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February 8, 2021 at 3:52 pm #169197
Soniaslut
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No. 2

A nymph from the Isle Of Lesbos
Has a mound where Man never goes;
And one night, for a dare,
I sneaked my way there…
Now we're frequently loving bedfellows.
February 8, 2021 at 4:01 pm #169196
Soniaslut
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No. 3

I've a friend at achat, name of sammy,
Who was once in a bit of a jammy.
His butler, the cad,
Buggered off with his Jag
Leaving sammy at home with his Mammy.
February 9, 2021 at 12:15 am #169199
Tift
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No.4

A juicy young strumpet called Lisa
Once straddled the tower of Pisa
With one little shove
it fit like a glove
But nobody would believe her
February 9, 2021 at 6:03 pm #169200
Soniaslut
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No. 5

My friend BambiGurl from Switzerland
And I met one day wholly unplanned
We undressed in a field
Unto me she did yield
And her clit felt the heat of my hand
February 9, 2021 at 8:34 pm #169201
DayDrinker
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No. 6

There was a girl named DayDrinker
Even though she was quite a thinker
A poem she once wrote
That no one would quote
Because it was a real stinker
February 9, 2021 at 10:25 pm #169202
Soniaslut
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No. 7

One evening whilst strolling in Kent
I saw feet sticking out from a tent.
I thought, “I know those feet”,
So inside I did peep.
It was Tift loitering with intent.
February 10, 2021 at 8:02 am #169203
Tift
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No.8

She stood in a window in Night
Hoping for nice Mr Right
along came a gimp
three tarts and a pimp
But nothing to set her alight
February 10, 2021 at 2:54 pm #169204
Tift
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the subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication

No.9

Sonia went down to Bude
To appear on the stage in the nude
A man in the front
Shouted out cunt !
Just like that, bloody rude
February 10, 2021 at 11:02 pm #169205
Soniaslut
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No. 10

Oh Corina, Corina
Don’t deny ‘cause I seen ya
With your legs splayed apart
On the back of his cart
Screaming out like a laughing hyena

the subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication

No objection at all.
Quid infantes sumus?
xx00xx
Sonia

No.9

Sonia went down to Bude
To appear on the stage in the nude
A man in the front
Shouted out cunt !
Just like that, bloody rude
February 10, 2021 at 11:42 pm #169206
Corina_33
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No. 10

Oh Corina, Corina
Don’t deny ‘cause I seen ya
With your legs splayed apart
On the back of his cart
Screaming out like a laughing hyena

the subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication

No objection at all.
Quid infantes sumus?
xx00xx
Sonia

No.9

Sonia went down to Bude
To appear on the stage in the nude
A man in the front
Shouted out cunt !
Just like that, bloody rude
February 10, 2021 at 11:46 pm #169207
Corina_33
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You too must to pray in Achat Church !
Mother Corina is waiting for you both !
February 11, 2021 at 2:13 pm #169208
Soniaslut
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No. 11

Corina the Mother Superior
Has a pussy shaped like a gardenia
But rather than smelling
Like she descended from heaven
It reminds one of harsh oven cleaner
February 11, 2021 at 3:14 pm #169209
Corina_33
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Btw…it smells like jasmine ! You are free to (smell) taste it…hehehe
February 12, 2021 at 6:02 am #169210
Tift
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No.12

A big chubby sub called Tiffany
Gave me a sudden epiphany
It was made very clear
she was ancient, and dear
She'd claimed she was twenty, Oh Infamy !!
February 12, 2021 at 9:09 pm #169211
Tift
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No.13

New York is a quiet domain
a place to change your train
But orgies were frequent
for all us delinquents
So come on, let's do it again
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