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A flood of girls suddenly rushes over to the front of the stage as Lover, Tango, and JayC prepare in the backstage for the male strip show. I hurry to a nearby table and grab myself a folding chair, then proceed to plop it down near the front of the stage where all the female patrons have gathered.
The ladies seated in front all turn their heads and groan as I display a beaming smile. I pause for a moment to make sure everything is in order. “Alright. Dollar bills so I can make it rain on them? Check. My phone to take humiliating pictures of them while dancing? Check. My champagne bottle? Check .”Oh, I can't wait for this!” I yell, clapping both hands together. Foxy, smacks her forehead and simply shakes her head. “I'll make sure to toss Lover the most dollar bills.” I say, chuckling in Foxy's direction while giving a wink. I mingle with the ladies while we wait, giving them my usual flirtatious pick up lines. “Mmm Lydia. Pretty as a rose like always.” I say blowing her a kiss. I notice one of the older patrons Freddie walking by and give him a head nod while holding up my champagne.
My gaze turns to the front as all the ladies begin to clap loudly, chanting the names of the dancers.
I think to myself..”Hm..thanks God I didn't make any bets.”
OMG!
All the lady's run to front stage to get a better view Brandy with here Binoculars, Denisee comes seats by me Hgo runs to the front she looks very excited HB Stone and Lydiarose all enjoying and others .
Mrsexylover gets on the mic with all the shouts lights and smoke the stage is alive and jumping
Mrsexylovers with a voice that sounds like Berry White smooth and very sexy He introduces
Lover Tango and JaycThe audience stood and applauded the performance all are excited .
Hukk looks at me and teases me about Lover I shake my head as he says hes his going to give him the most I wink and say I hope you do he can buy me dinner after the show
Jayc and all the guys do Larry Curly and Moe jokes.
Then Tango jumps up on the stage wearing a A hot pink thong his hips side to side moving in close to the lady's they go wild scream and shouts as he passes by me and Denisee slap his ass give him a few bills . Tango stand in front of Brandy rubbing his pink thong on her face hope we don't have to give her CPR his all on her face then pulls away as Bandy puts a few bills in his thong he walks away shacking his ass. Hgo is getting wild jumping up and down she is out control she jumps on stag till loverboy draggs her off ….
Hukk and Tomi Laugh as they are dragging her off stage .,.
As we keep on drinking champagne whistle and cheer the guys on for more more .
Lover come shaking his sexy ass WOO WOOO here come my favorite one strut his walk to the front wiggling his ass mmmm seducing and exciting all the lady's. Stone pulls his belt off and Brandy unbuttons his pants giving the lady's rash of excitement .I can even see Hukk enjoying it as he blows him a kiss ….
Sexy Lover looks my way with a grin he starts walking my way wiggling his sexy oiled body yummy lusting this gorgeous stud he comes and seats on my lap wooo woo I wrap my arms around him so he will not move away holding him tight he pulls my head to his chest as he dose I start licking it and gently bite his nipples and flicker my wet tongue over them they get so hard he give me a kiss I suck his tongue as I reach down and stroke his cock he gets hard as a rock stands up turns around looks at me I look at him we smile knowing what is going to happen …my hand is guided to his zipper I pull it down as I did he turns around very fast and pulls his pants down showing a little Red thong his ass is on my face every one is screaming and shouting I grab it and kiss his butt cheek stick a $$$ on his thong He crawls away like a puma before he gos I pull his thong and slap his butt cheeks and let go of the thong great show honey ……. :-*
WAO WAO WAO!!! I go and all of you make a party without me?? lol…
I go into a bar, i see HGO, OH! MY FRIEND!!! So nice to see you on the bar, after ask jayc for a beer i look around, and smile to Roxxy too, Lover, Brandy and Tango, in a very interesting way, as the incredible
Little by little, sip by sip, the beer is running out, I'll have to order another, was so hard weeks, and next weeks will be hard again, so i will drink all my rest time, all my 2 days break. I feel good and sad, sad because tonight i read a bad notice about a friend, and good because i know shes fine, my soulmate, you know i will be always, close, as a sea wolf watching you, taking care of you. HAPPY AND GLAD TO KNOW YOURE OK
HELLO EVERYONE!!! SO NICE TO SEE YOU ALL, I will not be so much time here, but enought to say hello, and drink something with you.
