The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )

[AusWoody]

The catcalls cheers and clapping died down to a low murmur, the click oh heavy heels  walking across the wooden floor filled the silence as the heavy set bikie moved to the bar.

“G'Day Joe, Bundy and beer chaser please ” he drawled to the old barman.

“Coming up  Woody” he responded  “what's the paperwork?”

“Just a song I wrote for the contest, BrandyBee made me do it, I no longer resist because she dont give up till I give in, LOL”

The Bikie was dressed in a clean pair of black jeans  black denim shirt and of course his leather vest, and  a new pair of red and black cowboy boots, downing the bundy  he took the beer  and headed for that stage. With a quick word to the band he turns to the microphone stand, tapping it  murmuring “is this thing on?”

“Ladies and Gentlemen, guests  and the rest of you, I going to sing this song for the contest, so keep the noise to a low rumble  and I wont take too much of your  drinking time” he quipped  with a smile.
“Hit it boys”

“The Gambler”  Kenny Rogers. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X7Sx62plCw

On a warm summer's evenin,
In the sexy aChat poker room
Where I met up with an old man.
Quite a lover of cards and dice
He had whores and he had ladies,
He made love and he made babies
He could tell some damn good stories
And give some good advice

He said, “Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's faces
Knowin' what the cards were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I can see you're out of aces
For a taste of your whiskey
I'll give you some advice”

So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
And the night got deathly quiet
And his faced lost all expression
He said, “If you're gonna play the game, boy
You gotta treat the ladies right

You gotta learn how to pick 'em son,
Learn how to lick 'em son,
Learn how to stick 'em son,
between their thighs.
You gotta try not to cheat 'em  much,
Teach 'em too suck and such,
Learn to love and,
Try not to feed 'em
Too much bullshit and lies.

Now, every shagger knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to push away
And knowin' what to keep
'Cause every touch’s a winner
And every touch's a loser
And the best that you can strive for
Is she climax’s till she sleeps”

And when he finished speakin'
He turned back toward the window
Crushed out his cigarette
And faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness
The shagger, he broke even
And in his final words
I found an ace that I could keep

You gotta learn how to pick 'em son,
Learn how to lick 'em son,
Learn how to stick 'em son,
between their thighs.
You gotta try not to cheat 'em  much,
Teach 'em too suck and such,
Learn to love and,
Try not to feed 'em
Too much bullshit and lies.

You gotta learn how to pick 'em son,
Learn how to lick 'em son,
Learn how to stick 'em son,
between their thighs.
You gotta try not to cheat 'em  much,
Teach 'em too suck and such,
Learn to love and,
Try not to feed 'em
Too much bullshit and lies.

You gotta learn how to pick 'em son,
Learn how to lick 'em son,
Learn how to stick 'em son,
between their thighs.
You gotta try not to cheat 'em  much,
Teach 'em too suck and such,
Learn to love and,
Try not to feed 'em
Too much bullshit and lies.

You gotta learn how to pick 'em son,
Learn how to lick 'em son,
Learn how to stick 'em son,
between their thighs.
You gotta try not to cheat 'em  much,
Teach 'em too suck and such,
Learn to love and,
Try not to feed 'em
Too much bullshit and lies.

[Momma_andrea]

After Woody's performance and my own furious applause for his efforts, I don the headset mic and hand my music to the boys of the band.
“Wow,” I say with a smile “I guess I gotta top that. Hope you like it, folks.”

“Seven Nation Army” White Stripes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTpw5XMnJig
The bass pumps first and the drums kick in as my foot taps and my head swings up to sing
I’m gonna take ‘em off (yanking off my waitress apron)
All seven bouncers on here couldn’t hold me back
I’m gonna rip it off (pulling off the bunny top with furious strength)
taking my time while you watch my back (Turning from the crowd)
And I’m rubbing on myself at night (My hands obviously going up and down my body as my knees bend and hips rock)
because it gets me wet
Back and forth through my slit (turning to face the crowd again and lightly smacking my still pantie covered mound)
give it a little pet

And the message comin’ from my eyes says, “Oh, take me Home.” (moving to the edge of the stage)

