkerParticipantNo. 6
There was a girl named DayDrinker
Even though she was quite a thinker
A poem she once wrote
That no one would quote
Because it was a real stinkerFebruary 9, 2021 at 10:25 pm #169202SoniaslutParticipantNo. 7
One evening whilst strolling in Kent
I saw feet sticking out from a tent.
I thought, “I know those feet”,
So inside I did peep.
It was Tift loitering with intent.February 10, 2021 at 8:02 am #169203TiftParticipantNo.8
She stood in a window in Night
Hoping for nice Mr Right
along came a gimp
three tarts and a pimp
But nothing to set her alightFebruary 10, 2021 at 2:54 pm #169204TiftParticipantthe subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication
No.9
Sonia went down to Bude
To appear on the stage in the nude
A man in the front
Shouted out cunt !
Just like that, bloody rudeFebruary 10, 2021 at 11:02 pm #169205SoniaslutParticipantNo. 10
Oh Corina, Corina
Don’t deny ‘cause I seen ya
With your legs splayed apart
On the back of his cart
Screaming out like a laughing hyenathe subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication
No objection at all.
Quid infantes sumus?
xx00xx
SoniaNo.9
Sonia went down to Bude
To appear on the stage in the nude
A man in the front
Shouted out cunt !
Just like that, bloody rudeFebruary 10, 2021 at 11:42 pm #169206Corina_33ParticipantNo. 10
Oh Corina, Corina
Don’t deny ‘cause I seen ya
With your legs splayed apart
On the back of his cart
Screaming out like a laughing hyena
the subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication
No objection at all.
Quid infantes sumus?
xx00xx
SoniaNo.9
Sonia went down to Bude
To appear on the stage in the nude
A man in the front
Shouted out cunt !
Just like that, bloody rudeFebruary 10, 2021 at 11:46 pm #169207Corina_33ParticipantYou too must to pray in Achat Church !
Mother Corina is waiting for you both !February 11, 2021 at 2:13 pm #169208SoniaslutParticipantNo. 11
Corina the Mother Superior
Has a pussy shaped like a gardenia
But rather than smelling
Like she descended from heaven
It reminds one of harsh oven cleanerFebruary 11, 2021 at 3:14 pm #169209Corina_33ParticipantBtw…it smells like jasmine ! You are free to (smell) taste it…hehehe
February 12, 2021 at 6:02 am #169210TiftParticipantNo.12
A big chubby sub called Tiffany
Gave me a sudden epiphany
It was made very clear
she was ancient, and dear
She'd claimed she was twenty, Oh Infamy !! -
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