Welcome back zoerink ask Joe for a beer tell him write that on my invoice than come her sit down and enjoy the show with us
My arms folded I watch my fellow stooges woo the crowd of lovely ladies. Larry finishes to the roar of the crowd and returns to Curly and I. Curly's comments deserve another slap, but its my turn to show the boys how its done.
The music changes to Adam Ant “goody two shoes”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Tj-Xo_eqI
I show off my fancy Foot work, my Moe wig almost flying off my head as I really ham it up as I slowly strip off my vest. Hopping off the stage I shimmy up to the two ladies who started all of this and bend over. With my encouragement Brandy grabs the tear-away flap and in an instant my shorts are gone and I’m wearing nothing but a skimpy red “banana hammock” with a firecracker drawn on the front. A laughing Stone puts a dollar in my waistband and I sit on her lap for a photo.
I rise to my feet and work my way through the crowd of women who are all hands. Its all I can do to keep my thong on. I glance up at lover who winks and nods.
MEANWHILE IN THE BAR KITCHEN
Grumpy Watches the delivery truck pull up, the driver approaches the Dwarf.
“Did you order 50 pies from the Achat bakery?” the man asks
“Why yes I did, and please charge it to Mr Covems account.” Grumpy says nonchalantly
The dwarfs unpack the pies and load up the carts and move out to the bar and load up the prefilled Seltzer bottles.
The crowd hardly notices the dwarfs as they place pies and seltzer bottles on the tables and bar. Happy brings 3 pies and seltzer bottles up on stage just as I climb back up. The music dies down.
Curly “Hey Moe! Hey Larry! Refreshments!” as he points to the pies.
Moe “ Mind your manners you chow hounds and wash those hands! You have no idea where they have been!”
Following Lovers subtle hand signals, we have a good idea were our initial and secondary targets our seated, and we strategically take our places for the grand finale to our little show.
Curly fiddling around with a seltzer bottle sprays me in the face. I respond with the patented “Moe gut/top of the head/chin punch” Larry carrying a pie gets caught up in the scuffle and fumbles the pie upwards into my face………………”Moe it was an accident”
Wiping the lemon meringue from my face I smile and grab a pie “oh yeah? I fling the coconut cream pie at a ducking Larry and hit Curly square on the side of the head.
An enraged Curly growling at me grabs a pie. The throw is perfect, missing me on purpose and hits Ole Joe on the chest and chin and breaks his cigar.
The bar falls silent……..Ole Joe grabs a bar towel and wipes the goo off his shirt when he hears a chuckle for the tables……….its Brandy,
Ole Joe begins to chuckle too then quickly picks up a chunk of the smashed pie and hurls it with the accuracy of rifle and nails his employer right on the forehead with a loud splat.
Stone sitting right next to Brandy busts out laughing and is hit with a well flung ball of coconut cream thrown by yours truly. And to add insult to injury Brandy sprays her with a seltzer bottle, hitting near by tables who retaliate in kind.
Handing my partners cold beers, our work done we watch the pie fight grow and gain momentum.
I see Zoerink I greet him welcome back . Out of where I see a pie fly over my head it landed on my x I laughed and said Tom are you ok he gave me smirk like whatever I said would you like a glass of milk for that pie me being so sarcastic and kind .
I think I had a little to much wine I see pies all over flying by and little Dwarf men running around I see Brandy and Stone Cover in pie .. ..
I try to run away from the pies I go hide behind ole Joe behind the bar the safest place I thought and give him a
I take my seat at the front of the stage, waiting in anticipation with Stone for our beloved boys to come out and do their sexy strip routine. The wager and strip performance had made it around the grapevine of our Forum Village and the AB&G was heaving with expectant customers.