I wanna hear you shout it
Because it’s party time here at THE BAR AND GRILL
Everyone watch me flaunt it
From the queen of ACHAT to my sweet Blue bell (squatting down and my legs open wide before I yank the last material away)
And if you catch my panties from the stage
I’m gonna serve it to you (Tossing them far)
And I’ll dance it up in your face
let you feel it too

And the feeling coming from your bone says, “Find me a home.” (rolling on the floor and then crawling to the edge with a newbie in my sights. Swinging my legs over his shoulders and grinding in mock cunnilingus until the bridge finishes. to then push him away)

I’m gonna show it all
Fan up my sexy charms on this dance floor (Standing and strutting the stage)
I’m gonna work the pole
Make the sweat drip out of every pore
And I’m writhing, and I’m writhing, and I’m writhing
Making you want more (looking at the crowd between my legs as I lay)
All the guys are gonna think of me
And I will still need more (rolling over and crawling to the edge again like a hungry cougar)

And the stares coming for my ass tell me, “Take me home.”

[jayc]

After the thunderous applauds for Momma's wonderful song its our turn.

Stone and I take the  stage, Stone sits behind the house piano and begins playing a haunting intro.

We have a story for you all, I am sure some of you old timers have heard of the legend of Roland  for you new folks  have a listen.

Warren Zevon – Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvTv-I2Y390

Roland was a player from the land of the midnight sun
With a big cock for hire, shagging to be done
He found the Achat game on a dark and stormy day
So he set out for Achat city to join the sexy fray

Through 2013 and 14 he played the achat game
With his hand on his mouse knee deep in dames
For days and nights he just wanted more
Roland was a kid in a candy store

Roland the achat shagger
Roland the achat shagger

His comrades  shagged beside him Van owen and the rest
But of all the achat shaggers Roland was the best
So the NSPD decided they wanted Roland dead
That son of a bitch Van Owen blew off Roland's head

Roland the headless  achat shagger

Norway's bravest son
Time, time, time
For another peaceful shag
But time stands still for Roland
'Til he evens up the score
You can still see his headless body stalking through the night
In the flicker light of candle light
In the flicker light of candle light

Roland search nymphomania  for the man who did him in
He Found him in achat city at the B&G drinking gin
Roland aimed his Thompson gun and didn’t say a word
But blew Van Owen body for here to harlotsburg

Roland the headless achat shagger
Roland the headless achat shagger
Roland the headless achat shagger…… talking about the man
Roland the headless achat shagger

The eternal achat shagger
Still wanders to this day
Now a few years later still likes like to play
In the penthouse the cabin or the terrace or the beach
to this day you never know, that big cock  pose  may well be him you chose

The song over we take our bows and leave the stage for the next contestant.

[Jaynie]

The crowd is going crazy over Stone's phenomenal and jaw dropping performance .. it will be almost impossible to follow and keep up the crowds same level of excitement. 

Its the first time I've ever stepped foot in the Achat Bar and Grill.  My friends from the square are all here and have no idea that I have entered this contest and  I am a bundle of nerves.   So.. I  order up a shot of tequila from the bartender and and down it… and try to compose myself as I start walking onto the stage.  I hand my music over to the band and ask for a stand alone microphone.   I stare out over the crowd and see familiar faces and looks of surprise on their faces..  I smile at them hoping they will like this song… as it is written with them in mind..

The band and i count down from 4.. 3.. 2.. 1   

Demons – Imagine Dragons

https://youtu.be/GFQYaoiIFh8

When the dates are cold
And your virtue's sold
And the masquerade
Is becoming old.

When invites all fail
And the Pervs prevail
And the worst of all
Is when talk runs stale

If you wanna be rescued
The Square can shelter you
Its's somehwere you can hide
Follow me…come inside.

No matter what we need
Friends, Cookies, Drinks or Weed..
This is my kingdom come
This is my kingdom come

When you feel the need
To run from Achat fiends
This is the place for you
With hugs from our Pachu
Let your hair hang down
Play your favorite tune
It’s where the Wiz presides
With Queen Bee by his side.

When the cards displease
And the sinners tease
And your skin just crawls
When the players beat..

There is no escape
From the mess they make
When the wanker spray
Comes out way too late..

