The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )

[freddie]

my turn now to grab a mic
“hey Bar & Grill
it's great to be here again playing for you all
this is our Xmas party
so it's time to have fun
pls sing out loud ,dance , scream
and of course ladies… your panties on stage are welcome
so dont be shy “
i laugh and watch Lover , he's laughing too and nods at me
” lets start now
with a jingle bell rock !!!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyrZZNcnKaA

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air

What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the jingle bell rock

It's a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the jingle bell rock

Christmas is coming
I just want to be with you
Nothing else that I could do
I'm wrapping myself up with you

Don't you know it's Christmas?
And I want you baby, by my side

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the jingle bell rock

Yeah, that's the jingle bell rock
That's the jingle bell rock
Yeah, break it down for 'em real quick
It's Christmas baby, and I been waiting
You're all I need, I need, I need

as the song ends i grab 2 beers and hand one to Lover
“cheers my friend
happy xmas “

[jayc]

“What are those two up to?” Brandy asks Stone

“Not sure but they have been rehearsing all week in the storeroom, with the door locked.” Stone replies.

“Hey Joe, give us our tuxedos, were ready” Woody  yells before shutting the storeroom door again.

20 MINUTES LATER

The Stage lights dim, Lover sits on a bar stool with his guitar on the side of the stage. Joe takes the mic.

“ladies and gentlemen the Achat bar & Grill presents woody and jayc performing the Serge Gainsbourg classic…….. Chez Les Ye-Ye”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a2rrdti8XM

Lover begins to play  as Woody begins to sing in French and Jayc dances to his left. The screen behind the men translates the lyrics to English.

Neither the tam-tams of the  yé-yé-yé-é
Nor the gray-gray that you were wearing
You were listening to “da doo ron ron''
At the party doum doum where you were dancing

No nothing will change my mind
I'll find you my Lolita
With the yé-yés

Under the drums of the yé-yé yé-é
I'll cause a scene I know myself
Yes I'll finish in Sing-Sing
I have a switch-switch blade

No nothing will change my mind
I'll find you my Lolita
With the  yé-yés

Have a flashback to the past
Do you hear what I'm telling you
I'm crazy-crazy to love you.

[FoxyRoxxy]

After saying

100 times

STFU
STFU
STFU

and having my  100 drinks at the bar  I say o wtf  Just do it
FOXYROXXY

I jump on the  bar  one beer on my hand and start  dancing

singing

STFU
STFU
STFU

Ya this is me !

FOXY ROXXY

tHE New Sheriff in Town!  FOXY
and dancer 

yeehaaww

♥ Singing ♥

The Joker – Steve Miller Band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb1TIGvvWWE&nohtml5=False

“The Joker”

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me FOXXY
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Wooo Wooooo

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

:   :

Wooo Woooo

People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry BABY
Cause I'm right here at home

You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time

Come on baby and I'll show you a good time

SHOTS MY GUN OFF 

gun  smoke comes out  I blow it 

yup yup New Sheriff in town..

now who wants the first  body  Friske

looks over and lover and 

[Momma_andrea]

Walking into the dimly lit bar on a Saturday afternoon. The place is dead. I see only one or two customers milling around the old oak bar.
“Joe” I call out “Where the hell is everybody?”

The old bartender creeps out from the back room carrying a crate of cleaners and rags.
“Well hey, Kid” He greets me cordialy with a happy smile.

“There's no one here, Joe.”
“Well it's summer time. Folks take vacation or spend their free time up at the lake.” he tells me.
“But you got booze and air conditioning!” I exclaim
“Yeah well, the AC is kind of on the fritz.” He scratches his bearded chin. “You get a mass of people in here, all moving and sweatin' it up, it gets hot in here real quick.”

“But I wanted to party, Joe” I whined “and I hate the lake.” I said defiantly before turning my back to him and the bar and put my elbows behind me as I leaned against it and pouted.

“Want a drink?” He offered.
“White Russian, I guess.” I said in near defeat.
“Out of milk” was all he answered.
“Make it black” now totally disgusted.