All the girls at the front were giggling and sipping champagne discussing the boys’ lunch boxes and other fine attributes.We were all excited and then Mrsexlover announces the big show
“People of the AB&G it's my pleasure to bring you the next act on this stage, as the management was asking for the chip'n dales, it turned out they could not affort them, so let me proudly introduce the you Lover, Jayc and Tango as
SOME STRIPPING MALES ! “The lights dim, the music plays and intial cheers sound before silence befalls the crowd, watching in enthralled interest.
I immediately spurt my champagne in unison with Stone as the boys come on as “The Three Stooges” but in the appropriate dress of the famous guy Chip N Dale sexy dance troop.
Jayc was dressed as Moe. His bowl cut hair style perfectly framed his face and made him look hilarious in his white collar and cuffs and black dicky bow and black trousers.
Tango was dressed as Curly.
Lover was dressed as Larry.
All are extremely, fit, toned and very very handsome.
In typical mayhem, the three guys in character begin their show and banter. Everyone is roaring with laughter at their antics.
Then Tango / Curly steps forward with his closely shaved head belying his name.
He wiggles, gyrates, pulls sexy pouts and shows off his fine physique. The ladies cheer and encourage him to “ge rr am off “ Wolf whistles fill the air. He strips slow and seductive to reveal a hot pink thong.
Tango suddenly jumps from the stage and struts in front of the baying ladies and makes his way to me and Stone.
Before I know it , I have a grinding pink, leather thonged, cock, eskimo kissing my nose, before the grind gets harder and I can’t help but sneaking a naughty kiss there.
He moves back and I lick my lips, tasting the leather on my lips.
He dances and as he does so he pulls his chap trousers off, much to everyone’s delight.
He is soon naked, except for his pink boots and sexy little hat.Lover / Larry moves forward next after a few more funny little interactions with the other two.
This show is pretty amazing.
The aptly named “Sex bomb “ begins to play and Lover prances around the stage, dropping to his knees and sexily removing his jacket. His chest and body takes your breath away.
We all cheer and encourage him to remove “More More “
He blows a kiss to one of his adoring fans – Hukk, who smiles and looks round to everyone “ That was for me – Did you see that, that kiss – it was for me “ He looked so pleased!
Lover jumps down the front and encourages the ladies to unbutton and loosen his clothing. I get to unbutton his trousers with a big big grin.
He strips seductively and is soon down to his naughty red thong- Magnificent.There is a bit of a melee as HGO grabs buckets of soapy suddy water. She can hardly contain herself, jumping on stage to accost the gorgeous men. We all laugh and cheer as Loverboy71, Hukk & Tomi join in and playfully drag her off stage.
We are all laughing so hard, and yet, the boys have still managed to maintain that very sexy atmosphere of a hot strip dance.Zoerink suddenly makes an appearance and I kiss him in delight, shoving a glass of Champers in his hand. “The show is not over yet – you are just in time for the finale” I tell him chuckling.
Jayc / Moe then begins his routine.
Stone is beside herself in excitement. “God isn’t he gorgeous?” she whispers to me. I roll my eyes and agree :
He dances and does some wonderfully clever foot work. The crowd love and cheer him on.
He jumps down to the front as dollar bills are placed in his trousers & naughty ass spanks.
He strips very sexily and arrives in front of me and Stone. We each take a side fastening and tear the trousers open. He is left wearing a very sexy red thong and a very fine package indeed
Stone cheekily gives him a dollar for his efforts, stuffing down the front of his thong to join a firework rocket strategically placed there.
He returns to the stage and all three guys finish their routine and comedy antics.Suddenly cream filled flans are flying through the air. Old Joe gets splattered and I catch sight of the giggling dwarfs. They were obviously working hard behind the scenes!
Stone gets a full one in the face and I laugh, spraying her with more squirty cream. As I laugh I get one in the face!!
Its mayhem, its fun and all hell breaks loose as a pie fight breaks out…..
