Breasts, Tits, Headlights, Knockers, Boobs, Melons, Boobies, Fun bags, Lemons, Humps, Hooters, Speed bumps, Bust, Juggs, Bazongas, Mosquito bites, Bazookas, Ta tas, Puppies, Twins, The Girls, Knobs, Globes, Milk wagons, Coconuts, Teats, Titties, Rack, Chesticles, Breasticles, Party pillows, Squachies… no matter what ya wanna call 'em, I love 'em. All colors… all sizes… all of them. I love to feel them… caress them… kiss them… lick them… nibble on them… bury my face between them… and yes… stare at them.
Now, don't get me wrong, I love the entire female form. God knew exactly what men wanted when He created women… but… I am very grateful to the ladies on this site who have posted pictures of their… see above list… they give me a little vacation land to go to when I want to get away from it all. Thank you ladies!
I am particularly fond of the pictures that don't show quite everything. You know… a little hint of a nipple is nice and cleavage… mmmmm… love that.
While my wife was still here, we had a discussion about who God actually made breasts for. She said that God made them for the babies. I said that God made them for the lovers of them. My argument is that the babies only use them for what…. a year? I know our babies breast fed until they started to grow teeth. As soon as they started biting… that was the end of breast feeding and then those (see above list) were all mine.
So what is their purpose for the rest of the time? It's for the lovers of them… ahhh… a light summer top without a bra… a low cut dress with plenty of cleavage… mmmmm… a bikini top… oh yeah. The jiggle… the bounce… I'm in heaven. Must be why I dream about them.
Had a great dream last night.. actually, this morning… I remember most of it and it involved breasts. Lots of them. I got to touch, fondle, kiss and stare at almost all of them. I was just about to get laid… then woke up… dammit! I wonder if getting laid in my dream would help me to remember what it feels like in real life. The Breasts, Tits, Headlights, Knockers, Boobs, Melons, Boobies, Fun bags, Lemons, Humps, Hooters, Speed bumps, Bust, Juggs, Bazongas, Mosquito bites, Bazookas, Ta tas, Puppies, Twins, The Girls, Knobs, Globes, Milk wagons, Coconuts, Teats, Titties, Rack, Chesticles, Breasticles, Party pillows, Squachies certainly felt real…. warm… soft… *sigh*
I did not vote. I can not choose just one, I want them all.
