The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )

[sexilicious]

Once James removed my sweater, I went back and slowly took his cock into my mouth. Taking just the head as I swirl my tongue around and around. I start taking him deeper after swirling my tongue around his hot shaft. Once I reach as far back as I could, I start bopping my head up and down on his throbbing cock taking him over and over again.

Once in a while, I pause and suck on his cock whether all the way in or just the tip. I make sure not to get into a specific routine so as to drive James crazy and keep him guessing what will happen next.

While I'm working on his cock with my mouth, I move my hands up and cup his balls. Rolling his balls around in my hand and pulling softly so as to bring him greater pleasure. His hands tighten more on my head and I can sense his arousal is increasing nearer to that peak.

[bluedenim]

James & Sexi seem to be doin' fine, but I got something going on in the pudding pit.

Mrsexlover manages to get his head out from under Terri's ass and starts whispering in her ear and I get a kinda feelin…?

I let go his cock and go search out Pookies pussy. I start off by licking the Jell-O off her nipples then flicking them with my tongue until they stand up between my lips and I nibble them softly, then I trail down her belly pausing to lick around her belly-button, before making a bee-line for her slick slit where I am just about to poke my tongue up into her pussy when I hear Terri giggling and she grabs my ankles and spreading my legs wide, drags me back to Martin and over his lap. I squeal and wriggle and look pleadingly at Pookie, who has sat up and is wondering what is going on.
“Hey Pookie, grab her wrists!” yells Terri.

[Old_Joe]

Stone approaches me and gives me a large jar with folded papers in.  I look at her questioningly  and she says excited , ” You got to find out who's got the most votes for the most splendid jumper here”
I look at the pudding pit and then at the jar , ” Now? ”  I ask, really not wanting to move from my prime position.

” Yes now”  She insists, ” Come on … Now ”  tugging my hand.
“Ok, Ok”  I follow her reluctantly  and  look at the label taped on the large glass jar.  It reads

“Question: Vote for the splendidest (Ugly Really ) Xmas Sweater (Pages 113 to 115 ) “

Luckily Stone seems oblivious to the ” Ugly Really” bit.  Then I tip the contents out and begin the count…

Covems  – 1 
Old_Joe – 0 
Brandybee – 6 
Jayc – 1 
Stone – 2 
Lover – 1 
Bluedenim – 0
TerriC – 0
ItsAmy123 – 1 
mrsexlover – 1 
Pookie77 – 0 
Tangoracer – 1 
All_For_You  (Karen) – 1 
Zoerink – 2 
jcm0824 – 3
LydiaRose – 0 
 
Total Voters: 20

” Oh my god,  Brandy actually won ”  Stone is like an excited child. 
“Fabulous”  I nod , ” What did she win ? “
” Why ,  a splendid New Year Firework jumper of course ”  Stone replied  and picks up the prize to go find Brandy.

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[zoerink]

Just two votes for me?? lol

Well… Brandy's  sweeter is really really ugly…  i can understand she wins…  :

[mrsexlover]

As i whisper in Terri's ear obout my plans, i guess Blue is getting suspicious, she leaves my cock alone and start to lick Pookies body. But Terri  grab's hold of her and pull's Blue over my knee.  Keeping her feet down and legs spread. “Grab her wrists”  she shout's to Pookie.

In het mean time Blue is trying to wiggle her way out of their grab and of my knee's. It's very exciting how her belly is rubbing the head of my still stiff cock as she does that, then it seems to end up in her belly-button.

My hand goes up and jelly is flying everywhere as it lands on her ass. “You had that comming young Lady” i tel her “You have been teasing me all week long and in many places, it's time you get what you deserve”

One slap, Two slaps, Three Slaps. Blue stops to try get of my lap, instead she starts to wiggle her ass between each new slap and moans softly.

