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WELCOME to THE TOWN SQUARE Got Talent XMAS Edition Song Contest
Big Thank You to all who sent their Entries Good Luck
THE STAGE IS YOURS
time for some ….
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::01.Based on “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas” performed by Gayla PeeveyI Think I Lost My Sanity On This Girl by PEEKA
I think I lost my sanity on this girl
She has got the way to drive me crazy
Messing up my thoughts, with her sweet little smile
But I don't want her to stop, I like to play alongI think I lost my sanity on this girl
I don't think she even realizes, does she?
She doesn't need a lot to touch my inner self
Just leave a kiss on my cheek
That's an easy thing to doI can see me now on a sunny morning
Waking up slowly
Have her lying next to me
Open up her eyes on me
And come against me aiming for the hugI think I lost my sanity on this girl
She has got the way to drive me crazy
Makes me do things I would never do
I so much like what she brings me to
And I dare to think she likes me tooPal tried to warn me be careful friend, but then
Silly me don't wanna listen coz' it feels so goodThere's lots of room for her in my little heart
I'd let her in and cherish her and give her what she needsI can see me now on a sunny morning
Waking up slowly
Have her lying next to me
Open up her eyes on me
And come against me aiming for the hugI think I lost my sanity on this girl
She has got the way to drive me crazy
Makes me do things I would never do
I so much like what she brings me to
And I dare to think she likes me too
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::02.Based on “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” performed by John LennonHappy Xmas – I'm outta Here by ZUZANNAH
So Happy Christmas
Got news for you Son
I'm not your real Daddy
You're the MilkmansIt's our last Christmas
I'm divorcing your Mom
I had enough
I'm so sorry SonThe Milkman shagged her
For over a Year
Then he busted a rubber
And then you appearedAnd so I am leaving
Leaving For the Sun
I am the poor one
I'm getting out of DodgeI'm Not disappointed
I knew all along
The Milkmans a Bastard
Yeah, I know it's a ShockSo have a Merry Christmas
And please no more tears
I'll have a Good One
With barrels of beerI have met someone
Are you glad for me Son ?
She is a T.S.
They are best for some Fun
She is so Gorgeous
She's so Beautiful, Son
And Shes got brain
So unlike your MomSo have Merry Christmas
And I hope this is clear
Here is your present
I'm outta Here
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::03.Based on “You´re a mean one, Mr. Grinch” performed by Thurl RavenscroftYou're a mean one, Mr. Zoe by ZOERINK
You're a mean one, Mr. Zoe
You really come from hell,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as no one, Mr. Zoe,
You're asking for tequila with a black capeeeeee!!!You're a pokerman, Mr. Zoe,
Your heart's a tequila barrel,
Your brain is full of AS's, you have A king under your sit, Mr. Zoe,
I wouldn't touch you with a Win or Die god phoneeeee!You always back, Mr. Zoe,
also called Zorro with your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Zoeeee,
Given a choice between the two of you'd take the tequila bottle!You're a rotter, Mr. Zorro,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Zoeeeeeeee,
You're a You're a troublemaker Mr Zoe!!!
A big troublemaker, in a funny wayyyy,
with a bottle and a god in poker,You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Zoeeeee,
with Lady Maron Peeka and Jenny, with Blayne Rayna and the KinggggggggggYou're a number one, Mr Zoeeeeeeeeeee
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Zoeeeeee,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Win or DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”!
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::04.Based on “Santa can you hear me” performed by Britney SpearsBaby can you hear me by MARON
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Tonight I logged on in the game
Cold invites, it´s always the same
Seems like no one else but me is in love
Baby can you hear me?I clicked my friends list, no one around
Just invites, I turn them down
I know exactly what I need tonight
Baby can you hear me?I want my baby, baby
I want just you to love me
Just you to touch
Maybe, maybe (maybe, maybe)
He will come right now, just he knows howBaby can you hear me?
I have been so bad today
And all I want is one thing
Telling me you´ll come to play
You´re all I want, all I need
Oh please come and douse the heat
Make me feel all right
Baby that's my only wish tonightOoh, yeah, yeah, yeah
I checked the batteries and licked my lips
I turned it on, caressing my tits
You´d know exactly what I need tonight
Baby can you hear me?I really hope that you're on your way
To make me pant, to make me beg
Oh, please make me cum with you
Baby, can you hear me?I want my baby, baby
I want just you to love me
Just you to touch
Maybe, maybe (maybe, maybe)
He will be right here, whisper in my earBaby can you hear me?
I have been so bad today
And all I want is one thing
Telling me you´ll come to play
You´re all I want, all I need
Oh please come and douse the heat
Make me feel all right
Baby that's my only wish tonightI hope he will be here to make me moan, oh, yeah
Would be a shame to play all on my own, oh, yeah
'Cause I have been so bad, so bad today, oh oh
I close my eyes, dont´t mind hard or slow
They perfect pace, only he would knowBaby can you hear me?
