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May 11, 2012 at 6:55 pm #60164
I'm changing my name to:
“THE GINGERBREAD MAN”
May 11, 2012 at 7:19 pm #60165Run, run, run… as fast as you can,
you can't catch me…………..May 11, 2012 at 10:05 pm #60166Hiya's…
Covems, the quonset hut could use a sweeping, and besides, you'll have to wrestle Cpl. Satoire for the Orgasmatron… she seems to think that it is her's. Maybe you could make us another one.
Thanks for letting me share,
PafeMay 22, 2012 at 4:50 am #60167ok, everybody get back to work… what is this? A coffee break?
(I didn't get my cream filled donut! – Wahhh!!)
Lolz
Az.May 22, 2012 at 11:29 am #60168you know, Azrielle….when the cat is out (you) the mouses dance!
May 22, 2012 at 12:43 pm #60169ok, everybody get back to work… what is this? A coffee break?
(I didn't get my cream filled donut! – Wahhh!!)
Lolz
Az.*laying down fully erect Donut toss time!! You'll have to *work* for the creamy filling Azrielle, or should I say work your magic??? ~
May 22, 2012 at 2:02 pm #60170AZ we know what type of doughnut you want, a creme filled Long John (Thats what they are called) LOL
May 22, 2012 at 4:33 pm #60171AZ we know what type of doughnut you want, a creme filled Long John (Thats what they are called) LOL
Well several donuts could be tossed and ringered too.. just sayN.. ~
May 22, 2012 at 5:42 pm #60172hehhehe…
I have one at my beck-and-call… and gee, don't ya know what I like to do with it…
Mwah!
Az.May 24, 2012 at 9:13 am #60173You can allways explain to us……as a student of the Nymphomania Sex High School, i wanna learn all i can!
May 25, 2012 at 3:50 pm #60174Taz here, the newly appointed Spermicide Detective of NSPD!! With my cowboy hat, boots, dress jacket and white collared shirt. With a 45 caliber specially made 1911A1 semi-auto hidden behind my right hip in a shark skin inside-the-pants holster, I flip out my black leather badge holder with an encircled silver lone star on the flap. Investigating all suspicious spermicidal events, no cold cases on my agenda.. Only smoking hot ones.. Here to serve and investigate and explore. Surveillance on request…
Thanks for having me.. and special thanks to Azrielle for appointing me to this very important job. I'll wear the credentials with honor and pride.. Off to investigate and perform intimate surveillance.. ~
May 25, 2012 at 5:23 pm #60175From the Office of
Superintendent of PoliceTaz!
Welcome to the NSPD Spermicide Devision! Your Service Number is M92-392-569. I'll be adding you to the Duty Roster shortly.Be sure to keep it handy so you can record it on all official Documentation like arrest reports, etc.
Mwah!
Az.May 29, 2012 at 4:41 pm #60176Hiya's…
Due to all the space fashions and backgrounds that were recently released, we felt it was high time the Nymphomania Sex Police Department expanded into the realm of outer space. Our dedicated research and development team here in the BUNNY Division has successfully launched a NSPD BUNNY Division Space Dock in the Alpha Quadrant. It is pictured here:
We have begun patrols.
So remember, space is no place to race. If you do, we'll be watching.Thanks for letting me share,
PafeMay 29, 2012 at 4:56 pm #60177I'll have to check out the new digs when I venture to outer space next time. Will pick out my office space while there and place my name upon the door. I've been called a space cowboy before, but please don't call me “Maurice” (Wolf Whistle) You *may* call me a gangsta of love though.. But shhh that's my undercover persona as the Lieutenant in the Spermicide Detective division of NSPD. Back to my surveillance duties and “in depth” investigations of spermicidal incidences.. ~
<==== Oh look, I've got a "Full Member" now.. how did they know??? Guess I should of waited before stepping away from the desk. *sheepish grin
May 30, 2012 at 10:47 am #60178
Hiya's…
Just so you know… the material for construction of the NSPD BUNNY Division Space Dock, was gathered from old special projects that were abandoned. We found most of the items needed in our quonset hut.
We got the additional funding from our presentation to the Mayor. Of course, the blow job we gave him didn't hurt. We are now able to have our research and development section produce some more equipment and gadgets for us. Stay tuned for further updates!!
Thanks for letting me share,
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