[Lover]

Laughing I hug Brandy. “Really ugly!” I look at her and hurry to add “the sweater. Congrats!” I kiss her cheeks and her lips. “I pay a Bacardi, this has to be celebrated”. We go to the bar, old_joe already knows what we want and gives each of us a big glass. “Cheers!” I nod and raise my glass “Prost” she answers.
Were looking around, smiling watching all our friends enjoying a great time. “You dont have to change clothes – its carnival soon” I laugh. Next i hand her the box.

“This little game is still running. Now you got it – dont forget to give it away asap!”

[Brandybee]

I watch the goings on in the pudding pit with interest.  TerriC, Pookie77, bluedenim and mrsexlover are having a great time in the purple grape jelly.

Jcm and Sexilicious are getting friendly by the bbq.

Covems , ItsAmy123 and the dwarfs had fixed and checked all the Christmas lights and had good seats by the pudding pit too enjoying the food and performance.

Other tables had the finely cooked food by jcm served up by Momma_andrea.  I ensured that the tables had pitchers of Coveyprilla.

Stone and Jayc were smooching on the dance floor but jayc somehow always ensured in his dance he was always facing the pudding pit watch the naked girls and gloopy jelly. I wondered if he was a boobs man the way he was staring at the bouncing girls.

All_For_You, Tangoracer & HB are giggling together and Tango gets up and sings a beautiful song for HB.

I listen as he plays the piano beautifully and sings the touching ballad. It’s so beautiful.  I clap with others as he returns to the table and snogs HB.  I sigh, wondering where Bear has got to.

Lover joins me bringing a much needed bicardi and coke and settles in the seat next to me.

Zoerink & LydiaRose join us.  She had sung a beautiful song earlier and Zoerink was still buzzing over his lottery win.  We fill glasses with Coveyprilla and Zoerink buys everyone a round in the bar.

I see Stone suddenly grab Old Joe and drag him back to the bar and jayc comes over and sits with us, watching the pudding pit 4.  He is a boobs man I decide.

Stone comes over all excited with a bottle of Malorts and another package.

“ You won the most splendid Christmas jumper.  Isn’t that great? “ She announces to everyone looking at me. They all cheer.
“ I Did?”  I ask a little stunned.  She nods her head and places a rosette on my jumper. 

She then in pompous ceremony hands me the bottle of malorts and a package. I open it to find it’s a firwork new year jumper.
“Wow, Thank you so much every body”   They all clap and laugh when I hold the jumper out for them to see.
Stone, bless her, is beaming.

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I then nudge Old Joe, “ Hey, you know what today is don’t you?”
“Oh my life, I completely forgot” he said. “ I best go ring the bar bell”
He returns to the bar and rings it out loudly.   

“ Hey everybody.   Its HB’s birthday today –   Time to sing … “
Everyone stops what they are doing and procede to sing “ Happy Birthday “ to Hentaiboy69 .  He blushes and stands as we all rush over to kiss him on the cheek.

“ A round of  birthday drinks on the House”  Jayc shouts.

Old Joe nods and promptly adds them all to Covems tab.

I notice that one of the posters seems to be slipping off the notice board so walk over to pin it back up.

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Then I return to Lover and the others at the table.
He teases me about the jumpers and  hands me a box

“ You have to get rid of it as soon as possible “ He chuckles.
“Why, What’s in it?  I ask curious
He just winks,  “ Just make sure you pass it on”
“Ok, “  I agree.

Suddenly there is a commotion over by the pudding pit and we all see a big Red Elmo slamming mrsexlover into the purple jelly.   
Mrsexlover is laughing and disappears under the gloopy mixture.

“Who he?”  I ask Lover looking at the red fur ball.

He shrugs and we both start laughing.   “ Just another fun night in the bar”  Lover says,

I approach Jayc and hand him the box.
“ Looks like you win this, but you have to pass it on as soon as possible “ I grin.

Jayc has the box.

[mrsexlover]

As they jelly is flying high with me spanking Blue's lovely ass, Terri starts to scream. We look around and see a Big Red Elmo jumping into the pit. I tell the girls to run to safety as i stand up to face him and protect them.

