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  • #169268
    Vaughan
    Moderator

    I would draw the attention of the last two contributors to  the terms of this thread
    as posted on page 1 … they are pushing the boundaries and if their intention
    is to get this limerick thread deleted please be aware that such things do not
    pass without consequences.

    “Original and Non-contentious Limericks only please

    To be written by you, preferably anything Achat –
    But anything as long as it is original and written by you –
    the emphasis on you (but please, no maligning others)
    and please take the next number”

    I am sure you mean the last THREE contributors. The last two only respond in kind

    That part high lighted yellow sounds like a threat to me and an accusation.
    You should take note of your own words and advice.
    Be assured, if this topic gets deleted, it will be the fine work of you and your spouse just like last time.
    And your associate seen below.

    Just so nothing gets misrepresented

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    #169270
    Zuzannah
    Participant

    No 71

    It's hard to rhyme with Zuzannah
    Oh hang on, she plays the Pianna
    You say that's absurd
    Pianna's not a word
    Where I lived, it was, you spanner.

    #169269
    Tift
    Participant

    No.72

    Oh Yes! Zuzannah rhymes with pianner
    as well as the famous Clangers
    on the forum is rampant
    has never been dampened
    Where she arrived just like a Banger !

    #169271
    Zuzannah
    Participant

    No. 73

    Winter is a nice place to be
    The mountains are so nice to see
    But I despair
    At the noobs that go bare
    When they approach with their little peewee.

    #169272
    Tift
    Participant

    No.74

    In Night it's always the same
    Guys wanting sex without paying
    They say come to summer
    The money's a bummer
    Then poof! when you show your disdain

    #169273
    Tift
    Participant

    Number Seventy-Five

    He dressed up and stood in the town
    But no one was coming around
    It was quite plain
    I had to explain
    No one wants sex with a clown

    awwwww

    #169274
    Tift
    Participant

            No.76

    A generous young lady called Lyn
    Was accosted by Father McFlynn
    She said “Oh My God
    You dirty old sod
    Oh alright, come slip it in”

    #169275
    Tift
    Participant

          No.77

    There's nothing worse than the summer glitch
    Your system crashes and you shout out bitch!
    Go crazy as a loon
    Howl at the moon
    As Achat mangles your 64 bits

    #169276
    Tift
    Participant

                    No.78

    The ubiquitous mobile phone
    Makes sure you're never alone
    It will ring and ring
    But you won't hear a thing
    Because you left it at home.

    #169277
    Zuzannah
    Participant

    No. 79

    Wow, threesome anal dreams
    Already I hear your screams
    A threesome pose !!
    Rip off your clothes
    And Cum will flow like streams.

    #169278
    Tift
    Participant

    No.80

    Hot Kissing for Men is Missing !
    While everyone else is kissing
    As a prelude to sex
    It's simply the best
    So come on Achat, get Bizzy !

    #169279
    Tift
    Participant

    No.81

    This guy wanted group sex you see
    So he asked Lucindah and me
    We said five hundred bucks
    For unlimited fucks
    Then he poofed 'cos he wanted it free

    #169280
    Tift
    Participant

        No.82

    A debauched and wanton young floozie
    Came by and said “I'm Suzy
    I'm looking for Fred
    To take me to bed
    But you will do, I'm not choosy.”

    #169281
    Tift
    Participant

              No.83

    “Cum on my face”, she sighed
    “I will, I will, I'll try”
    He'd already cum
    Twice in her bum
    So a third cum would see pigs fly !

    #170025
    Tift
    Participant

    The limericks thread is for humorous and original limericks
    although I want to make an exception because there is nowhere
    else to make my point which I feel needs to be made.
    (I don’t keep chat logs)

    No. 84

    Black bitch she called me first
    Nigger slut was even worse
    She then called me paki,
    Chocolate and blackie
    Anaconda the racist, you’re the worst.

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