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  • #169240
    Soniaslut
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    No. 42

    A lady, whose name was Savannah,
    Lived her life by her weekly planner.
    But before reaching day seven
    She ascended to Heaven
    After dying in a curious manner.

    #169242
    Tift
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    No. 43

    An assonant prowler called Smee
    Was afflicted with only one knee
    The other leg wobbled
    And he walked as though hobbled
    Then soaked himself trying to pee

    (a night time collaboration)

    #169243
    Zuzannah
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    No.44

    I wanted to buy him those collars
    'cause didn't have any dollars
    He refused
    I blew a fuse
    So I left him and went off with some scholars.

    #169239
    Zuzannah
    Participant

    No.45

    I've just noticed in the nick of time
    My last limerick didn't rhyme
    So I changed it you see
    'cause it's important to me
    Oh…. And I've changed the colour to lime.

    #169244
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 46

    Though a rhyming limerick is always pretty
    The rhyme’s only one part of the ditty
    As for colours and such
    They don’t matter so much
    As the wonderful originality

    #169245
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 47

    There was a sweet maiden named Brenda
    Who was innocent, shy and so tender
    That she had quite a shock
    When a chap, name of Jock,
    Raised his kilt to display his bell-ender

    #169246
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 48

    A young mother, whose name was Belinda,
    Became hopelessly addicted to Tinder.
    She’d spend each day and night
    Swiping left…swiping right
    And was jailed for neglecting her kinder.

    #169247
    Tift
    Participant

    No.49

    Daydrinker is uncommonly smart
    She can talk all day about art
    She also likes whiskey
    Which makes her quite frisky
    And lets off incredible farts

    #169248
    Tift
    Participant

                    No.50

    “Don't touch me there” she cried
    So his finger it did pry
    She gave a shout
    Her butt plug flew out
    And poked him in the eye

    #169249
    Tift
    Participant

              No.51

    A stone-faced old bird called Matilda
    Wanted to have sex with a builder
    He called her a scrote
    When she asked for a quote
    And his estimate fucking near killed her

    #169250
    Tift
    Participant

      Number 52

    All bad poetry is sincere
    Oscar Wilde said that, my dear
    And that was quite witty,
    Resonant and pithy
    But now it's a meme, I fear

    #169195
    Tift
    Participant

        No.53

    A horny young girl named Saffire
    Was strappied to her lover's desire
    She said It's a sin,
    But now that it's in,
    Could you push it a few inches higher?

    #169194
    Tift
    Participant

    No.54

    There was a young gal called Joannajett
    Dressed to the nines as you'd expect
    She danced with young Skally
    Xanna and Sally
    While her boobs played the castanets

    #169251
    Tift
    Participant

                No.55

    If I pose and act real cool
    I should expect some ridicule
    There's nothing amiss
    In taking the piss
    It's the spice of life, you fools !

    #169252
    Tift
    Participant

      No.56

    A slovenly strumpet called Vicky
    Got her knickers so terribly sticky
    Sweet sissyboi Flo
    Said oh no, no, no
    Oh cum on then, I'll give you a quickie

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