Original Limericks

[Zuzannah]

No 71

It's hard to rhyme with Zuzannah
Oh hang on, she plays the Pianna
You say that's absurd
Pianna's not a word
Where I lived, it was, you spanner.

[Tift]

No.72

Oh Yes! Zuzannah rhymes with pianner
as well as the famous Clangers
on the forum is rampant
has never been dampened
Where she arrived just like a Banger !

[Zuzannah]

No. 73

Winter is a nice place to be
The mountains are so nice to see
But I despair
At the noobs that go bare
When they approach with their little peewee.

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No.74

In Night it's always the same
Guys wanting sex without paying
They say come to summer
The money's a bummer
Then poof! when you show your disdain

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Number Seventy-Five

He dressed up and stood in the town
But no one was coming around
It was quite plain
I had to explain
No one wants sex with a clown

awwwww

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        No.76

A generous young lady called Lyn
Was accosted by Father McFlynn
She said “Oh My God
You dirty old sod
Oh alright, come slip it in”

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      No.77

There's nothing worse than the summer glitch
Your system crashes and you shout out bitch!
Go crazy as a loon
Howl at the moon
As Achat mangles your 64 bits

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                No.78

The ubiquitous mobile phone
Makes sure you're never alone
It will ring and ring
But you won't hear a thing
Because you left it at home.

[Zuzannah]

No. 79

Wow, threesome anal dreams
Already I hear your screams
A threesome pose !!
Rip off your clothes
And Cum will flow like streams.

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No.80

Hot Kissing for Men is Missing !
While everyone else is kissing
As a prelude to sex
It's simply the best
So come on Achat, get Bizzy !

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No.81

This guy wanted group sex you see
So he asked Lucindah and me
We said five hundred bucks
For unlimited fucks
Then he poofed 'cos he wanted it free

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    No.82

A debauched and wanton young floozie
Came by and said “I'm Suzy
I'm looking for Fred
To take me to bed
But you will do, I'm not choosy.”

[Tift]

          No.83

“Cum on my face”, she sighed
“I will, I will, I'll try”
He'd already cum
Twice in her bum
So a third cum would see pigs fly !

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The limericks thread is for humorous and original limericks
although I want to make an exception because there is nowhere
else to make my point which I feel needs to be made.
(I don’t keep chat logs)

No. 84

Black bitch she called me first
Nigger slut was even worse
She then called me paki,
Chocolate and blackie
Anaconda the racist, you’re the worst.

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No.85

Are people waiting to see
A critical limrick from me ?
About an awful mess
I have to confess
I don’t know what they mean

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