The lights suddenly dim, and everyone's attention turns to the stage. “It's about to begin!” cries a jubilant Brandy.
Hello (Moe, low tone), Hellooo (Larry, a major third higher, with Moe still holding his 'o'), Hellooooo (Curly, a major fifth higher than Moe, forming a major chord with Moe and Larry)
“Oh God…they can't be serious..” I cry, as begin to laugh deliriously from this genius comedic spectacle. JayC, Lover, and Tango proceed with their Three Stooges routine, gyrating their pelvises and buttocks for the 'dames' delight. Lover looks over in my direction and suddenly blows me a kiss.
“That was for me – Did you see that, that kiss – it was for me!” I yell, nearly fainting into the arms of Foxy who catches me. The females continue to hoot and holler, yelling out for the three men to continue their seductive chip n dale strip tease. “Noooooo…..I want the boys!” pouts HGO, as I look over in her direction. I see her trying to clamber up to the stage again, with out stretched adoring arms. “Quick, LB and Tomi! Grab her! She's gone Coco for the stooges!” I shout. We drag her from the stage and place her back on her sit, where she proceeds to pout. “Alright ladies! Lets make it Rain on the stooges!” I shout. Denisee looks at me curiously, while Tango shakes his rump in her face. “Make it rain? Oh my, I've never done that before!” she says with a red flushed face. “You've never made it rain?! Alright here are some bills. Now just do what I do!” I proceed to go over to Moe (JayC) and make it rain on his body. “Today's forecast calls for RAIN!” I shout.
I throw some of my dollar bills into the air and watch them float back down on Moe's body. HB shakes her head and yells out. “Eh Eh Eh!? That's not how you make it rain!” She snatches the remainder of my dollar bills from my hand and shows me how it's done by making it 'rain' on Tango's.
I nod my head in approval and look back at Denisee who laughs. “Never mind. That's how you make it rain! Look at the hand motion. She has it down pat!” I chuckle.
“Did you order 50 pies from the Achat bakery?” calls out a man. I look over curiously to see 50 pies being set at a table across from the stage. “Hey, what's with the pies?” I ask those around me. The girls seem to not take notice, as they are too enthralled with the show in front of them. “Hmm…I think they're up to something..” I think quietly to myself. My suspicion is confirmed as they begin to take calculated pie shots at certain targets within the crowd. *SPLAT* I break out laughing, upon seeing Stone's face covered in pie. She wipes some of the cream off her face and proceeds to hurl it in my direction. I duck just in time, but unfortunately the person behind is creamed. *SPLAT* I turn around to see a pied Lydia. I once more break out laughing. “Oh boy, did you get creamed!” I say giggling. Suddenly, I turn around to see two pies being hurled in my direction by JayC and Lover. *SPLAT SPLAT* I'm motionless for a few seconds, as the pie cream slowly rolls off from my face and down to my Tuxedo. I stand up and scream “This tuxedo cost me 600 smackers!” I repeatedly slap the front of my face lightly with both hands while shaking my head. “Why I outta! You bozo's! I'll teach you!” I yell, as I charge at them with my head lowered down like a ram.
HGO noticing my charge deviously sticks out her leg to trip me over, causing me to fly over to the edge of the table where all the pies are placed. I land on the table and accidentally springboard some of the pies into the air. *SPLAT SPLAT* My tuxedo is completely ruined from pies. I proceed to pick myself up and look over my shoulder, to see a lot of the ladies covered in pie as well from the launched pies. My attention zooms in on one particular person who just walked into the bar. It's Zoerink whose face is now smeared with pie. “Oh, hola! Long time no see!” I yell while waving.
I stroll slowly into the Achat Bar and Grill and notice there are a lot of people covered in pie so I cautiously move up to the bar avoiding anybody that might have a pie in their hand and order myself a nice cold one
Then I notice HisGirlOnly sitting not far from me and shes looking fine so I couldnt help myself and gave her quick kiss.
(Hopefully nobody throws a pie at me)
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