[Lover]

What a summer…not that it's very hot and sultry, I'm also rushing from one meeting to another. I don't remember when I have been home for more than just to change clothes, pack a bag and off again. But now a miracle has happened – no travel for 2 days. Feels so good!!!
On my way home I have to stop at the bar. It's been a while I could enjoy a drink here and I need to smell the well known scent and to meet my friends. But what's this – as I enter, it's almost empty. Only one unknown couple is there – and andrea. Least one old  friend! She didn't notice me yet and so I sneak behind her. “May I offer a drink?” I ask and smile. She turns around – I'm not sure if she is just surprised to see me or if she can't believe that someone is here at all. “Sure stranger!” She says.

I look at her – then we both have to laugh. “What's wrong here?” “If I'd knew” she says “Old Joe said it's holiday season” “Let's make the best of it!” I tell her and call Old Joe. “2 drinks my old friend” “Hey Lover,nice to see you!”

Andrea gets another white russian, I got a beer and a caipirinha. I llok at andrea, she's wearing a red dress. An idea gets into my mind when I also see the piano. “Hey lady, what about a song?” I ask

[Momma_andrea]

Looking at  Lover and tossing back the first Russian.
I sit down at the piano before Lover can say another word. “Lets see if you know this one.”
I smile wickedly as inspiration has come to mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaUyJyPekJE (piano man)

I play the first cords and tickle the keys as best I can. “Help me out, old man” and slide over making room at the bench.
Then I start to sing new lyrics…

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shufflin in
There’s lover sittin next to me
At the piano thats hotter than sin

He says girl can you play me a memory
Of an Achat sooo long ago
It’s dirty and it’s sweet and I did it 3 deep
When I wore a younger man’s clothes
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song, you're the Achat fan
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a good orgy
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Joe at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free (No he doesn’t he really doesn’t) wink wink
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
And there's no place that he'd rather be
He says, “I believe the heat is killing me.”
As the smile ran away from his face
“Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I didn’t have AusWoody’s face”
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now old Jayc is a real famous novelist
that only has time for his wife
And he's talkin' with Amy, who's done all the Navy
And probably Army next night
And the waitress is practicing pulling dicks
As the horny men are all watching Stone
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Horniness
But it's better than Wanking alone
Sing us a song you're the ACHAT FAN
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a good orgy
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To stare at my rack for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put ones in a jar
And say, “Momma, what are you doin' here?”
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the Achat fan
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a good Orgy
And you got us feeling alright

[Lover]

I haven't finished my last word and andrea already was starting to play. “Lets see if you know this one.” she said and of course I just laughed. The great song piano man..I love it. Oh how wonderful…she made her own lyrics. I even loved her version more!

“Sing us a song..” I started to sing and smiled. “Its my turn now. You started a challenge” I laughed and started to play:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6T5C-jzSH0  (Let it be)

When I find myself in times of trouble
Momma andrea comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, cum for me

And in my hour of darkness
She is dancing right in front of me

Speaking words of wisdom, cum for me
Yeah, cum for me, cum for me, cum for me, cum for me
Whisper words of wisdom, cum for me

When the horny AChat people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer, cum for me

For though they may be parted
There is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, cum for me
Yeah, cum for me, cum for me, cum for me, cum for me
There will be an answer, cum for me

Yeah, cum for me, cum for me, cum for me, cum for me
You know there's gonna be an answer, let it be

And when the night is cloudy
There is still a light that shines on me
Shine on until tomorrow, cum for me

I wake up to the sound of music
Momma andrea dancing for me
Speaking words of wisdom, cum for me

Cum for me, cum for me, cum for me, cum for me
There will be an answer, cum for me, cum for me
You know there's gonna be an answer, cum for me
Oh, cum for me

[Momma_andrea]

Laughing and swaying at Lover's rendition. I'm always loving any song about me.
“That wasn't bad. Not bad at all old man.”  sitting back down next to him.  “OK if we are really going to do this…”
I  fold my hands and push them out backwards, cracking my knuckles and then shake them out before I put fingers to keys one more time.
“Here we go, who doesn't love Neil Diamond” and begin to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK5N6iPLrEs

Lovin’ big cocks
Aint no surprise
Just pour me a drink and I’ll open my thighs
Got nothin to lose so you just spread my cuzz
Really wide

