The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G )

[Gothic_Girl]

– Hey Lydia – girl come to girl – you told me what this is nice place… i see you tell the truth… introduced me to your friends? my name is Oxana.
      took a long drink
-nice beer! well im foreigner. so do not judge strictly my language – smile

[tangoracer]

WELCOME to the   Bar & Grill   Gothic_Girl   Oxana,  calls over to Brandy and Stone looks like we have a FREE drink need over here. Enjoy and have fun 

[Bear]

With the break in the action I wander backstage and eye the box of props. I've been silent enough and figure I should join in the open mic' event. I rummage thru the odd assortment of items. toss that ole' pink cowboy hat aside (how does that keep popping back up?)… featered boas, a black cape,… some unclaimed thongs from strip night… until I find the simple black mask I was looking for. slipping it over my head, I head back to the stage grab my guitar and a chair and move to the mic.

Sitting quietly I flex the fingers, eye the crowd from eyes framed by the black mask and let the the fingers improvise a bit with the flow of spanish melody… before slowing the tempo into a simple pattern… then finally life my deep gruff voice into song…

To really love a woman
To understand her – you gotta know her deep inside
Hear every thought – see every dream
N' give her wings – when she wants to fly
Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms
Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her
that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that it's gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
– really really ever loved a woman?

To really love a woman
Let her hold you –
til ya know how she needs to be touched
You've gotta breathe her – really taste her
Til you can feel her in your blood
N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman
you tell her that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that you'll always be together
So tell me have you ever really –
really really ever loved a woman?

You got to give her some faith – hold her tight
A little tenderness – gotta treat her right
She will be there for you, takin' good care of you
Ya really gotta love your woman…

Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms
Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her
that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that it's gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
– really really ever loved a woman?

So tell me have you ever really
– really really ever loved a woman?

So tell me have you ever really
– really really ever loved a woman?

Bryon Adams Have You Really Loved a Woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw&feature=channel

the guitar slowly finishing its rythmn into silence… and I raise.. take the chair and return to my place with the band, removing my mask,…awaiting the next in line to entertain us.

[Pafe]

Hiya's…

  I reach up and grasp the lever and pull.  The panel in front of me slides into the floor.  Looking out, I can see legs some in skirts some in trousers.  I crawl out of the panel opening in the side of the bar, Covems offers me his hand and I take it and  stand up, straightening my NSPD uniform, trying to look dignified.

  Looking around and seeing the bar full of people, laughing, having a good time.  Some on the stage singing.  I feel like the kid who got caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

  I look back into the panel and offer my hand to Satoire to help her out of the tunnel.  Covems also gives her a hand.  “Bashful!”  She says.  “Quit pinching me!”  She stands and also straightens her uniform and smooths the skirt.  The panel slides shut.  She looks around and her face is red, too.

  I ask Covems where he stashed our pedal rockets.  “Satoire and I need to get back to Starfleet for more training.”  I say.  He tells us and leads us out of the bar to the rockets.  I take Satoire's arm as we walk through the bar. 

  We can feel everyone looking at us and we nod to all as we pass by.  Satoire whispers to me.  “I think I left my panties down there.”  We both give Covems a kiss on each cheek as we exit the bar.

Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe

[All_for_you]

WELCOME home Pafe and Satoire welcome back to Earth

Brandy that drinks on me

[hentaiboy69]

When i see Pafe and Satoire approaching the bar exit, i run over them. Outside, i dodge Covems at the last instant and finally i grab their arms.

“Where did you think to go, you two!?” i yell them, trying to breath “there is a rule here….once you enter the B&G, you can't leave without having an house drink!”

Telling them this, i pull them back in the bar and lead them to the counter where old Joe is preparing two glasses of the house ale and putting them in front of Pafe and Satoire. I wink at old Joe and then turn to our two sweet agant.

“Now you have two choise….or you drink it, or you gonna have to pay with a penitence! Your choise, ladies!”

I smile and look at them, waiting for their answer.

[Alita]

comes walking around the front and over hears hentai then giggles and jumps on Hentai's back.  “Free Drink Free Drink,  giddy  up!”  with a soft wap to the head with a hello kitty purse then points to the B&G door.  “That a way!”

[Brandybee]

Sexilicious's dance is one hot performance and the crowd goes wild, opening their mouths in awe as she expertly pours some punch down her very long delectable leg into a punter's mouth. Phew !!

Tight mentions something about collecting the pudding truck and I pinch his ass as he walks passed me, ” Hey Tight , you are going to be my corner man in the pudding pit right ?”   He smiles that attractive smile of his    ” Of course, I wouldn't miss it for the world”   I grin back.