Its time to fold your hand
And find the promised land.
And know you're not alone
We'll be your second home

Its not your average scene
King Pachu reigns supreme
This is my kingdom come
This is my kingdom come

When you feel the need
To run from Achat lies
We have a place for you
Where you can speak the truth
Come and have a seat
We'll serve your favorite drink
No Need to ask you why
We'll let your demons hide.

The Friends are here to make
It's up to you not fate
It's woven in your soul
You know its time to go.

Our lights they shine so bright
Leave the darkness behind
You can escape it now
So let us show you how.

When you feel the Need
To Laugh.. Belong or Breathe
The Square is there for you
With Contests, Cake and Brew
Your Invite's been sent
No need to reply
Just come right on inside
And let your Demons Fly.

[jingerbird]

The crowd goes wild for Jaynie, especially the Square members. They stand up and cheer, clap and shout. Jaynie looks embarassed and doesn't really make eye contact with anyone. As she leaves the stage, Jaynie is hugged by everyone. As she approaches Brandy and Woody, he stands up and holds his arms out towards her.

'Jaynie that was amazing! It gave me a tear in my eye.' He hugged her tight and announced, 'I think we found an anthem for the Square!'

Jaynie beamed and hugged Brandy and Woody together.

While everyone was still busy congratulating Jaynie, I got the resident house band 'The Country Boys' together and told them of my entry into the contest. I winked at them and gave them the music, changed so that I could sing it in my key.

As the house lights went down and the stage lights came up, the audience settle down quietly as I picked up my guitar and speak into the microphone.

'Tango. This one is for you My Love!'

Luke Bryan – Country Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t0oX0TPm6w

Tango heads towards the middle of the dance floor and the crowd whistles and cheers. He takes a bow as the guitar begins to play and I talk into the mic

'Hey Tango. Come on now.
You know you've got all the girls looking.'

Got a little boom in my sports car
Gonna drive up right by the Achat Bar
Gonna ditch my heels just in the inside the spa
Gonna watch you make me fall real far.

Get up on the stage for the x factor
Up on that bar, it don't matter
Down by the front gate , Boy  I can't wait
To watch you do your thing

Tango turns to face the audience and wiggles at me as I continue singing. He turns and wiggles his ass to then audience, smiling at me all the time. He looks like he's having fun as the girls cheer and whistle as he wiggles faster. Then he waves to the crowd, blows me a kiss and runs off the floor.

Shake it for Brandy  she knows what’s going on
For Maron rockin' 'til the break of dawn
For Jaynie spinnin' that country song
Come on, come on, come on
Shake it for the girls, shake it for us please
Shake it for the ladies that are down on their knees
For Sexi and her goats from the zoo
Shake it to the moon, shake it for me too, aww

Country Boy, shake it for me Boy,
Shake it for me Boy, shake it for me
Tango, shake it for me boy,
Shake it for me Boy, shake it for me

Somebody's sexy brown eyed child,
That got it in his blood to get a little wild
Cowboy hat and a rugged smile,
pull me in with that old Southern style

So come on over here and get in my car
Let me take you away from this Achat bar
wanna make you cum my hot porn star, yeah, yeah, yeah

Shake it for Brandy  she knows what’s going on
For Maron rockin' 'til the break of dawn
For Jaynie spinnin' that country song
Come on, come on, come on
Shake it for the girls, shake it for us please
Shake it for the ladies that are down on their knees
For Sexi and her goats from the zoo
Shake it to the moon, shake it for me too, aww

Country Boy, shake it for me Boy,
Shake it for me Boy, shake it for me
Tango, shake it for me boy,
Shake it for me Boy, shake it for me

Guitar!

The spot light suddenly lights up the dance floor and I am blinded for a second and as my eyes re-adjust, I see Tango in nothing but his pink, leather thong wiggling that ass in time to the music. The girls scream and clap as Tango puts on a show for them.