Get it real hard
And ready to roll
Don’t leave me alone here with nothin’ to hold
Inhibitions are gone
now all I want is some style

First they say it’s massive
See how it really isn’t
Suddenly you find you’re out there
Playing with a worm
When they don’t really have you
Then they try to grab you
Nothing you can do or say
You’ve got to leave, just get away
We all know its wrong
You need what you need
You can say what you want
Not much you can do when it isn’t real long
Maybe you need some love
But its cold when they haven’t big cocks

First they say it’s massive
See how it really isn’t
Suddenly you find you’re out there
Playing with a worm
When they don’t really have you
Then they try to grab you
Nothing you can do or say
You’ve got to leave, just get away
We all know its wrong

Lovin’ big cocks
Aint no big surprise
Just pour me a drink and I’ll open my thighs
Yesterday's gone
And now all I want is some style.

[Lover]

I clapped her applause. “Great song and better lyrics now” I winked. “Ok, I've got another one” I said. “Hey old joe, dim the lights. All we need is a little spot on us now!” He nodded and turned the switch. “Neil is a great song writer” I tell andrea “and im sure you also like these two guys”
While drinking a big sip of my beer, I look around. I dont know if its our funny music challenge, but there are more guys now – even some familiar faces. From the eye angle i see andrea has noticed it too. We look at each other and smile. Then i begin to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–DbgPXwLlM

Hello AChat, my old friend
I've come to login here again
Because a vision softly, creeping
Left its seeds while I was, sleeping
And the vision, that was planted in my brain… still remains
Within the sound of AChat

In restless dreams I saw a face
In the summer meeting place
'Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I turned my bold head to a sexy vamp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound, of AChat

And then a naked girl I saw
Fucked by fellows ten or more

They were shagging without speaking
They were screaming without caring
Making horny moans, that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound, of AChat

“Horny people you don't know
AChat like a cancer grows

Hear my voice that I might teach you
Take my cock that I might fuck you”
And my cum, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed, in the wells, of AChat

And the people bowed and prayed
To the new sex god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, “The cum of the members are written on the subway walls,
And tenement halls”

And whispered in the sounds, of AChat

[Momma_andrea]

Clapping my hands loudly “I loved it, I loved it. Not bad”

I move away from the old piano to the electric keyboard along the wall. “For this one I think we are going to get DARK,” I say with foreboding and then smile “just a little.”

I play the haunting tune “This one is a cover by Lorde. And then of course a cover by me.” I look down in concentration

LORDE – Everybody Wants To Rule The World  – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaVA6sgOpws

Welcome to ACHAT
There’s no turning back
Even girls like me
We will find You sexy sweet  and so delicious
Just ignore what mother told us
Everybody wants to screw a girl

It's my own desire
Sex straight from the source
Help me to decide
Help me make the most Of freedom
and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to screw a girl

There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding cells in the Ice House far below
When you’re through, I'll be right behind you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to screw a girl
Everybody wants to screw a girl
Everybody wants to screw a
A Girl–

[Lover]

I high-five andrea for her great song. I know and like it, but never heard the version from Lorde and of course not her one. “I admit you're beating me” I say laughing. “It's getting harder and harder for me. Hey old Joe, fill our empty glasses!” Then I look at her “But one more I've got. You can be the background choir” Saying this I start to play the piano. “This is an old Drifters song and Bruce's version was fantastic too”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2zk56DDjGc

Oh when your skirt slips down and you're having that special move
And your legs opened so wide, that i can see deep inside your groove
Sex on the catwalk, just you and me, yeah

On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

(Sex on the catwalk)
Out of the sun
(Sex on the catwalk)
We'll be havin' some fun
(Sex on the catwalk)
I am taking you tough
(Sex on the catwalk)
We'll be making love
Sex on the catwalk, catwalk

Until the park they can hear the sound of our sex hot as hell
Mmm, you can almost taste the hot cum and seeds cumming so well
Sex on the catwalk, just you and me, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

(Sex on the catwalk)
Out of the sun
(Sex on the catwalk)
We'll be havin' some fun
(Sex on the catwalk)
I am taking you tough
(Sex on the catwalk)
We'll be making love
Sex on the catwalk, catwalk

