The Nymphomania Sex Police (NSPD)

[Azrielle]

Well it has taken a wee bit of planning and preparation, but other than the new phone books are here… As promised the long awaited announcement of the who, what, where, when and how (maybe why later) of the fundamental principles of the NSPD.

WHO: THe Nymphomania Sex Police Department.

What: Yes, you heard… the Sex police are now here, and we're organised to issue speeding tickets to all those nasty hummers out there who race throught the streets and terrorise the general populace of Nymphomania.

Where: Well, don't you know yet? Nymphomania is decretely nestled over the mountains from Transylvania. They may take a bite out of crime, but we enjoy a good spanking too (we may even give you 10 minutes to stop).

When: Daily…24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The ever vigilant Officers of the Sex Police will do what it takes, even if we end up in our own handcuffs!

How: With Tickets booklets and radar guns, we will boldly step in front of even the most powerful of vibrators (and even a few flacid erections), in the hopes of making the streets of Nymphomania safe.

Why: (Well I did say I'd include a why… at some point, but not today.)

**UPDATE**
Attention all Officers of the NSPD! The first batch of Identification cards are ready for issue.

[hentaiboy69]

Well, dunno what exactly this is, but your ID Officer Card are amazing! well done!

[medjai]

Took mine thanks chief! 

P.S. Great job on those IDs btw 

[NewGurl]

Ive got mine, The Interogations can Now begin, He He

[Keiko]

    Hmm, I spotted this wanted poster in the NSPD office. Looks like NSPD has got their hands full. 

[hentaiboy69]

Ive got mine, The Interogations can Now begin, He He

ahi ahi….dunno who is more dangerous…..you or Rukya! well, hope i don't have to find out it too soon!!

[Adera]

Ahaha so funny Keiko.

I wonder what kind of armaments that is?

[hentaiboy69]

Adera, maybe something like this……thanks to Pafe for had posted it!
[img width=500]http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-AX051757.jpg?size=67&uid=84effa0d-120d-4298-900c-f14838ffb3b3[/img]

[TightFit74]

I heard this rumour… appareantly there is a criminal in Nymphomania.. The nemesis of the NSPD.. Stealing panties and viginity… I wonder how long it will take for them to catch “The Kissing Bandit”…

[hentaiboy69]

I hear it's no easy to catch him……..at school, girls are all terrified! but some of them would meet him………..wonder why!  😮

[Azrielle]

The ever elusive Kissing Bandit has even snuck into the headquarters building and absconded with of all things, a Uniform! With this latest development, all officers are now required to have their Identification Cards displayed when in Headquarters… Cathching this perp is going to be the primary responsibility of all officers, but will be the #1 assignment of the Spermicide Detectives.

The Kissing Bandit has no remorse, nor hang-ups when it comes to selfish acts of sexual depravity. The Nymphomania Sex Police Department is dedicated to catching the Kissing Bandit and finding the stash of stolen panties that have been claimed as trophies.

[LadyFreya]

Just dropping in to say hello. I'm a current new recruit for NSPD. Please to make your acquaintances. 

[medjai]

Welcome LadyFreya 

[bluedenim]

Ha, ha, ha! *evil laugh!*

I'm the smooth criminal, I can slip past you all anytime I like! Call me Poison Ivy! (seem to remember she was a redhead!) :p

[hentaiboy69]

yes, blue, she is a redhead. look at one of her cosplay

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