” Thank you, hurry back soon , You're drink will be kept behind the bar for your return “

Gothic Girl walks in as  Hentai and then All_for _you take their turn at the mic.  Its a popular night  and everyone is swinging and enjoying all the new talent here … Simon Cowel would have a field day , signing everyone up for X Factor

Old Joe gives Gothic Girl a drink and I greet her , ” Hi welcome to the hippest place in Achat Land,  that first drink is free by the way”  She thanks Old Joe and sees her friends at the table. Lydia waves to her to come and sit with her,  ssgt & Bono at their table. She walks over to them.

I hear a beautiful song suddenly begin and look over to the voice singing… Bear …with a Batman mask and Pink Cowboy Hat on.” Maybe a new take on Village people”, I muse &  grin at him , fixing the old battered hat in place, I have on.  The words are quite moving & I wonder which one of his lucky ladies inspired him to sing such a moving song.

There seems to be a bit of a commotion behind the counter of the Bar and Old Joe looking a little astonished as two beautiful Officers from Nymphomania emerge out of a secret door there.

I immediately recognise them ,   Pafe & Satoire back from their space travels.   Their reports from their space station legendary in the bar and making contact with Ambassador Spock.

They try to discreetly leave but Hentai & All_for_you , make them at least have a drink or ten before getting in their pedal cars.
I immediately greet both Officers.   ” Joe crack open a bottle of Champagne for these fine ladies and some rum donuts on the house ” 

“I'm glad you came to visit… tell me … Have you met Captain James T Kirk Yet ?  Cus would you mind giving him my phone number, you know .. if he should ever pass  this way at all .. ”    Pafe grins understanding immediately of my interest in that fine man. 
” Of course” tucking my number in her ample bosom.

We all hug each other and they explain they have to leave soon for further space training.  Covems is also with them sipping his sarsparilla, keeping an eye on the secret door for any escaping dwarfs.

I ring the bar bell,   to attract the attention of the bar  ” Ladies & Gentleman, we have important visitors at the bar today,  Both of these fine Officers Pafe & Satoire  are currently doing important work for all of Nymphomania in Space and may I also present Pafe, the runner up in the last Erotic Story Competition with  “Click, A Cherie & Paula Story”

Cheers & whistles echo round the bar.  All_for_You buys them both a drink  and I grin ..” you may have bad heads going back on your journey”

Hentai issues a challenge to them both, they got to drink up or face a consequence.  I cant help but grin and signal to JD the bull may be needed, who knows??

I turn to them both,  ” There's a volunteers list over there ladies for Pudding Pit wrestling…   I know the men in here would be particularly interested if you would do us the honour of taking part, maybe some of the ladies would be too ….”  :

Alita suddenly joins the group by playfully jumping on Hentai's back …  we wait for their answers as they munch on the rum donuts contemplating…

[hentaiboy69]

Alita jumping on my back was an unexpected event….i had never had the chance to talk with her, but she looks a funny and friendly girl. And now, seems like she has exchange me for her pony and blabbing about a free drink.
I hold her thighs tight and wink to Brandy, who had joined us, then i turn my face to Alita.

“You want a free drink!? Sure, but first, you gonna have a free ride!”

I begin to rush between the table….dodging the costumers isn't so easy and sometimes it happen to hit them but, being in the spirit of the B&G they laugh when i pass over them. After a full tour of the bar (including the pool room), i move back to the counter where Pafe, Satoire and Brandy are laughing loud.

“Again, again!” alita yell to me.

I try to breath before answer her…. “Let me take a break, girl……and Joe, two cold house ales for us, please!”

Old Joe hands the ales to us and i grab mine, drinking it in one go….the fresh fluid running down my throath regain my energy when suddenly i feel something cold running down from my neck to my spine. Shivers run into my body making me cough some ale out of my mouth….i turn my face to Alita and look at her smiling face.

“Ok, Alita….that's a declaration of war between us!”

[james_dean]

“Welcome to the bar, Oxana and Gothic Girl.  Sit back, relax and have some fun” I say as I introduce myself to the new comers.  “I am James_Dean, but most people call me JD.  I “run” the mechanical bull and make sure it is all in good, safe working order.  Let me know if you ever want to try it out.  I'll go easy on you the first time”  I say, smiling coyly.

After excusing myself, I walk over to where Brandy is, making sure everything is going ok.

“So tell me, JD, do you have anything else up your sleeves?” she questions.

