*pictures in her mind Unhealer humping the ground for planting/seeding flowers*
Sorry bub, I ain't takin' no chances here… tree-huggin' I reckon is them hippy-crap, but dirt-humpin'? We don't take kindly to that kinda practices… Mary Sue, git me me ole shotgun! Bobby Joe, where ya left that frikkin' chainsaw at when we cut da hog up fer chrismes?!
Well, it's either easing down a chainsaw or swinging sharp implements with “crappy female (m)aiming abilities”… :-*
Of course you could start dating vegans too, but I wouldn't wish that on anybody…