Original Limericks

[Soniaslut]

No. 86

Prolonged absence can give new perspective
On the chit and the chat…the invective
It appears as it is :
Hissy fits, silly tizz
No reason to be angered or pensive.

[Zuzannah]

No. 87

Oh my God are you back ?
Cause this forum has gone mighty slack
Give us a kiss
You gorgeous Miss
And I’ll come and help you unpack.

[Soniaslut]

No. 88

Hey Zuz, nice to hear from you gurl.
I was passing, so went for a whirl
Around the old haunts
But refrained from the taunts
‘Cause I’d hate to be labelled a churl.

(Hope you’re well…I’m not really “back”…as I say…just dropped by out of curiosity. Take care & be well).

[Tift]

No.89

The new forum is to be deplored
Never to work as before
Emasculated cynically
Buggered quite clinically
And Achat will do no more

[Tift]

No.90

She perched quite pert on the chaise
Said it’s somewhere a girl can laze
And if I’ve been robbed
I can have a good sob
But I’d really much rather get laid

[Tift]

wrong place

[Tift]

No.91

Everyone’s on their mobile phone
Can’t leave the things a-bloody-lone
Always within reach
Even on the beach
Then – “You’ve got Covid, Stay at Home!”

[Zuzannah]

No.92

Sometimes it’s nice in Summer
But mostly it’s a bit of a bummer
The guys approach me
And all they see
Is the (s) and they do a runner.

[Zuzannah]

No.93

I’ve been in Chastity for over a year
Most of you will find that so queer
But when I say I’m locked
And you go off half cocked.
Accept it I’ve made it quite clear.

[Tift]

No.94

A shameless Ukrainian slut
Sunk her teeth right into my butt
She went a bit far
When she fingered my star
And pushed it right into my gut
..
.
(published with kind permission
of the Ukranian slut)

[Tift]

No.95

I borrowed your pink dress to shine
Smelt strongly of you, so divine
The stain in the front
was all from your cunt
But the jizz on the back was all mine.

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