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I go to the mic… tap it… “Is this thing on?”
“In honor of our new “room” at the beach… I thought some ocean jokes would be in order. (Things are getting serious in here)…
“How do you circumcise a whale? Use Four skin divers”
“The ideal man is like a beluga whale. He has a four-foot tongue and can breathe out of a hole in the top of his head.”
“What's white and four feet long? Moby's dick.”
Pookie… don't leave… you promised to ride the bull.
I'll leave all you couples with this thought… something my Mama always says…
“The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.”
Wow Covems, those jokes were so funny that I forgot to laugh.
Pookie… don't leave… you promised to ride the bull.
I did tell you that I would ride the bull, didn't I? I'm leery… I know you… you have something planned. But, a deal's a deal… so here goes nothing and I climb up on the bull.
“Ok. I'm ready Mr. Covems… please… buck me! And buck me like you mean it.”
I saw this in a bar during my visit home to Montana. I thought it would be appropriate here in the AChat Bar & Grill.
I did tell you that I would ride the bull, didn't I? I'm leery… I know you… you have something planned. But, a deal's a deal… so here goes nothing and I climb up on the bull.
“Ok. I'm ready Mr. Covems… please… buck me! And buck me like you mean it.”
“Me? Something planned? Pookie… I'm surprised at that accusation… it's just a bull ride. You told me you've been on them before.” I say to Pookie. “Now, you just get comfy up there and I'll be right here next to JD, so I can watch him buck you.”
I sit next to JD as he starts up the bull.
I lean in and say to him. “I know you want to fff… buck her. You want to fff… buck those big tits right out of that top. But fff… buck her slow at first. That's how she likes to start fff… bucking. Nice and slow.”
I am blown away by Tango and Hentaiboy69’s declarations to each other. The importance of Hentai’s offering and Tango’s acceptance as his Master was very very moving … I think of its meaning as I serve the beers to guests. Not being of that world, I still recognise the importance of it, almost like a marriage. The promises to each other are very solemn vows indeed.
Then my thoughts drift to that little encounter on the dance floor when Bear held my hips and patted my bottom suggestively, when I was frozen bending over in that rather sexual type stance.
He purposely did it to unnerve me and he succeeded. I had heard of his high position in The Ice House. He was some Grand Wizard, ordering women to his whim and they seemed to like it.
I’d seen his power at The Ice House Party not all that long ago, how he tied and teased and bought the women to orgasm over and over. He seemed to have the respect & awe of his peers . He was a scary man to me, an unknown entity. And he knew it , played on it even.
My eyes narrow on him as he nears the bar but Lover intercepts him and after a brief conversation he turns to the back stage.
Then he appears on stage, calling for couples to dance near him. Jayc comes for me and we position on stage to dance He begins to sing. The song is beautiful and his talent shines through. He sings with feeling as though it’s to someone special, maybe a lady in his past or in is present.
Jayc leads and we dance in time with the other couples who volunteered. Then we stop, only to find that Lover is asking his special lady to spouse him.
The romantic words are heart warming and sincere. I feel Jayc squeeze me, he’s as touched as I am at the surprise turn of events.
Marilyn accepts Lovers special request and the bar erupts into cheers. Jayc takes charge and ensures everyone gets champagne.
It’s a beautiful moment.We offer our hearty congratulations to both couples, hugging and kissing them all in turn.
Covems cracks some funny jokes and I giggle as I return to the bar and help J2D2, Momma_Andrea & Gayle to serve some waiting customers ; Pookie77, Sexilcious, tangojane, Thundersax, jondas, KingDustin, Pafe, All_for_you and mrsexlover.
Covems then takes Pookie77 over to the bull and I see JD go to join them. Brandy comes to the bar for a glass of her special punch.
I invite the people sitting at the bar to try one of my special Bloody Mary’s , adding extra vodka and southern comfort and some other special ingredient.
Brandy grins, “ You experimenting again “ She queries. I grin as I pour her punch. “ They seem to like them “
I change the subject. “ I see he’s back” I comment to her, rubbing my bottom absently “ Did he say sorry?”
I see the look on her face. “ I guess not then “
Then continue, “ You know his hat is still behind the bar” I point to the pink Stetson sitting on a low shelf next to a wrapped parcel.She moves to take her drink, shrugging and says “ I’m going to watch the bull ride, see if Pookie can beat your 9 seconds and if her top stays intact.”
I laugh at that and then say in a low voice, “ Wait – he’s heading this way—Stay close enough to watch ok” nodding encouragement with my eyebrows raised.
Brandy looks at me … “ What are you up to?”
“ He flaked out on you Halloween & Christmas right… you’ll see “ I answer
I see Brandy move away a short distance, keeping me in view. Bear approaches the bar. I move to serve him, having mixed a special Bloody Mary just for him.
As he stops in front of me I say , “ One on the house, compliments of Brandy and me” I place the drink in front of him and he smiles his thanks. “ That was great singing up there “ I compliment him, casually.
He smiles again and takes a gulp of the Bloody Mary … his face suddenly contorts, eyes water, face & ears redden, mouth opens, a film of sweat breaks out on his handsome face and his nose starts to run.
“ What the f….. “ he croaksI smile at him sweetly, “ Next time, you pat my ass, you’ll get a lot, lot worst … or …. if you upset my friend over there “ I nod my head in Brandy’s direction.
He glances at Brandy through teary eyes. She tries not to laugh at his obvious discomfort but fails and quickly heads off to the bull pit, out of the way.
After a few moments, I take pity on him and place a glass of iced water & paper tissues in front of him grinning….” Maybe I accidentally over did it on the special ingredient “ ……
“ Sorry about that “
Oh Miss Stone… that is just plain evil. Heheh… but that is the difference between comedy and tradgedy. Comedy it's happening to someone else.
Leaning back into JD… “Lets pick up the pace of the fff… bucking. Fff… buck her just a little faster… fff… buck her just a little harder.”
JD increases the speed just a notch or two. “Don't worry about the time. Remember… it's not always about us… sometimes it's better to give a good fff… bucking than to be too worried about ourselves.”
Looking up and watching Pookie on the bull… one can't help but be drawn to those big boobs of hers. “I wonder how long it's been since she's been able to see her feet.” I muse.
“Fff… buck her a little harder JD.”
After a few days of hard work, back to earth, and what better place to go than achat bar. Drinking a beer I see new faces and familiar faces, glad back here from time to time and see how everyone is with good vibes, lots of beer and above all, the mechanical bull!.
kisses to all
ZOE
glad to see you back zoerink
Me too I drink for the mariage and Tango's birthday, yessss 2 drink at the same date
Thank you Lover, I know some men who are not too shy to make me dance
*looks up briefly from talking with zoerink* welcome to the AB&G Nat
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