The Campervan of Doom

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We all have someone we love to hate for whatever reason and so this is the chance
to put that special someone into the Campervan of Doom – for when it is full it will be
dropped in mid-Atlantic from 30,000 feet so choose carefully.

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Trump might be a prime candidate, the British royal family another since whoever
chooses to be addressed as majesty or highness deserves what they get since we
all eat and shit the same.  The go compare man another and the meerkats (next time
you see Jose Mourinho being interviewed on tv, close your eyes and you will hear the
voice of the meerkats).  It can be who ever gets on your tits so much you have to
give them a nomination … the only proviso is that you give a brief reason for it.

And if your disagree that a nominee does not deserve such a fate then feel free to
give a counterblast but explain why.

This might be the dumbest idea ever or it might fly with a little help from you.

The first nominee is a British cabinet minister, a weasly hypocritical little shitbag
who deserves a good punch in the mouth – Michael Gove … and a photo, must I ?
Yes a photo, do it.

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You didn't think I would put a real photo of him, did you ?

So come on folks,  send in your nominations, nobody is safe !

[Soniaslut]

I’d like to nominate…..see below. Agreeing with Mr. Crosby, but Achat has no funds for a space program.
So get the little shit in the campervan…

[Soniaslut]

While we're getting rid of folk……let's strap this simpering songstress in a seat and wish her Bon Voyage.
Goody friggin' two shoes.

Hope she has a “swift” journey…to Oblivion 

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Simply put, the guy’s a TWAT

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For his sheer arrogance
that whining wheedling voice
the way he stands at the microphone
the bastard’s gotta go

(feel free to refute me, anyone)

[Vaughan]

okay,  I'll refute and agree..

Trump –  yeah for wrecking our planet and producing a son who trophy hunts. Not wearing a mask…  There's loads of other reasons, I'm sure but those are good nough.

The Senior Royals  no. They are pretty cool, do great things for tourism  and have amazing history and pageantry. 
Prince Andrew &  co  & Prince Edward & co can go though.  Push them in the campervan.

Michael Gove –  Agree. He is a little backstabber and not worthy of being a senior politician.  Into the campervan.

Jamie Oliver – Disgree. He improved school meals and encouraged kids to eat healthy. Cant put him in there. Least hes trying to improve public health through food and nutrition.  Come one,  he rid the world of Turkey Twizzlers!!! – Useless fried pieces of mechanical meat and meat flavourings.

Taylor Swift?  No opinion on her … sorry

Michael Mcintyre –  Disagree. I actually like his sense of humour and enjoy the comedy when he sends texts on celebrities phones to all their contacts. He also described himself once as the fat Pierce Brosnen…. I rather like having him about to cheer the nation up in these Covid times.

Liam Gallager –  No. Love his music and fights with his brother.  I'll save him from the van.

My nomination ….

Carl Bek-Nielsen, chief executive director of United Plantations Bhd, the company's oil palm estate in Perak, Malaysia and all the palm oil directors and those government officals for allowing the uncontrolled and devastating deforestation in Borneo caring little for the enviroment, the wildlife or the indiginous people.  Its criminal and still happening.

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Thanks to the new comers for their thruppence-worth.

Gallagher is going for his arrogance and not his music, I just cant stand the guy.

The Queen has to go … she is not even English or British but of German extraction (the Saxe-Coburg’s changed their name to Windsor in the Great War) — nobody should be called Your Majesty or Your Highness (all started by Richard II) – no she is just another human being. And those upper-class idiots who bow and scrape before her deserve to go in the campervan with her.

[Soniaslut]

Agreeing with Jessi and re-upping.
Why no one has suggested this smug, self-serving, sanctimonious, slimy scumbag before is beyond me. The man is an ignorant, racist narcissist who should have been strangled at birth. Get the bastard strapped in the van and rid the world of this arsehole.

[Jordan1]

I nominate for the campervan of doom in no particular order:

1 social injustice
2 distributive injustice
3 poverty
4 capitalism
5 bigotry
6 the 1% ers.

Probably a bit of overlapping and that list but, will take care of a lot of problems (maybe, I hope).

[Kaitlyn1989]

Sorry i’m a bit late… had company for the holidays… SHAME ON ME. :

🙂

If there is still a seat open… i found the purfect seatmate for “Diaper DON” ;D

KIM JONG-un of North Korea

Another NARCISSIST… who cares only for themselves, NOT for their peeps. a CANCER upon the world, GOOD RIDDANCE to them both.

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Purely for the ludicrous comedy of the mankini
and I found his comedy, although parody, to be
cringe-worthy in the same way a lot of American comedy is

I don’t have to write his name .. any refutes in the normal way … 8)

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This gormless plonker who’s banal catch-phrases would make a 6 year-old cringe,
who’s concept of comedy is tedious, pathetic and prosaic; but it makes millions of
British people laugh which says much, and I am amazed that he has got away
with it for so long. Ah-ha and so long you boring little shit.

[Soniaslut]

i don’t need to do any more than put up a picture.
I’m sure no one will disagree.

[Soniaslut]

Make sure there’s a seat for this annoying, arrogant, potato-faced has been.

[Soniaslut]

Make sure there's a seat for this annoying, arrogant, potato-faced has been.

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Sonia:  Who is it?

Sorry Jessi……..it's Robbie Williams

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