I have been so bad today
And all I want is one thing
Telling me you´ll come to play
You´re all I want, all I need
Oh please come and douse the heat
Make me feel all right
Baby that's my only wish tonightOh, Baby, can´t you hear me?
Oh, Baby
You´re all I want, all I need
Oh please come and douse my heat
Make me feel all right
Baby that's my only wish tonight
Baby that's my only wish tonight
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::05.Based on “The Twelve Days of Christmas” Intrumental ArrangementThe Twelve Days of Christmas by BRANDYBEE
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A promise … to make me pee.On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two cuffs to bind
And a promise… to make me peeOn the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three pints to sup… (*slurps and gulps)
Two cuffs to bind
And… the promise to make me peeOn the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four shots to down… (*swallows in 1)
Three pints to sup… (*slurps and gulps)
Two cuffs to bind… (giggles)
And… the promise to make me peeOn the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five charming love eggs… (*ooo bladder’s filling)
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind
And… the promise to make me peeOn the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six anal play beads… (*lady grunts)
Five charming love eggs
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind
And… the promise to make me peeOn the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads… (*bladders half full)
Five… charming love eggs…
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind… (*giggles)
And… the promise to make me peeOn the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight paddles a spanking
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads
Five charming love eggs
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind
And… the promise to make me peeOn the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine whips a teasing
Eight paddles a spanking… (*wobbles my full bladder!)
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads… (*lady grunts)
Five …. charming love eggs… (*Big breath)
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind, (*giggles)
And… the promise to make me peeOn the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten wines for tasting… (*nearing bursting point)
Nine whips a teasing
Eight paddles a spanking
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads
Five ….charming love eggs….
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind
And… the promise to make me pee (*Needsto go…)On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven cocks for licking
Ten wines for tasting
Nine whips a teasing
Eight paddles a spanking
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads… (*lady grunts)
Five …. charming love eggs… (*horny moans)
Four shots to down,… (*gulps)
Three pints to sup… (*slurps)
Two cuffs to bind… (*giggles)
And… the promise to make me pee… (*dancing on the spot…)On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve pots to pee in… (*thank you lord!)
Eleven cocks for licking
Ten wines for tasting
Nine whips a teasing
Eight paddles a spanking
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads… (*lady grunts)
Five … charming love eggs… (*horny moans)
Four shots to down,… (*gulps)
Three pints to sup… (*slurps)
Two cuffs to bind… (*giggles)
And… the promise to make me pee … (*wooooshshsh …
“Big contented sigh of relief & village idiot smile… mmmm)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::06.Based on “Blue Christmas” performed by Elvis Presley & Martina McBrideBlue Christmas by STONE & JAYC
I’ll have a blue Christmas without you
I’ll be so blue just thinking about you
Wearing my rubbery suit, round the green Christmas tree.
Won’t be the same Dear, if you’re not here with meNo more teasing and gimping me up Dear.
No more sucking, kissing and filling my cup Dear,
with your wisdom and wine. No more are you mine.
And I’ll have a blue, blue blue blue ChristmasI’ll have a blue Christmas that’s certain,
When the fettish suit gets tight and starts hurtin’,
You‘ll be doing alright, in your mankini of white
But I’ll have a chaffing, blue blue blue Christmas
But I’ll have a chaffing, blue blue blue Christmas
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::07.Based on “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus” performed by The Jackson 5I saw AusWoody kissing Santa Claus by MIDNITERAVEN
Wow, AusWoody is kissing Santa Claus!I saw AusWoody kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn't see us creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
They thought that we were tucked up
In our bedroom, fast asleepThen we saw AusWoody tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Brandybee had only seen
AusWoody kissing Santa Claus last night
We saw AusWoody kissing, kissin', kissin' Santa ClausWe did, We really did see AusWoody kissing Santa Claus
And We’re gonna tell Brandybee!Then we saw AusWoody tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh, A Viking no less!
Big, tough and pantiless!AusWoody kissing Santa Claus last night
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Brandybee had only seen
AusWoody kissing Santa Claus last night!We did, We did, We really did see AusWoody kissing Santa Claus
You gotta believe us, you just gotta believe us
Come on, fellas, believe us, you just gotta believe us.
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::08.Based on “Walking Round In Womens Underwear/Winter Wonderland” performed by Bob RiversWalking Round In Womens Underwear by VAUGHAN
“Lacey things, the wife’s a missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
Her silk panty hose.
Walking round in women's underwear.In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
My God it feels right.
Walking round in womens underwearIn the office there's a guy named Kevin.
He likes I wear a Queen's jewelled crown.
He'll say “Are you ready?”
I'll say, “Woh man!
