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April 27, 2021 at 10:46 pm #169268VaughanModerator
I would draw the attention of the last two contributors to the terms of this thread
as posted on page 1 … they are pushing the boundaries and if their intention
is to get this limerick thread deleted please be aware that such things do not
pass without consequences.“Original and Non-contentious Limericks only please
To be written by you, preferably anything Achat –
But anything as long as it is original and written by you –
the emphasis on you (but please, no maligning others)
and please take the next number”I am sure you mean the last THREE contributors. The last two only respond in kind
That part high lighted yellow sounds like a threat to me and an accusation.
You should take note of your own words and advice.
Be assured, if this topic gets deleted, it will be the fine work of you and your spouse just like last time.
And your associate seen below.Just so nothing gets misrepresented
May 11, 2021 at 10:23 am #169270ZuzannahParticipantNo 71
It's hard to rhyme with Zuzannah
Oh hang on, she plays the Pianna
You say that's absurd
Pianna's not a word
Where I lived, it was, you spanner.May 11, 2021 at 12:44 pm #169269TiftParticipantNo.72
Oh Yes! Zuzannah rhymes with pianner
as well as the famous Clangers
on the forum is rampant
has never been dampened
Where she arrived just like a Banger !May 12, 2021 at 10:54 am #169271ZuzannahParticipantNo. 73
Winter is a nice place to be
The mountains are so nice to see
But I despair
At the noobs that go bare
When they approach with their little peewee.May 12, 2021 at 12:50 pm #169272TiftParticipantNo.74
In Night it's always the same
Guys wanting sex without paying
They say come to summer
The money's a bummer
Then poof! when you show your disdainMay 13, 2021 at 9:43 am #169273TiftParticipantNumber Seventy-Five
He dressed up and stood in the town
But no one was coming around
It was quite plain
I had to explain
No one wants sex with a clownawwwww
May 14, 2021 at 7:06 am #169274TiftParticipantNo.76
A generous young lady called Lyn
Was accosted by Father McFlynn
She said “Oh My God
You dirty old sod
Oh alright, come slip it in”May 14, 2021 at 9:35 am #169275TiftParticipantNo.77
There's nothing worse than the summer glitch
Your system crashes and you shout out bitch!
Go crazy as a loon
Howl at the moon
As Achat mangles your 64 bitsMay 16, 2021 at 7:56 am #169276TiftParticipantNo.78
The ubiquitous mobile phone
Makes sure you're never alone
It will ring and ring
But you won't hear a thing
Because you left it at home.May 17, 2021 at 11:35 am #169277ZuzannahParticipantNo. 79
Wow, threesome anal dreams
Already I hear your screams
A threesome pose !!
Rip off your clothes
And Cum will flow like streams.May 18, 2021 at 12:14 pm #169278TiftParticipantNo.80
Hot Kissing for Men is Missing !
While everyone else is kissing
As a prelude to sex
It's simply the best
So come on Achat, get Bizzy !May 20, 2021 at 6:53 am #169279TiftParticipantNo.81
This guy wanted group sex you see
So he asked Lucindah and me
We said five hundred bucks
For unlimited fucks
Then he poofed 'cos he wanted it freeMay 22, 2021 at 8:07 pm #169280TiftParticipantNo.82
A debauched and wanton young floozie
Came by and said “I'm Suzy
I'm looking for Fred
To take me to bed
But you will do, I'm not choosy.”May 24, 2021 at 8:29 pm #169281TiftParticipantNo.83
“Cum on my face”, she sighed
“I will, I will, I'll try”
He'd already cum
Twice in her bum
So a third cum would see pigs fly !May 29, 2021 at 7:40 pm #170025TiftParticipantThe limericks thread is for humorous and original limericks
although I want to make an exception because there is nowhere
else to make my point which I feel needs to be made.
(I don’t keep chat logs)No. 84
Black bitch she called me first
Nigger slut was even worse
She then called me paki,
Chocolate and blackie
Anaconda the racist, you’re the worst. -
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