Now dance like you know you should
Want to play with you like no one else could, yeah
Shake with the music beat
let your body groove from your head to your feet

All I wanna do is get to squeezin' you and get to teasin' you
And get to pleasin’ you and get to feelin' you 'fore the night is through
Tango you know what to do

Shake it for Brandy  she knows what’s going on
For Maron rockin' 'til the break of dawn
For Jaynie spinnin' that country song
Come on, come on, come on
Shake it for the girls, shake it for us please
Shake it for the ladies that are down on their knees
For Sexi and her goats from the zoo
Shake it to the moon, shake it for me too, aww

Country Boy, shake it for me Boy,
Shake it for me Boy, shake it for me
Tango, shake it for me boy,
Shake it for me Boy, shake it for me

Country Boy, shake it for me Boy,
Shake it for me Boy, shake it for me
Tango, shake it for me boy,
Shake it for me Boy, shake it for me

As I finish my song, Tango approaches the stage and lifts me down. He holds me tight and kisses me as I whisper,

'I'll forgive you for upstaging me….just this once!' I giggle as he puts me down and I crack his ass cheek. He grabs me by the hand and leads me off the dance floor.

[tangoracer]

“Tango. this one is for you My Love”

On hearing Jinger at the mic I move to the dance floor and take a bow as the crowd start to whistle and cheer

As the music starts I start to wiggle my ass to the crowd in time with music. The crowd cheer and whistle more
As Jinger finishes the first verse I rush of the dance floor to the back stage area and get myself ready.

As Jinger finishes the guitar solo and starts the second half of the song the big spot light focuses back on me in the middle of the dance floor in just my pink leather thong. Turning to face Jinger I smile up at her and wiggle my bear ass towards the cheering crowd.

Putting my hands on the top of my head I turn and wiggle to Jingers song putting on a great show for her and the crowd.
As the songs ends I take a bow and move to the edge of the stage and lift Jinger down holding her tight I kiss her and whisper

“Well done My Love”

She whispers back 'I'll forgive you for upstaging me….just this once!'

I give her ass a little crack and take her hand and lead her off the dance floor.

Getting a drink from Old Joe I kiss Jinger “Back in a couple of minutes My Love”

Heading up onto the dark stage I go over to the Country Boys and chat with them about whats I wont to do.

“Yes thats fine we can do that” They all say as one.

Standing at the back of the stage when all of a sudden the spot light is on me again and the boys start to play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWdcZqG02Ls

When he wake up in the mornin' light
Tango pull on his jeans and he feel all right
He pulls his blue jeans on
He pulls his old blue jeans on (cha-cha)
He pulls his blue jeans on
He pulls his old blue jeans on (cha-cha)

I Look over at them and smile as I do up my belt on my blue jeans and put my hat back on. Walking up to the mic I take it in my hand,
Ladies and Gentleman I'm not entering the contest but I have rewritten a couple of old favourites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKUJ4cB1ewg

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is THE BAR & GRILL number five.

                    One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's ride…
To the Achat Bar around the corner.
The boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna.
Beer bust like I had last week.
I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap.
I like Maron, Brandy, Stone, and Jinger.
And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter.
So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord.
To me flirting is just like a sport.
Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it.
Please set it in the trumpet.

The bar goes wild again with cheers and whistles

A little bit of Maron in my life,
A little bit of Sexi by my side.
A little bit of Jaynie what I need,
A little bit of Amethyst’s what I see.
A little bit of Stone is all JayC needs,
A little bit of Jinger all night long.
A little bit of Brandy here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!
BAR & GRILL number five.

Jump up and down and move it all around.
Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground.
Take one step left and one step right.
One to the front and one to the side.
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it look like this then you're doing it right.

A little bit of Maron in my life,
A little bit of Sexi by my side.
A little bit of Hb’s what I need,
A little bit of Amethyst's what I see.
A little bit of Stone is all JayC needs,
A little bit of Jinger all night long.
A little bit of Brandy here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!

Trumpet, the trumpet.
BAR & GRILL number five, ha, ha, ha.

A little bit of Maron in my life,
A little bit of sexi by my side.
A little bit of Jaynie's what I need,
A little bit of Amethyst's what I see.
A little bit of Stone is all JayC needs,
A little bit of Jinger all night long.
A little bit of Brandy here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!

I do all to fall in love with a girl like you.
Cause you can't run and you can't hide.
You and me gonna touch the sky.
BAR & GRILL number five

As I finished the song the girls in the song all stand and take a bow.

