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September 24, 2010 at 4:11 pm #18822AderaParticipant
Well some apparently think its very exciting to do it at that time of the month ???
September 24, 2010 at 4:13 pm #18823BearParticipantBeat me to it Adrea,…have had some tremendous hot sex at that time…
September 24, 2010 at 4:27 pm #18824AderaParticipantPersonally I wouldn't initiate at that time.
September 24, 2010 at 4:39 pm #18825AnonymousGuestSeptember 24, 2010 at 6:06 pm #18826Janine DeeParticipantEven saying you are going to a room with someone else can get them asking for a threesome.
September 24, 2010 at 6:07 pm #18827TanyaTanyaParticipantWell some apparently think its very exciting to do it at that time of the month ???
Eww!
September 24, 2010 at 7:35 pm #18828sinnnnParticipantHi
(then invite)
I ignore
(then he replies)
several examples here- I like black pussy( I'm not a guy, so I don't have a dick that can tell the difference, so I don't get it nor am I impressed by that) and then I get another invite.
(another guy) I never fucked a black bitch before(and your won't today, because this is not real dumb ass)I don't see color when I go after someone, I see quality and I get that from conversation.
Now I will admit, I was called a Beautiful Queen( and I giggled like a lil girl, hehehehehe) Then I said, ” Yes, Yes I am. How are you doing?”
September 24, 2010 at 8:11 pm #18829AderaParticipantehehehe atleast there are a few that are nice. The phrases about colour I get are like “Ever been fucked by a 10 inch black cock?” and/or “I like tight white asses”.
September 29, 2010 at 10:19 pm #18830AnonymousGuestgurl: hi
me: hello
gurl: how goes
me: good and you?
gurl: goodthen she invites me…declined
then not another word from hernot the worst pick-up line…just funny
September 29, 2010 at 10:48 pm #18831AderaParticipantIts quite common, but I get the “why” after I decline.
September 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm #18832TightFit74ParticipantWhat makes me laugh is: “Wanna fuck for a$? I'll make your dreams come true…”. How come people think I would pay for having virtual sex? And what makes them think I don't ask for a$? lol
September 30, 2010 at 4:02 pm #18833LoverParticipantThey are very confused if you answer “No, my friends don't have to pay ME for fun!”
October 1, 2010 at 1:19 am #18834AnonymousGuesthow about this one?
guy says hello, i say hi…just being polite. he asks me if i like dick…i say no. he says why. then he proceeds to tell me he's not gay but likes cock every once in a while. so his line to me is:
“let me tear your ass open like a tin of beans”
so then i put him on ignoreany of you girls heard that one?
October 1, 2010 at 10:58 am #18835KhasmiaParticipanthow about this one?
guy says hello, i say hi…just being polite. he asks me if i like dick…i say no. he says why. then he proceeds to tell me he's not gay but likes cock every once in a while. so his line to me is:
“let me tear your ass open like a tin of beans”
so then i put him on ignoreany of you girls heard that one?
1. I think many of guys come here stright from trees…. they can't to read… are too stupid, too rude or are childs ?
2. You are right… Qyestion “why”… Lol there is no answet for question “why” but they thinking (most of them) by other part of their body so…
3. Question “where are you from” This is the most important for many of them. Probably animations will look different if you will be from Europe and different if from Africa LOL
4. Most of them use button invite and next say “HI”. Fot them it is not cold invitations.
5. Their “smart” idea is “hi i'm new in this, can you show me…..” About 10 times everyday lol
I have about 550 on my ignore list and everyday her come new monkeys who do the same and the same. I think 90% of them have really empty brains, can't to say about nothing, and are enough openminded only to fuckOctober 1, 2010 at 6:26 pm #18836TightFit74ParticipantWhat about this one (it says in my profile i don't like cold invites and I'm hetero, and I'm male…):
*triple invite for group sex from a guy, not taken the trouble to decline, just let the timer run out*
“You want a slave to fuck”
“baby”
well, enough said?
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