But Elmo is getting the run on me and i slip. WAKK i land on my back in the jelly that's flying up. Now both Elmo and me are covered in it. I see Elmo is somehow blinded by jelly that's gone into his eye witch gives me a chance. I grab Elmo's legs and now he goes down on his back into the jelly.

I get on top of him trying to keep him under control. I hear Tango shouting and as i look up he is waving a pair of handcuffs. He throws them to me and i catch with one hand. As a trained professional i slap them on Elmo's wrists. I pull on his head and a mask comes off.

I don't know the man, neither does anyone in the bar, but luckly my college's from the NSPD have arrived to take him to the police station so they escort the man to the police cruiser outside

But they can't leave without the oppertunity to make remarks on my nudity. I think i will hear that for some time to come.

Now that all commotion has gone, the girl some back to the pit and start kissing me for saving them. And off course it's Pookie that's tripping me so i land back in the jelly with the girls on top.

[Pookie77]

Flipping my foot in the way of Martin as he's moving backwards, he falls with a splat into the Jell-O (It's Jell-O, which is a gelatin… not Jelly… lolz).  It splatters everyone who is in the pit, and some who are watching us.

Terri immediately scrambles on top of him and looks me in the eye.  “WRESTLE” she says, and slides her body along his…. all slippery with the Jell-O… she slides all the way up and pins his arms over his head with her knees… this causes her pussy to be mear inches away from Martin's lips.

Bluedenim in climbing back into the pit and I pull her leg out from under her, causing her to flop, backside first, into the Jell-O.  Again it splatters us.

“OH YOU!”  Bluedenim says, while starting to giggle.  I grab hold of her ankle and pull her leg… this causes her entire body to slide along the pit… I open my legs and draw her nearer.  We slide into a scissors position and we begin to slide and press together…  I moan… “Tribbing is so good.”  I say as we begin to get into it.

Bluedenim reaches her hands up and I do the same… our fingers interlock and we pull against each other, causing our pussies to press even harder…  mmmmmm… I can feel that familar stirring in my body and my excitement builds…

[bluedenim]

I was squealing as Pookie & Terri held me over Martin's lap and him slapping me when Terri screamed and she & Pookie jumped up & slithered out of the pit. Martin pushed me off & yelled “Run blu, I'll protect you!”
I scrambled out and ran towards the barbecue as a fluffy red suit ran past & dived into the pit knocking Martin onto his back. Martin throws some Jell-O into Elmo's face and Tango is there in a flash with a pair of handcuffs “Slap these on him, Martin, I've called for back-up!”
Martin rolls Elmo over and cuffs him like he's done it before and pulls the head off to reveal a total stranger and by the time he's pulled him out of the pit with some help from Tango, a squad car has arrived and he's bundled off to HQ, the 2 officers can't resist laughing at poor Martin, stood there dripping purple Jell-O from the end of his cock and they give Pookie, Terri & me a good look up & down as we huddle together. When they wolf-whistle tho, Pookie scrapes a handful of Jell-O and throws it at them. Fortunately it splatters on the windshield, but the larger cop points his nightstick at us “You looking to get cuffed & locked up too honey?” Terri giggles & pushes me forwards “If you're offering, this one loves being restarined!” They both laugh & drive off in a cloud of burning rubber.
I turn round to say something to Terri, but Pookie moves out & pushes Martin backwards back into the pudding pit with a loud “SPLAT” and Terri jumps in on top of him, pinning his arms above his head and teasing him with her pussy just over his mouth.
I try to climb back in, but Pookie grabs my leg and I fall on my ass splattering everyone again. I shout “Oh YOU!” and giggle, but she pulls me harder, right into her, our open legs going either side of each other and our pussies rubbing against each other…. Pookie starts to moan “Tribbing is so good” I reach my hands out to her and we grasp each other's tight pulling ourselves hard, and grinding our pussies together, my ginger curls & clit-bar mashing into Pookie's smooth slit and we begin to moan in stereo.
I feel my heat rising and I can't hold back, I flip over and back my pussy onto Pookies mouth while I lap her sweet wet slit, nibbling on her little bud and pushing my tongue deep inside her, my hands one on each ass-cheek pulling her apart as if I can force my head up her vagina, I lick around her anus teasing her, I feel myself getting ready to squirt and taking a deep breath, I push my face as far into her as I can get it, my nose in her asshole, my mouth between her wet swollen lips and my tongue deep inside her searching out her G-spot and we both start to shudder as climax rushes toward us like an unstoppable express train.

