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  • #169226
    DayDrinker
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      Number – 28

      My friend Tift sure likes to race
      Even though she struggles to keep pace
      I always have fun
      Each time that we run
      And I can count on her for last place

      :D

      #169227
      Tift
      Participant

        No.29

        There is a girl called Day Drinker
        Who is a bit of a thinker
        She'll argue all day
        And never give way
        So Plato would call her a Stinker

        #169228
        Tift
        Participant

          No.30

          Sister Jasmine had a fine smell
          Which came from her pussy so well
          She'd stand in the street
          Smelling so sweet
          And giving the newbies hell

          (see No.11 & response)

          #169229
          Tift
          Participant

            No.31

            Sonia was really quite happy
            When she bought herself a new lappie
            It worked very well
            It being a Dell
            But never as good as her strappie

            #169230
            Tift
            Participant

              No.32

              A rampant old trollope called Ellie
              Was edging like crazy with Kelly
              They fiddled all day
              In mutual play
              Then squirted all over the telly

              #169231
              Soniaslut
              Participant

                No. 33

                It’s not often that one finds the time
                To sit quiet and come up with a rhyme
                And just now I sat down
                Chewed my pen, gave a frown
                ‘Cause I can’t seem to get the last line

                #169232
                Soniaslut
                Participant

                  No. 34

                  “’Tis never too late to repent”,
                  Said the preacher in his holy tent.
                  But he later confessed
                  That his real name was Jess
                  And he longed to go back to the Convent.

                  #169233
                  Tift
                  Participant

                    No.35

                    Memes are easy things to choose
                    Cut and paste and freely use
                    Base shallow humour
                    Defines the rumour
                    There's little left for us to lose

                    #169234
                    Zuzannah
                    Participant

                      No.36

                      Zuzannah has a gorgeous ass
                      And it's very hard to pass
                      If you cop a feel
                      It will feel surreal
                      But you'll be eating her drinking glass.

                      #169235
                      Tift
                      Participant

                          No.37

                        Ethel had a magic hat
                        purple and blue, soft like a cat
                        when she went a walking
                        people got a talking
                        Cos she farted out cupcakes, just like that !

                        #169236
                        DayDrinker
                        Participant

                          Number 38

                          A fella once wanted a dance
                          I told him he had no chance
                          He’d asked like an ass
                          So I had to pass
                          And sent him packing without a glance

                          #169237
                          Soniaslut
                          Participant

                            No. 39

                            My friend Sam has a dog he calls Tilly
                            Who he says does behave rather silly
                            For despite her small size
                            She jumps up to his thighs
                            And buries her teeth in his willy

                            #169238
                            DayDrinker
                            Participant

                              No. 40

                              A “master” wanted me over his leg
                              He promised he'd make me beg
                              The guy had no clue
                              So I gave him his due
                              And with my strappy his ass did I peg

                              #169241
                              Tift
                              Participant

                                No.41

                                I once owned a two door Capri
                                It was just as I thought it would be
                                When I started to drive
                                the guys would all try
                                Get my knickers off down past my knees

                                #169240
                                Soniaslut
                                Participant

                                  No. 42

                                  A lady, whose name was Savannah,
                                  Lived her life by her weekly planner.
                                  But before reaching day seven
                                  She ascended to Heaven
                                  After dying in a curious manner.

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