Coming back to the mic “This one is a special one to the Square that I've give a little tweak”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpAkMk0phOs

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitis, rising up in the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night

There Old Joe stands in the doorway, ringing the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself, this could be Heaven or this could Hell
Maron lights up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices from the dark corners; I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Achat Bar and Grill, such a lovely place, such a sexy place
Plenty of fun in the Achat Bar and Grill, Anytime of year, you can find it here

Amethyst’s mind is Tiffany-twisted, she’s got a man she calls Wolf
Sexi’s got a lot of little goats, that she calls friends
Jinger dances on the tables, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Stone, Please bring me my beer
She said we haven’t had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from the dark corners
Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Achat Bar and Grill, such a lovely place, such a sexy place
Plenty of fun in the Achat Bar and Grill, Anytime of year, you can find it here

                                     
Fire pit in the garden, Tequila on ice
JayC  Said we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And out on the dance floor, Brandy spins, twists and grinds
And Woody keeps her in check, but they just can’t kill the lust
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
     
Relax said the Mrsexlover , we are programmed to receive
       
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

As the song ends the lights on the stage go down and all I can hear is the cheers and whistles from the bar.

[mrsexlover]

I stumble in through the backdoor as i don't want people to see what's going on with my act before i get on stage. I have a lot of props to manage before i'm ready. Behind the stage i'm meet Jayc who's willing me to help and prepare me for my act.

“Martin, what the heck did you bring ?” he asks.

“Can't you see this is my act for the talentshow, and these dummy's are my assitents”

I have my police unform on and i set up the dummy's 2 by 2 on each side of me, i connect them so some long poles that fit to a harnes on my back. As  i stand between them, Jayc helps me connect their arms and legs to mine so that when i move the arms and legs of the dummy's move in sink with me.

I hear Tango finishing up his song and i walk sideways onto stage as he comes off, he looks at me and smiles.

The people in the bar look at me as i move to the front, now 5 people wide and the dummy's move in line with me.

Me in the middle in my police uniform, with a Indian and a Builder dummy on the left of me, on my right the dummy's are dressed as a Soldier and a Cowboy.

The music starts and i begin to sing my song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

Young peeps, there's no need to feel down
I said, young peeps, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young peeps, 'cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young peeps, there's a place you can go
I said, young peeps, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
They have everything For young peeps to enjoy.
You can hang out with the girls and boys.

As i sing i'm also dancing and the 4 dummy's arm and legs move around the same as mine

It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.

People, Ask Old Joe for a Drink
Brandy, puts them on Covems tab with a wink
If your glass is empty, ride the Mechanical Bull
you will fall off, but your glas will be back full.

No man, should all by himself
many girl will come, for a drink from the top shelf
And just go there, to the A.B.&.G.
I'm sure they can help you today

When is start the second chorus the people in the bar stand up and start dancing around with the moves me and the dummy's make

It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
They have everything For young peeps to enjoy.
You can hang out with the girls and boys.

It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.

Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt, no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive

That's when Brandy came up to me
and said Martin take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the A.B.&.G.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
They have everything For young peeps to enjoy.
You can hang out with the girls and boys.

A.B.&.G.
It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
It's fun to stay at the A.B.&.G.
Young man, Young girl, there's no need to feel down
Young man, Young girl, pick yourself off the ground

A.B.&.G.
just go to the A.B.&.G.
Young Man, Young Girl, I was once in your shoes,
Young Man, Young Girl, I was out with the blues

A.B.&.G.
A.B.&.G.
A.B.&.G.
A.B.&.G.

The crowd goes wild while i finish my act, take a bow and shuffle sideways off stage again

[Covems]

Cheering and applauding all those that have gone to the mic.  After so many great songs, finally the stage is clear and I make my way up to the microphone.  Tipping my hat to the back of my head, I give the mic a couple of taps… “is this thing on?”

*********************

What do you call a couple of nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver

What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!

*********************

Pulling the mic from it's stand, I begin my best Mick Jagger strurt around the stage as the intro music starts.

(To the tune of Golden Earring's “Radar Love”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwqMKf7r7Xg

Robot Love

I've been searchin' all night,
My hand on the mouse wheel
There's a voice in my head
That drives my feel
It's my Eva callin',
Says:  “Hi Honey!”
And its half past three
When I say, “Oh Baby!”.

