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  • June 3, 2021 at 5:25 pm #170433
    Tift
    Participant

    No.85

    Are people waiting to see
    A critical limrick from me ?
    About an awful mess
    I have to confess
    I don’t know what they mean

    October 16, 2021 at 4:46 am #176550
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 86

    Prolonged absence can give new perspective
    On the chit and the chat…the invective
    It appears as it is :
    Hissy fits, silly tizz
    No reason to be angered or pensive.

    October 16, 2021 at 7:03 pm #176555
    Zuzannah
    Participant

    No. 87

    Oh my God are you back ?
    Cause this forum has gone mighty slack
    Give us a kiss
    You gorgeous Miss
    And I’ll come and help you unpack.

    October 16, 2021 at 10:21 pm #176565
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 88

    Hey Zuz, nice to hear from you gurl.
    I was passing, so went for a whirl
    Around the old haunts
    But refrained from the taunts
    ‘Cause I’d hate to be labelled a churl.

    (Hope you’re well…I’m not really “back”…as I say…just dropped by out of curiosity. Take care & be well).

    October 18, 2021 at 11:35 pm #176617
    Tift
    Participant

    No.89

    The new forum is to be deplored
    Never to work as before
    Emasculated cynically
    Buggered quite clinically
    And Achat will do no more

    November 13, 2021 at 9:58 am #178521
    Tift
    Participant

    No.90

    She perched quite pert on the chaise
    Said it’s somewhere a girl can laze
    And if I’ve been robbed
    I can have a good sob
    But I’d really much rather get laid

    November 15, 2021 at 12:00 pm #178757
    Tift
    Participant

    wrong place

    November 19, 2021 at 3:30 pm #179509
    Tift
    Participant

    No.91

    Everyone’s on their mobile phone
    Can’t leave the things a-bloody-lone
    Always within reach
    Even on the beach
    Then – “You’ve got Covid, Stay at Home!”

    February 1, 2022 at 12:19 pm #194110
    Zuzannah
    Participant

    No.92

    Sometimes it’s nice in Summer
    But mostly it’s a bit of a bummer
    The guys approach me
    And all they see
    Is the (s) and they do a runner.

    February 7, 2022 at 12:03 pm #196579
    Zuzannah
    Participant

    No.93

    I’ve been in Chastity for over a year
    Most of you will find that so queer
    But when I say I’m locked
    And you go off half cocked.
    Accept it I’ve made it quite clear.

    March 10, 2022 at 7:26 pm #197613
    Tift
    Participant

    No.94

    A shameless Ukrainian slut
    Sunk her teeth right into my butt
    She went a bit far
    When she fingered my star
    And pushed it right into my gut
    ..
    .
    (published with kind permission
    of the Ukranian slut)

    May 7, 2022 at 11:16 am #198715
    Tift
    Participant

    No.95

    I borrowed your pink dress to shine
    Smelt strongly of you, so divine
    The stain in the front
    was all from your cunt
    But the jizz on the back was all mine.

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