The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )

[Bear]

The band may not be shirtless… their shirts unbuttoned  adding for Brandy's fantasies… but for one… who has seen his wardrobe disappearring…  :

Sadly a country band without cowbau hats…though obliging in moving from silly tunes to something more accomidating for dance.
(wonders if the female singer will unbittin (edited: unbutton…but I am happy to give playful nips to correct that situation)…  hers)

[Lover]

I love to sing loud and full of passion… but my voice would empty the bar at once
I have some experiences in being an entertainer, leading through the evening, introducing the band and newcomers… caring for the female background dancers

[mooncalf]

I don't want to step on any toes again…

…is this open to everyone?

[Lover]

Of course!!! Come and join us please :-*

[hentaiboy69]

Brandy, it can't be a good “Bar and Grill” whitout a barbecue and, of course, donuts for the NSPD!

The stage is ready for the band and the smell of meat is all around in the air….come on, my friends, it's time for a party in a country style!

[Brandybee]

Mooncalf … its a must …  you are one of the first of the groupies … last I saw you were being chased with a lasso…  hehehe

Oh the BBQ is out the back,pasta, salad  & fruit bar,  icecream .. hear strawberries & vanilla are a must , chocolate .. you name it, caters for all tastes … and  a fabulous donut machine with lots of sugar and cream mmmm 

Of course …  everyone will have to think of a good way to excercise after .. keep those building calories at bay … mmm … mind wondering … concentrate …  oops sorry Jayc .. another toe.. ouch

[mooncalf]

Okay then I'll put in my 2 cents worth.

Every good Country Western Bar I was in had these 3 elements:

Karaoke/Amateur Night

Sing-a-long Night

and once a year a Sadie Hawkins Night

The wilder ones had these elements

Mechanical Bull

Wet T-Shirt Contests

[Lover]

I never have been in a America – but I thought (and so I also understand your ideas mooncalf) of having some events like
– Singer competition
– Theme nights

and… as it's Achat… speed dating

[Azrielle]

Donuts?

Where?

(starts investigation of how this came to be without my prior knowledge). AHH! of course…. this is not within the geographical borders of the wee country of Nymphomania.

Now I feel like I'm an internet stalker… and who has all the cream filling?

Hehehehe
Az.

[Bear]

Word of advice (learned the hard way) to those who have never ridden the bull

NEVER,… EVER… taunt the operator…

else you'll see indeed a man can fly…

[Brandybee]

The local sex Police are always welcome to pop in, frisk a few punters, sneak as many donuts as they want, even take part in the wet t shirt contest .. I'm sure you'll find the punters very co-operative hehehe …   and the bar staff ( some even have bunny ears, even the guys … ) will be pleased to serve your favourite coctails… screaming orgasms, slow comfortable screw .. you name it, they'll make it happen …..

mmm  oh I like riding ..  big bulls  has a certain appeal … mmm …  even got the hat … Yehaw…

[mooncalf]

I've ridden them and once the operator sees that you're not going to stay in your top… well… lets just say that it is most difficult to hold on to the bull and your busom at the same time.  Whoa

[TightFit74]

I guess I''ll have to polish up my 6-string and get it in tune.. I'd like to see those feet of the floor.. Maybe some skin-to-skin line dancing..

I do take requests and you can elave a tip in my hat if you're happy with the performance of this rusted singer-songwriter.. a kiss will do as well, that is, if it's from a cute girl..

[Azrielle]

hehhehe…

It's a good thing you qualified that last statement, Tight… Because I think some guy named Bubba wanted to swing you about the dance floor. lolz.

* D  O  N  U  T  S  *  mhmmmmmm…

Mwah!
Az.

[jayc]

Alrighty then, we have a house band, a master of cermonies / emmcee, a mechanical bull, a balladeer, a well stocked bar including Brandy's famous punch served in a 20 oz  glass  skull mug. and for the brave  we will offer  panda bear wrestling on weekends. who dares to enter the ring to face the mighty Pachacuti over 200 lbs  of pure panda power. we even have the local police stopping by for free doughnuts. all and all a good start.  and its for everybody so come on down  for a visit and most important have a good time at the A. B. & G 

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