Oh, Sex on the catwalk, just you and me, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

(Sex on the catwalk)
Out of the sun
(Sex on the catwalk)
We'll be havin' some fun
(Sex on the catwalk)
I am taking you tough
(Sex on the catwalk)
We'll be making love
Sex on the catwalk, catwalk

[Momma_andrea]

leaving the piano I pick up the acoustic guitar and sit on a high stool.
“I got one more left in me I think.” I smile at Lover still sitting at the piano and give a quick strum to check the tuning
“This one is for my Muse, wherever she may be. Whomever she may be”

Slowy I strum that first simple  “D” chord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzC29VwE1A

Lick me tender
Lick me slow
never let you go
You have given orgasms to me
And I lust you so
Lick me tender
Lick me slow
All my holes need filled
For my peaches I lust you
And I always will
Lick me tender
Lick me here
Tell me you are mine
I'll be in heaven all the years
Till the end of time
Lick me tender
Lick me slow
All my holes need filled
For my peaches I lust you
And I always will

Lick me tender
Lick me slow
All my holes need filled
For my peaches I love you
And I always will
Always will

[Lover]

I stand up and step to andrea, hugging her tight “Well done! I had so much fun, but for now I don't know another song. Oh and I think I know your muse, is it a sweet and stubborn redhead? Let's sing a song together now, original lyrics.” She's nodding and we go back to the piano.

Old Joe is serving new drinks and I gotta be careful to play the right tunes. “I just start. You sure know the song! Let's just have fun with it without any bad thoughts hahaha” I take on a very old jacket and big funny glasses. Andrea is looking at me, thinking i must be drunken now. Well, she isn't so wrong, but now im doing it because of the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmRgFzg0jI

Don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get restless
Baby you're not that kind

Don't go breaking my heart
You take the weight off me
Honey when you knock on my door
I gave you my key

Nobody knows it
When I was down
I was your clown
Nobody knows it
Right from the start
I gave you my heart
I gave you my heart

So don't go breaking my heart
I won't go breaking your heart
Don't go breaking my heart

And nobody told us
`Cause nobody showed us
And now it's up to us babe
I think we can make it

So don't misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
You put the sparks to the flame
I've got your heart in my sights

[Anonymous]

It's late, I'm exhausted and feel dirty. I despise Flying, nothing but over priced glorified buses. But I drive on, compelled by attraction, by desire. I had read it in her words, as subtle and hidden as they were, I recognized the plea. She could hide NOTHING from me. Her songs, imagery all shouting out the same plea. My “Gamer Girl” wanted me, no, she NEEDED me, I knew it, felt it. I was not going to let her down, NEVER !

Leigh is singing my “NEW” fav song in the rental. Good girl, keep me focused, keep me sharp. I catch myself singing along.

There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through' my brain
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

There she blows
There she blows again
Pulsing through my vein
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

There she goes, there she goes again
She calls my name, pulls my train ….

Waking from a fugue, smiling, swaying, I feel her flowing through me, energizing me. I know how she wants me, WET, I will not disappoint her. Almost there, the butterflies in my tummy told me I was close. Damn Siri, “Stupid Bitch” I muttered. Should have been there by now. If I miss her, you're FUCKe……, then I see it, In the distance, in “old school” neon, in the black of the night, a beacon, my destination. The Achat Bar & Grille, Andrea's hang out, Electricity spreads, followed by a wave of heat. I am excited, I feel in HEAT. HUNGER. I am WET. Just how she WANTS me. Looking up, the reflection in the rear-view mirror reveals that hunger, licking my lips. I am anxious, rejuvenated, my “dirty” now more appealing. “OPEN” still shining bright, I am relieved. I look for parking, quickly aware it completely surrounds me. WTF, where sis everyone? It's not that late. Pulling up valet, style front n center,  I take a quick peek in the mirror, approve. Feeling the heat between my legs build, I catch myself emitting a whimper. Out of control, definitely. Opening the door I am greeted by a wall of thick, hot, moist air. It sticks to my skin immediately leaving it's perspiration. “Whoa, FUCK this sucks…not in Cali anymore “Peaches”.

