@Bear: You'd have to push you balls back into your body, pull your penis back and secure it there somehow… like with tape. One can also push the penis back into the body somewhat… depends on how long you are, fold skin from the sides over the pulled back penis and glue things together. Well it will be uncomfortable, getting excited like that can be very uncomfortable so I'm not really suggesting it and you can't get hard while I help you with it. :