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  • #169242
    Tift
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      No. 43

      An assonant prowler called Smee
      Was afflicted with only one knee
      The other leg wobbled
      And he walked as though hobbled
      Then soaked himself trying to pee

      (a night time collaboration)

      #169243
      Zuzannah
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        No.44

        I wanted to buy him those collars
        'cause didn't have any dollars
        He refused
        I blew a fuse
        So I left him and went off with some scholars.

        #169239
        Zuzannah
        Participant

          No.45

          I've just noticed in the nick of time
          My last limerick didn't rhyme
          So I changed it you see
          'cause it's important to me
          Oh…. And I've changed the colour to lime.

          #169244
          Soniaslut
          Participant

            No. 46

            Though a rhyming limerick is always pretty
            The rhyme’s only one part of the ditty
            As for colours and such
            They don’t matter so much
            As the wonderful originality

            #169245
            Soniaslut
            Participant

              No. 47

              There was a sweet maiden named Brenda
              Who was innocent, shy and so tender
              That she had quite a shock
              When a chap, name of Jock,
              Raised his kilt to display his bell-ender

              #169246
              Soniaslut
              Participant

                No. 48

                A young mother, whose name was Belinda,
                Became hopelessly addicted to Tinder.
                She’d spend each day and night
                Swiping left…swiping right
                And was jailed for neglecting her kinder.

                #169247
                Tift
                Participant

                  No.49

                  Daydrinker is uncommonly smart
                  She can talk all day about art
                  She also likes whiskey
                  Which makes her quite frisky
                  And lets off incredible farts

                  #169248
                  Tift
                  Participant

                                    No.50

                    “Don't touch me there” she cried
                    So his finger it did pry
                    She gave a shout
                    Her butt plug flew out
                    And poked him in the eye

                    #169249
                    Tift
                    Participant

                                No.51

                      A stone-faced old bird called Matilda
                      Wanted to have sex with a builder
                      He called her a scrote
                      When she asked for a quote
                      And his estimate fucking near killed her

                      #169250
                      Tift
                      Participant

                          Number 52

                        All bad poetry is sincere
                        Oscar Wilde said that, my dear
                        And that was quite witty,
                        Resonant and pithy
                        But now it's a meme, I fear

                        #169195
                        Tift
                        Participant

                              No.53

                          A horny young girl named Saffire
                          Was strappied to her lover's desire
                          She said It's a sin,
                          But now that it's in,
                          Could you push it a few inches higher?

                          #169194
                          Tift
                          Participant

                            No.54

                            There was a young gal called Joannajett
                            Dressed to the nines as you'd expect
                            She danced with young Skally
                            Xanna and Sally
                            While her boobs played the castanets

                            #169251
                            Tift
                            Participant

                                          No.55

                              If I pose and act real cool
                              I should expect some ridicule
                              There's nothing amiss
                              In taking the piss
                              It's the spice of life, you fools !

                              #169252
                              Tift
                              Participant

                                  No.56

                                A slovenly strumpet called Vicky
                                Got her knickers so terribly sticky
                                Sweet sissyboi Flo
                                Said oh no, no, no
                                Oh cum on then, I'll give you a quickie

                                #169254
                                Tift
                                Participant

                                  No.57

                                  I sat next to Sonia at tea
                                  It was just as I thought it would be
                                  The rumblings abdominal
                                  Sounded phenomenal
                                  And everyone thought it was me

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