“What do you mean, Bee?” I reply.

“Well, first, the egg, and then the cyborg.  What else are you planning?” she asks with a smirk.

“Brandy.. do you seriously want inside my head?” I remark, as I give a chuckle. 

“Good answer!” she replies back.  “Well, do you have another song you can sing?  The first one  was a good one.  Think you can top it?”

“Um, I guess I can try.” as strut back to the stage. 

Grabbing the mic, I whisper to the band the title of the song. 

The guitar riff cuts through the noisy crowd….

Jessie is a friend, yeah
I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably mute

'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that

Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don't see in me, I've been funny
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl

Where can I find a woman like that
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want, I want Jessie's girl

The crowd applauds as the song ends…. I head back to the bar for another drink. 

[Lydiarose]

Hi everone, this is my friend from Russian Gothic Girl her name is Oxana, So lets give a big Welcome to the Bar & Grill,, her english is good but not as good as ours, so be easing on her..

[james_dean]

As I swig my beer, I see Jane making her way over to where I am.  She has a smile on her face so something must be up. 

“You aren't done yet cowboy” she says as she grabs my hand and pulls me back on stage.  “Do you know ?” 

“Yeah, I know that song,” I reply.  “A duet?”

She motions to the band. 

    Woah-oh-oh-oh
      It's always a good time
  Woah-oh-oh-oh
      It's always a good time

Woke up on the right side of the bed
What's up with this Prince song inside my head?
Hands up if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time.

Slept in all my clothes like I didn't care
Hopped into a cab, take me anywhere
I'm in if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time

  Good morning and good night I wake up at twilight
  It's gonna be alright
We don't even have to try It's always a good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Freaked out, dropped my phone in the pool again
Checked out of my room hit the ATM
Let's hang out if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time

  Good morning and good night
I wake up at twilight It's gonna be alright
We don't even have to try It's always a good time.

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Doesn't matter when It's always a good time then
Doesn't matter where It's always a good time there
Doesn't matter when It's always a good time then

  IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME!

It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

As the song ends, Jane gives me a small peck on the cheek.  “Great job Jane!” I say as I assist her off the stage.

[Brandybee]

Everyone cheers and claps at JD's fabulous singing and the duet with Tangojane was just beautiful.

I jump up to get the mic,  ” Folks , we will be preparing the pudding pit now for the wrestling tonight .. in the meantime the  mic will remain open for a little longer.  Then, it will belong to Lover for the wrestling. Of course after these matches are over it will be open again for all you budding singers out there. In the meantime the bar and all its facilities are there for you to enjoy… and please …  do ”

I go to speak to Covems, Lover, Jayc, JD , Tight & Stone for preparations for the nights events…..

[jayc]

enjoying the open mic night, i hear Brandys annoucement and walk over to her staff meeting……looking a bit nervous she gives me her “do your job” look and i smile and  tell her relax and get ready, Stone you too. i adress the staff………ok Covems get the lights and PA warmed up. Joe lets get the outdoor bar set up, JD get the tiki torches lit up and a good fire going………. this is going to be fun i muse as we all spring into action

[Brandybee]

The room lights lower which causes  pitch blackness throughout the bar.

Lovers voice sounds over the mic, “ Ladddddddddddddddddddies and Gentlemen, the night’s entertainment has begun.  May I present the challengers of the pudding pit ….   BRANDYBEE”

Music fills the room  “ Eye of the Tiger “  by Survivor and the lights flood on me,  Brandybee,  in my gold and black hooded shiny boxers robe, a bold Bee embroidered on the back. I raise my arm, acknowledging the crowd.

Raspberry from the pudding mixture  fragrances the air all around.

I walk to my corner of the pit.  Tight  is acting as my sponge man in my corner.

The crowd cheers the support for the up and coming wrestling match.

Lovers voice continues as the intro music finishes and the crowds cheers die down a little …”  Brandybee  is  9 stone 4lb  ( about 130 pounds ). She is the owner of the AB&G here and likes a bit of spanking, vibrating eggs, bossing her staff around and stealing cowboy hats … lets give her a big hand “ 

The crowd claps & cheers and I glare at Lover for his cheeky introduction.

I  stand in front of Tight and he takes off  my robe.

I stand in a skimpy baby blue bikini  with yellow and black bees  on.  The top barely covers  my ample bosom and the bottoms  consisting of two triangles attached together by tied bows on the sides. My gingery brown hair tied in a pony tail & my feet are bare.

The men whistle and cheer their approval at my attire & delectable body.

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