[Covems]

I make my way to the stage… tapping the microphone…  *tap tap tap”

“Is this thing on?”

A man sat crying into his beer at the AB&G bar.  “What's wrong?” Old Joe asked.
“My mother-in-law,” the man replied.  “I have a real problem with her.”
“Cheer up,” the barkeep said.  “Everyone has problems with his mother-in-law.”
“Yeah,” the man replied, “but I got mine pregnant.”

Why are women's breasts like a train set under the Christmas tree?
Because they were made for children, but Dad whats to play with them.

Where do you put a picture of a missing transvestite?
On a carton of half-and-half.

A small boy woke up three nights in a row when he heard a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom.  Finally, one morning he went to his mother and said, “Mommy, every night I hear you and Daddy making noise, and when I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him.”
His mother replied, “Oh, well, I'm bouncing on Daddy's stomach because he's fat, and that helps him get thin again.”
“That won't work,” said the boy.
“Why not?” asked his mother.
The boy replied, “Because the lady next door comes over after you leave each day and blows him up again.”

Thank you… I'll be here all week

[Anonymous]

The taxi pulls up and I get out.  Looking up at the sign for the Achat Bar & Grill.  I wonder what it will be like in the bar, I've heard good things but am not certain.  Checking that my short skirt and blouse are all tidy I enter.  As I walk inside I glance around and stop amazed at what i see.

People playing in a big bowl of purple jelly.  A comedian telling really bad, but funny jokes.  Umm my kind of place.

I walk across the room, slightly unsteady in my new stilletto heals, at the bar I ask for a rum and coke and sit on a stool to watch what's going on.  This might be fun I think.

[sexilicious]

Shakes my head when i hear covems jokes. Having gotten dressed again I sit at one of the tables relaxing enjoying the atmosphere.

[Brandybee]

I am crying with laughter at Covems jokes and turn to Lover, ” How does he do that? ” I chuckle.

Lover turns to me, also laughing,  “Do what”

I reply , ” Time his punch lines between the gasps and moans from the pudding pit. The guy is just too talented”

Mrsexlover was quite impressive dealing with Elmo too,  its nice having friends from the NSPD willing to jump in naked whenever the need arises.  I send over a jug of CoveryPrilla & rum donuts for when the girls and he are in need of some light refreshment.

A new face, walks into the bar, I see  jcm has ordered drinks for her and hear her introduce herself as lolitazara.

Lover & I raise our drinks to her in welcome.  ”  Welcome to the hippest and hottest place in our Forum Village –  it's plain crazy, I'm sure you will fit right in. “

I grin at her,  “Jcm is right,  this is a good place  to meet the rest  of our patrons and check out the erotic story contest. The prizes are fabulous”
I pass her directions.

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[sexilicious]

Hearing the dinner bell, I wonder if I should try eating now or wait for the crowd to go down. Seeing the mad dash for food, I decide to wait and not rush to grab my food. Then James walks over and says, “Sorry about that Sexi. Let me make it up to you. Still have that key from Blu's pocket”? I nod my head and show him the key. Smiling, I take his hand to stand up. Leaning in I kiss him back before we head inside. While he heads to get us some food and drink, I slip out and grab something from my car before heading to the Icehouse.

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