Praying for ac, I open the large, old door, and am quickly greeted with an embrace of cool dry air. Ahhhhhh, I can breathe again. I quickly refocus. Looking around, searching, for my treasure, for my “Gamer Girl”. Come out, come out where ever you are. My head darting to and
fro. Nothing. An emptiness rushes over me, the weight of my weariness beset me once again, I NEED my “GAMER Girl”. Who, Where could she be?

I see an old salty looking man at the bar, I approach. “Hi, are you still Open?” as I look around and only see silhouette lingering along the fringes. He raises his head, greeting me with warm brown eyes and a soft smile.  “We sure are Sweety, what can I do for ya?

“You LOST GIRL?”  “No” I quickly reply “I am in the right place, but I fear I am too late. I was hoping to meet someone here.” 

“Well Sweety” he says calmly ” My name is Joe and I take care of this place.”  I smile   “Hi Joe, I'm Kaitlyn, nice to meet you.” Joe gives me a quick but thorough “look over”. “Likewise hun, maybe I can help, I have been at this a  long time and have a knack for people.”

Joe lets out a belly chuckle, the “real” kind, not contrived. I like him already.  “My friends call me “Ole Joe”, now who is it you are looking for?”

I quickly blurt out “Gamer Girl's” name, not realizing how desperate it sounds. Joe's reaction is swift, his smile slips away , replaced with a guarded, suspicious look. I feel the weight of Ole Joes eyes on me, scrutinizing me. “Do you happen to know her” I quickly ask, trying to slip out from the weight of his gaze. Joe's eyes sharpen on me before sternly replying “Well, that depends on WHO's asking and WHY?”.

I take a stool at his bar, look for my courage along the bar shelves. “OMG, you have Ouzo ,,,, a shot, chilled, please. I tell Ole Joe my story. 4 shots of Ouzo later, I am still rambling on. Ole Joe, says ” Well Kait, I will make you a deal. It's kinda a right of passage here in the Achat Bar & Grille”. My ears perk up with curiosity. “Oh” I reply “What's that?” Joe explains the history of the Bar and points to the open stage. “Prove it” he says nonchalantly. “Convince me you know her, make it real, and the address is yours” I smile, “And if I can't convince you?” I ask sheepishly, Ole Joe, once again, as calmly as before says ” I send your “sweet” ass outta my bar with no address. Nothing.”  I begin to smile, Ole Joe looks surprised by my reaction. “Why are you smiling?” he asks curiously. I look at him with kindness and whisper ” you protect her” A tear of affection wells in my eyes ” I know my Gamer Girl is safe here” . My affection quickly turns to fire, I slam the last of my drink and without a word I head to the stage.

Well, I wont lie, it's been ages seen I have slung a guitar and explored the ranges of my voice. But , I didn't give a FUCK at the moment. Fueled with alcohol and my building insatiable desire for HER, I grabbed the ole beat up guitar and flung it over my shoulder like a pro. I felt empowered, inspired. I was not going to be denied, I didn't care if I shocked Ole Joe and he had a heart attack, I was NOT leaving without that address. I was not going to play it safe, I wanted to blow Ole Joe away, knock him on his ass, I wanted him to have NO DOUBT. I flick the mic with a fingernail. echoes fill the near empty room confirming we are live. I give the strings a lite strum, the room is filled with a warm , rich melodic vibe, I smile, relieved to find someone had left me perfectly tuned. I look over at Ole Joe, scan the bar looking for eyes, give him a “devilish smile”,. Sweet little Kaitlyn begins to disappear and along comes “Peaches” with desire in her eyes and lust on her mind.

“Gamer Girl” wherever YOU may be this is for you. For last night, for your inspiration, for your beautiful mind..

I'm a L-L-L-L Lesbian For You

https://youtu.be/h80vbvyyHxc

She had golden brown hair and a delicious smile
She trapped me in her eyes and said “Stay for awhile”
You know you have this “HOLD” on me with that beautiful mind and sexy body
You’re the source of my desires and I know just how to please

I already knew what LOVE was, except you are a GIRL
I already knew what LUST was, except you are a GIRL
I am not a La La La La Lesbian, but I am a La La La Lesbian for YOU.