Let’s wait until the wife is out of town.”Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking round in women's underwear.(Instrumental… Struts in Wife’s panties.)
In the office there's a guy named Calvin.
He likes I wear a red ball gown.
He'll say “Are you ready?”
I'll say, “Hey man!
Lets wait until the wife is out of town.”Later on, if you wanna,
You can call me SissyAnna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking round in women's underwear.
Walking round in women's underwear.
Walking round in women's underwear… “
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::09.Based on “Baby It's Cold Outside” performed by Dean Martin & Martina McBridesBaby it´s cold Outside by SKYDANCE&FOXMAN
I really can't stay – Baby it's cold outside
Unless you decide to pay, – Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been – Been hoping that you'd come in
So very nice – I'll hold your hands, you’re hot, so nice
My big pimp will start to worry – Beautiful, what's your hurry
My boss-man will be pacing the floor – I want my cock to test that jaw
So really I'd better scurry – Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well unless you want to fuck and score – Put some records on while I pourThe neighbours might think… – Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink – No cabs to be had out there
I wish you would screw – Your eyes are bright right now
To fuck a spell – I'll take your hat, clothes, who’ll tell?
I want to climax, yes, yes, sir – Mind if I move a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried – Lie on top baby, hell girl ride..
I really can't stay – Baby if you don’t pay.Ahh, but it's cold outside
I simply must go – Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is pay – Ooh baby, it's cold outside
This welcome has been – I'm lucky that you came back
So nice and warm — Look out the window at that storm
My homeys will be suspicious – Mmm, your lips look so delicious
My bro’s will be there at the door – Ride me till you are stiff and sore.
My manly pimp's mind is suspicious – Gosh your lips look delicious
Well maybe just a cigarette more – Your tits are mmmm, soft and corrrrr…I've got to get home – Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Pay- or lend me your coat – Down on your knees right here
You've really been grand – Your eyes are bright and wild now
But don't you see – How can you do this thing to me
You could bind me tomorrow – Making my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty to try – If you caught pneumonia and die
I really can't stay – for my time, you pay…. Ok, ok, I payBaby it's cold, Baby it's cold outside…
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BONUS TRACK 1Based on “Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time” performed by Paul McCartneySimply Having A Wonderful aChat Time by MaronThe mood is right
The light is out
We're here tonight
So make me shoutSimply having a wonderful aChat time
Simply having a wonderful aChat timeThe music's on
The feeling's here
This always comes
when we are hereSimply having a wonderful aChat time
Simply having a wonderful aChat timeI feel the heat raising along
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ohhhh
OhhhhhhhSimply having a wonderful aChat time
Simply having a wonderful aChat timeYour cock is out
Above my gown
You lift it up
Ahhh passion is shownSimply having a wonderful aChat time
Simply having a wonderful aChat timeI feel the juices running down
when I sink down your crown
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dongPick up the pace
You won`t last long
You feel the lace
Of my black thongSimply having a wonderful aChat time
Simply having a wonderful aChat timeTime to explode
Your moaning low
I feel your load
In a big blowSimply having a wonderful aChat time
Simply having a wonderful aChat time
Simply having a wonderful aChat time
Simply having a wonderful aChat time
Ohhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhh
aChat time
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::BONUS TRACK 2Based on “Christmas Alphabet” performed by Cliff RichardChristmas Alphabet by ZuzannahC is for the Crap that's on the TV.
H is for the Hypocritical Bloody Family.
R is for the Rich Cousin that everybody hates.
I is for the Icicles that hope, will drop on his head.
S is for the Stockings to tie you up.
T is for the Toys that make you scream for more.
M is for the Mistletoe hanging round my waist.
A is for the Arseholes, who are so bloody two-faced.
And S is for old Santa, who is as horny as you can get,
bend down and it'll be a Christmas you won't forget.
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::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1st PlaceBased on “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas” performed by Gayla PeeveyI Think I Lost My Sanity On This Girl
#1 PEEKA
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::2nd PlaceBased on “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus” performed by The Jackson 5I saw AusWoody kissing Santa Claus
#7 MIDNITERAVEN
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::3rd PlaceBased on “Baby It's Cold Outside” performed by Dean Martin & Martina McBridesBaby it´s cold Outside
#9 SKYDANCE & FOXMANCONGRATZ TO THE WINNERSYour Accounts will be rewarded shortlyThank you very much to all voters!! You made it real and it makes me happy you guys liked it.
Like BBee, I took the time to read all songs ( not to sing them, or it would have rained until june
) and all were great!Also a special thank you to all the ladies and the one who inspired such words. :-*
Congrats also to the winners of the other contests Icebox, Auswoody, Stone, Raven, Skydance & Foxman!.
And finally Thank you Maron and all who organized these contests!!. Big work and big fun again! *claps hands*
ps : no Zu!!!! No pink suit!!!
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