The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Bear]

Beat me to it Adrea,…have had some tremendous hot sex at that time…

[Adera]

Personally I wouldn't initiate at that time.

[Anonymous]

[Janine Dee]

Even saying you are going to a room with someone else can get them asking for a threesome.

[TanyaTanya]

Well some apparently think its very exciting to do it at that time of the month ???

Eww!

[sinnnn]

Hi
(then invite)
I ignore
(then he replies)
several examples here-  I like black pussy( I'm not a guy, so I don't have a dick that can tell the difference, so I don't get it nor am I impressed        by that) and then I get another invite.
                        (another guy)  I never fucked a black bitch before(and your won't today, because this is not real dumb ass)

I don't see color when I go after someone, I see quality and I get that from conversation.

Now I will admit, I was called a Beautiful Queen( and I giggled like a lil girl, hehehehehe) Then I said, ” Yes, Yes I am.  How are you doing?”
                                     

[Adera]

ehehehe atleast there are a few that are nice. The phrases about colour I get are like “Ever been fucked by a 10 inch black cock?” and/or “I like tight white asses”.

[Anonymous]

gurl: hi
me: hello
gurl: how goes
me: good and you?
gurl: good

then she invites me…declined
then not another word from her 

not the worst pick-up line…just funny 

[Adera]

Its quite common, but I get the “why” after I decline.

[TightFit74]

What makes me laugh is: “Wanna fuck for a$? I'll make your dreams come true…”.  How come people think I would pay for having virtual sex? And what makes them think I don't ask for a$? lol

[Lover]

They are very confused if you answer “No, my friends don't have to pay ME for fun!” 

[Anonymous]

how about this one?

guy says hello, i say hi…just being polite.  he asks me if i like dick…i say no.  he says why.  then he proceeds to tell me he's not gay but likes cock every once in a while.  so his line to me is:

“let me tear your ass open like a tin of beans”     
so then i put him on ignore 

any of you girls heard that one?

[Khasmia]

how about this one?

guy says hello, i say hi…just being polite.  he asks me if i like dick…i say no.  he says why.  then he proceeds to tell me he's not gay but likes cock every once in a while.  so his line to me is:

“let me tear your ass open like a tin of beans”      
so then i put him on ignore 

any of you girls heard that one?

1. I think many of guys come here stright from trees…. they can't to read… are too stupid, too rude or are childs ?
2. You are right… Qyestion “why”… Lol there is no answet for question “why” but they thinking (most of them) by other part of their body so…
3. Question “where are you from” This is the most important for many of them. Probably animations will look different if you will be from Europe and different if from Africa LOL
4. Most of them use button invite and next say “HI”. Fot them it is not cold invitations.
5. Their “smart” idea is “hi i'm new in this, can you show me…..” About 10 times everyday lol
I have about 550 on my ignore list and everyday her come new monkeys who do the same and the same. I think 90% of them have really empty brains, can't to say about nothing, and are enough openminded only to fuck

[TightFit74]

What about this one (it says in my profile i don't like cold invites and I'm hetero, and I'm male…):

*triple invite for group sex from a guy, not taken the trouble to decline, just let the timer run out*

“You want a slave to fuck”

“baby”

well, enough said?

[Anonymous]

this is so cool i had to share it…hope i'm not boring you people with my stories

maniac: can i be your dirty littlle slut
me: nope
her: why
me: not into that kind of sex
her: fine then can we just fuck
me: no we can't
her: why
me: read what's under my avatar

and believe it or not…she did not say another word to me 

[Author]

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