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    Vaughan
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      #163968
      JessiCapri
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        Great advice….but what if they DO keep in touch and want to follow you home? hahaha ::)

        #163969
        analetta
        Participant

          Sorry…I know this is an old thread, but I have to pose the question…Why over 40's? 
          What's the reason for the age limit?

          I pwomise I'll go to bed when I'm told.

          #163970
          JessiCapri
          Participant

            Perhaps it is the op's age group and she is more comfortable that way. Some do not enjoy sexual relations with those that are the same age group as their own children.  Perhaps, like me, she has found that those in younger age groups are less discreet and/or lacking in skill that comes with experience.  Of course there are exceptions to every rule so try tracking her down in game and see if she would relax the guidelines for you.

            #163971
            analetta
            Participant

              Decided to organise my own “Under 30's Erratic Holiday”  destination with the aid of local businessman and all-round good egg, Mr. Alfonso Doorframe.

              Set in Private grounds just a stone's throw from the picturesque village of Nibbling-On-The-Minge, our complex offers everything those seeking a little “discreet getaway” may need.

              So allow Reggie Bastard and our Entertainments Team to welcome you to a fun-filled weekend of shagging where your family, friends and colleagues won't find you out….

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              Take a quick peek at just a few of the delights waiting to welcome you and your chosen shag…

              Choose  from our selection of comfortable Boutique accommodations….

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              Relax  in the sun by our bijou pool-ette…

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              Enjoy  fine dining in comfortable surroundings courtesy of renowned amateur chef Neville Teakettle…

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              All this, and a possible STD, is waiting for you. We're just a quick tinkle away…

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              #163972
              Soniaslut
              Participant

                I've just signed me and Mabel up for a weekend Quickie-Saver package. Easier to get to than Skeggy and they give you free bottle of lube AND a smorgasbord.
                Never tried one of those, but we'll have a go. Have to be circumspect with positions cos of Mabel's dicky hip…but we''l give it a go.

                #163973
                Tift
                Participant

                  The thing is Ethel, I'm not sure I want to get on the coach
                  when the driver is Viking's dad

                  [img]https://i.imgur.com/aXqCFNw.jpg?1[/img]

                  #163974
                  Soniaslut
                  Participant

                    Mabel, you gorgeous slut, that had me larffin' my lil tiddies off.  Have to make sure Viking sees that…  ;D

                    Though……never mind the driver…I'm not sure that vehicle will make it as far as Nibbling-On-The-Minge and our dreamy fuckaway weekend.

                    [img]https://i.imgur.com/i3aZiP8.jpg?1[/img]

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