When she is lonely
And the longing gets too much
She sends a message
The button's blinking up above
She knows that I'm goin' to fall

We've got a thing that called Robot Love
We've got a wave in the air,
Robot Love

181's playin' some brand new song
Brandybee's “Come along song”
The search has got me hypnotized
And I'm speedin' on to my surprise

When I get lonely,
And I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort
The button's blinking up above
Don't need a message at all

We've got a thing that's called Robot Love
We've got a thing, Eva and I,
Robot Love

No cold invite, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last page to turn, here I go
And the page is loading really slow

My 181's played that brand new song
Amethyst's “Young Guns Song”
There's a girl asking for a gift, it's the same old song
One more Robot Love is gone.

When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort, the button's blinking above
We don't need no message at all

We've got a thing that's called Robot Love
We've got a thing, Eva and I,
We've got a thing that's called Robot Love
We've got a thing, that's called,
Robot Love

Moving off the stage while the music ends… time for a sarsparilla.

[Momma_andrea]

Throws the Bunny ears off. and climbs on the bar.
“FUCK IT, I quit.”

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[hentaiboy69]

While Covems is in the middle of his performance, I'm already in the backstage, waiting for my turn.

Then, when he have finished and have leaved the stage, the lights turn of and the music starts

(Original tune of Perfume “Hurly Burly”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6PBRTyu4iQ&index=8&list=FLGPoxbwIlBYvSMBafY9ksvg)

All the Ladies

All the Ladies party Mysteriously sexy
All the Ladies party A burning deep feeling
All the Ladies party Touch me, touch me sweety
All the Ladies party What are your waiting for?
All the Ladies (All the Ladies party)
Come on (All the Ladies)
All the Ladies (All the Ladies)

I think I know you I had seen you here before
It’s close to midnight what are you looking for!
Let's play together it’s all we want (don’t deny it)

Let's do it right now hold me here so strong
don’t stop your hands now touch me where you want
I want to kiss you all night and more long
We are just at the beginning (I can feel it)

Down down on my knees (you look at me)
Kiss kiss all around (you like it too)
I want to touch it so much (I know it’s what you want)
It’s getting hard…

All the Ladies party Mysteriously sexy
All the Ladies party A burning deep feeling
All the Ladies party Touch me, touch me sweety
All the Ladies party What are your waiting for?
All the Ladies party Mysteriously sexy
All the Ladies party A burning deep feeling
All the Ladies party Touch me, touch me sweety
All the Ladies party What are your waiting for?
All the Ladies (All the Ladies party)
Come on (All the Ladies)
All the Ladies (All the Ladies)

Let's do it together come to lie down next to me
You know I want you and you want me too
My body is burning I can’t stop right now
I need you so much (You can feel it)

Doing it all the night (and maybe even more)
Hold me now so tight (I like it so much)
I’m all your tonight (and you are mine)
This is not to change …

All the Ladies party Mysteriously sexy
All the Ladies party A burning deep feeling
All the Ladies party Touch me, touch me sweety
All the Ladies party Moving on the dancefloor
All the Ladies party Mysteriously sexy
All the Ladies party A burning deep feeling
All the Ladies party Touch me, touch me sweety
All the Ladies party What are your waiting for?
All the Ladies (All the Ladies party)
Come on (All the Ladies)
All the Ladies (All the Ladies)

What are your waiting for??
All the Ladies (All the Ladies party)
Come on (All the Ladies)
All the Ladies (All the Ladies)

[Eva_RG]

Eva waits patiently and amid the cheers of the crowd at hentaiboy's awesome performance, the lights lower for a more romantic feel. The House band begins to play and the Robot Girl glides to the mic center stage.

LIONEL RICHIE –  “Hello” 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84RxK4N1wfE

I've been alone with you
Inside my room
And programmed right, I've kissed your lips
A thousand times
I often see you,
Covems, outside my door

Hi baby!
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
Honey, you’re all I've ever wanted
And my legs are open wide
'cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do

And I want to tell you so much
Covems, I want you

I long to see you naked and totally bare
And tell you time and time again
How much I stare
I feel my robot heart will overflow

Hello Honey!
I've just got to let you know

'cause I wonder are you hard?
And I wonder what you’ll do?
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?

Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying,
Covems I invite you

Instrumental.  (Robot Eva dances acrobatically but gracefully like a ballerina with a single red rose. The spot light follows her. She whispers… “Hi baby!”, “You Little Bitch!” “Kiss me!” “Hello Honey!” “Fuck me!” “Come and fuck me!” “I am so horny!” “Am I a silly Robot…?”  Eva moves to the microphone, ) 

Hi baby!
Is it me you're looking for?