I could talk to you for hours
I could sing and watch you dance
but what I really want, is to get into your pants

I can ask you about anything
You could tell me nothing but lies
and then you do it again, trap me with those eyes

We could watch “Lost Girls”, every day n every night
You could be my “Bo” giving me your might
I could be your “Kenzi”, unless “Lauren” feeds your light
but what I really want is to be spanked bye you all nite

You're my sexual “ideal” and my opposite as well
Yet I know we will be happy until our clits begin to swell

I am not a La La La La Lesbian, but I am a La La La Lesbian for JUICE.

We could travel and watch Izzy Hale play
Be front row and give her a show today
A hand on my throat and one in my fryer
You look at Izzy and she feels your desire

I wish you had a penis along with everything that is you
So you could be my dream come true

I am not a La La La La Lesbian, but I am a La La La Lesbian for YOU.

I can't lie to you, cause you see right thru me
Like a bitch in heat you can just smell me
If I can't have then just FUCKING use me
Think of me as your Peaches n Honey

Oh, Andrea you know that I would make you mine
cause I lust all of you, specially your behind

I am not a La La La La Lesbian, but I am a La La La Lesbian for YOU.

There's a Diva in the room and her peaches in my closet
Pour another drink, Momma, I don't even want it
With one hand on her throat and another in her hair
All I FUCKING want is you and don't FUCKING care

Well I ache where you've touched and I'm wet with desire
And now you're in deep and my pussy's on fire
I gotta woman on my face and I'm sucking her sweet ass
Your nectar so sweet I want to sip it from a glass

Well I drink what you leak and I lick what is left
I spread your cheeks wide and go for the theft
I gotta hand in my pussy and fingers in my ass
I start to cum while you slap my tan ass

I am not a La La La La Lesbian, but I am a La La La Lesbian for YOU.

-me

[Momma_andrea]

After our impromptu song contest Lover had to go. So I popped in back and just shot the shit with Joe.  It's cooler in the back room behind the bar. It has its own vent and isn't really that big compared to the rest of the place. I'm sitting on a couple of empty milk crates and can talk to the old bartender through the door as he restocks and cleans every little thing during this slow season.  Sitting just under that vent I get the best little nip-on as the cool currents flow down my thin shirt. Its so dead in the old Saloon I can hear when the street door opened and then slammed shut.  I stayed hidden and quiet in the back, after all Maybe it was Stone or JayC. I didn't work here anymore and wouldn't want to get Joe in trouble.

It was a girl. I could hear the tone as Joe talked to her. It sounded very familiar though. Joe I could hear clearly…

” Well Kait, I will make you a deal. It's kinda a right of passage here in the Achat Bar & Grille”. The old timer said.

“Kait?” I thought to myself. Couldn't be I thought.

“We do a lot of self- entertaining round here.” Joe continued and summed up some of the crazy things that have gone on here at the AChat Bar & Grill.  “You really want her, PROVE it.”

I hear the whine of the mic as it gets picked up and then these words,  “Gamer Girl” wherever YOU may be this is for you. For last night, for your inspiration, for your beautiful mind…”

My Jaw hit the floor. It WAS her.  I peeked out now, but Joe had hit the bright lights on the stage so she wasn't seeing none of us.

I Listened to her song. It was silly and goofy and funny, but Kaitlyn went all out. She committed 100 percent.  I stood there with my hand over my mouth, not believing this spectacle put on for me, that she would do this to find… me.

A tear welled in my eye even though I was fighting laughter at the same time.  When it was over there was silence, it was just me and Joe and one already drunk customer.  I couldn't let there be silence, no applause.  I slowly began to clap, but quickening the tempo as I walked forward.
Joe killed the spotlight and Kaitlyn tried to shield her eyes to look out into the bar.  I kept going forward and clapping louder and faster until finally she recognized me.

“Andrea!”

I gave a quick laugh of joy. “Oh Peaches, that was brilliant.” I kept laughing as she scrambled to get out of that guitar sling and off the stage.

“I found you!” She right charged at me and nearly bowled me over as she embraced me and spun us on the floor.

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