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June 3, 2021 at 5:25 pm #170433
Tift
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No.85

Are people waiting to see
A critical limrick from me ?
About an awful mess
I have to confess
I don’t know what they mean
October 16, 2021 at 4:46 am #176550
Soniaslut
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No. 86

Prolonged absence can give new perspective
On the chit and the chat…the invective
It appears as it is :
Hissy fits, silly tizz
No reason to be angered or pensive.
October 16, 2021 at 7:03 pm #176555
Zuzannah
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No. 87

Oh my God are you back ?
Cause this forum has gone mighty slack
Give us a kiss
You gorgeous Miss
And I’ll come and help you unpack.
October 16, 2021 at 10:21 pm #176565
Soniaslut
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No. 88

Hey Zuz, nice to hear from you gurl.
I was passing, so went for a whirl
Around the old haunts
But refrained from the taunts
‘Cause I’d hate to be labelled a churl.

(Hope you’re well…I’m not really “back”…as I say…just dropped by out of curiosity. Take care & be well).
October 18, 2021 at 11:35 pm #176617
Tift
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No.89

The new forum is to be deplored
Never to work as before
Emasculated cynically
Buggered quite clinically
And Achat will do no more
November 13, 2021 at 9:58 am #178521
Tift
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No.90

She perched quite pert on the chaise
Said it’s somewhere a girl can laze
And if I’ve been robbed
I can have a good sob
But I’d really much rather get laid
November 15, 2021 at 12:00 pm #178757
Tift
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wrong place
November 19, 2021 at 3:30 pm #179509
Tift
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No.91

Everyone’s on their mobile phone
Can’t leave the things a-bloody-lone
Always within reach
Even on the beach
Then – “You’ve got Covid, Stay at Home!”
February 1, 2022 at 12:19 pm #194110
Zuzannah
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No.92

Sometimes it’s nice in Summer
But mostly it’s a bit of a bummer
The guys approach me
And all they see
Is the (s) and they do a runner.
February 7, 2022 at 12:03 pm #196579
Zuzannah
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No.93

I’ve been in Chastity for over a year
Most of you will find that so queer
But when I say I’m locked
And you go off half cocked.
Accept it I’ve made it quite clear.
March 10, 2022 at 7:26 pm #197613
Tift
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No.94

A shameless Ukrainian slut
Sunk her teeth right into my butt
She went a bit far
When she fingered my star
And pushed it right into my gut
..
.
(published with kind permission
of the Ukranian slut)
May 7, 2022 at 11:16 am #198715
Tift
Participant
No.95

I borrowed your pink dress to shine
Smelt strongly of you, so divine
The stain in the front
was all from your cunt
But the jizz on the back was all mine.
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