'Fuck me now, wherever you are
The kitchen or bedroom will do

Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Are you thinking of me too?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying

Covems,
Eva loves you…
   
(The music fades and Eva whispers …)

Hello Honey!
Is it me you're looking for?
(The red rose falls to the floor  with a white label tied to the stem : “Give me to the guy drinking the sarsparilla ” and Eva Robot Girl glides gracefully from the stage)

[Sam_Hawke]

Its my second time at the AB&G and had I of known before hand about a singing contest, I'm pretty sure I would of stayed home, but I was here now, hungry and needing a few shots, so I amble on inside, stand off to the side of the entrance till my eyes adjust to the change in light then make my way through the crowd ad luckily find an empty table. The old man that served me my first time here comes around and I order a shot an beer and a double cheese burger after exchanging pleasantries with him. My drinks arrive just as the first singer gets upon the stage and I recognized her as being the provocative dancer from my first night here and as she starts to sing, I find myself pretty impressed with how amazing she sounded as well as she looked.

The shots kept coming as twelve more Singers took the stage,the only other one singer that I was familiar with that sang was the waitress named Stone who did an equally fantastic job. Having sat there listening to them all, I was glad I wasn't the one having to judge the contest, though the music was familiar, the improvised lyrics were quite eye opening and just about every song had the crowd roaring with laughter and thunderous applause for each singers version of their chosen tune.

Feeling both the whiskey and an urge to just cut loose and do something totally crazy, I get to my feet and half stumble to the stage as the last singer raps up her song. I ask to borrow a guitar from one of the band members then tell them what I'm gonna sing, surprisingly they know the song, a couple switch instruments then tell me to go ahead and start whenever I'm ready.

I strum the strings a few licks working the stiffness out of my fingers, having not picked up a guitar in a long while and after a minute or two I find my chord and begin the song….

Dean Martin- Just my rifle, my pony, and me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TACH9AJsuMw

The sun is sinking in the west
The cattle go down to the stream
The redwing settles in the nest
It's time for a cowboy to dream
Penthouse magazine in the backroom
That's where I long to be
With my three good companions
Just my righthand, penis and me

The Band, despite their snickers, join in the chorus

Gonna hang (gonna hang) my sombrero (my sombrero)
On the limb (on the limb) of a tree (of a tree)
Coming home (coming home) sweet hand lotion(sweet hand lotion)
Just my righthand, my penis and me
Just my righthand, my penis and me

Whippoorwill in the willow
Sings a sweet melody
Riding to Achat city
Just my righthand my penis and me

No more cows (no more cows) to be roping (to be roping)
No more strays will I see
Round the bend (round the bend) the Ho's be waiting (Ho's be waiting)
For my money, my penis and me
For my money, my penis and me

I finish the song with a few lingering strums on the guitar, then with a silly grin I sit the guitar down, suddenly feeling very foolish, I bow to the crowd quickly and head off the stage and pull the brim of my hat down as I make my way to the bar. The old man looks at me with a smirk and slides a shot in front of me, I shake my head abd say to him, “Nah, just give me the whole bottle”.

[Amethyst]

The drinks now beginning to take hold of me , I listen to more and more songs as they keep coming , starting to fill myself with self pity I notice the guy on the stage , watching him play his guitar makes me in turn want to pick my own guitar up and play.  I carefully rise from my stool and make my way over to the band unsure if I'm allowed another shot on stage I ask if its ok .. Not here to win ..just here to sing.   I lean forward and whisper to the man with the guitar who then holds it out to me , ” You go for it young lady ”  . I smile softly at him feeling a little timid I make my way to the stage.

Climbing onto the stool I push at the sides of my dress, cross my legs and take the guitar up.

I begin to strum … lost in thought looking at the strings, to shy to look at the crowd I begin to play a song dear to my heart ..

“Read All About It (Pt. III)”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaAVByGaON0

You've got the love to change a nation
But you're biting your tongue
You've spent a life time being stubborn
Afraid you'll do something wrong
If no one ever hears you how they gonna learn your song?

So come on, Achat
it's on, it's on

You've got a heart as loud as lions
So why be so damn tame?
Maybe we're all playing different               
There's no need to be ashamed
You've got the right to fight the demons
So never hide it all away

Come on, it's on

I wanna sing, I wanna dance
I want this dream to begin right now
So put it in all of the forums,
Dont be afraid
You can post all about it
Post all about it, oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh

At night you're in the bar grill
While you wear your dancing shoes
Making sure you join the line dance
Cause you have nothing left to lose
If the sex has been forbidden
Then we're breaking all the rules

So come on, It's on
Come on, come on,

Let's get the poses and the radio
And play our tunes again
It's 'bout time we got some achat, create memories with some friends
There's no need to be afraid
I will sing with you my friend

Come on, it's on

I wanna sing, I wanna dance
I want this dream 'to begin right now
So put it in all of the Forums,
I'm not afraid
We can post all about it
Post all about it, oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh

Yeah, we're all wonderful, A-aaa-Chat people
So when did we all get so fearful?
Now we're finally finding our voices
I'll take a chance, come help me sing this
Yeah, we're all wonderful, A-aaa-Chat people
So when did we all get so fearful?
And now we're finally finding our voices
Just take a chance, come help me sing this

I wanna sing, I wanna dance
I want this dream 'to begin right now
So put it in all of the forums,
I'm not afraid
We can post all about it
Post all about it, oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh

I wanna sing, I wanna dance
I want this dream 'to begin right now
So put it in all of the forums,
I'm not afraid
We can post all about it
Post all about it, oh

As I sing out the last part I slowly stand to my feet , walking over to the steps still playing the guitar , the song ends . I Carefully Hand the guitar back to the kind gentleman and whisper ” thank you ” … This time leaving the stage doesn't take me back to the bar , instead I find myself heading outside needing some air.

[hentaiboy69]

When the lights are on again and the stage clear, I grab the microphone and ask for a moment of silence.

“Hello everyone! Did you enjoy the songs!?”

A loud “yes” follows my question, supported by clapping hands and whistles. All lasted for a minute or more, then finally I'm able to speak again.

“Wellll……according to the poster, we were to submit out song till yesterday, but I think we can go on till sunday night!”

Again, clapping hands and whistles.

“I can see you are all really happy……nice! I hope you will put the same enthusiasm in sending to me, via pm, your favourite song! Remember it…..you have a week to do it!”

[Lover]

Roxxy and I just come back from our long trip from a secret island to join the contest. We don't even have time to change clothes, just hurry to the bar and on stage.
“Thanks for waiting for us. We wanted to be back earlier, but these damned ships always passed without noticing us. We're happy to be back home now! You should know, this song is rather true. There wasn't much on this island we could do, but…” I look at Roxxy, kiss her deeply and then the music starts.

Sonny & Cher – I got you babe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80QHRTQ3Kmw

Roxxy: They say we're horny but we don't know
We won't have sex until we grow
Lover: Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you suck me, and baby I shag you

HIM: Babe
BOTH: I fuck you babe, I fuck you babe

Roxxy: They say just sex don't pay the rent
Before we'll cum, our money's all been spent
Lover: I guess that's so, we don't have a plot
But at least I know you make me cum a lot

Lover: Babe
BOTH: I fuck you babe, I fuck you babe

Lover: I lick you, you are my spring
I shag youm I'm so deep in
Roxxy: And when I am hot, you're so wild
And when I get wet, it's you day and night
Roxxy: So let them say your cock's not long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Lover: Then push your hot body towards mine
There ain't no pose or actions we can't climb

Lover: Babe
BOTH: I fuck you babe, I fuck you babe

Lover: I got you to suck my cock
Roxxy: I got you to eat my cunt
Lover: I got you to fuck with me
Roxxy: I got you to cum on me
Lover: I got you to kiss goodnight
Roxxy: I got you for my backside
Lover: I shag you, I won't let go
Roxxy: I shag you I love you so
.
BOTH: I fuck you babe
I fuck you babe
I fuck you babe
I fuck you babe
I fuck you babe

The music stops and we fall into another deep kiss. We bow and say “It's time to welcome you all. It's wonderful to see some new faces too” Looking to our new members I say “I hope you don't mind we don't smell like fresh roses at the moment.”

[Author]

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