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  • #18822
    Adera
    Participant

    Well some apparently think its very exciting to do it at that time of the month ???

    #18823
    Bear
    Participant

    Beat me to it Adrea,…have had some tremendous hot sex at that time…

    #18824
    Adera
    Participant

    Personally I wouldn't initiate at that time.

    #18825
    Anonymous
    Guest

    :)

    #18826
    Janine Dee
    Participant

    Even saying you are going to a room with someone else can get them asking for a threesome.

    #18827
    TanyaTanya
    Participant

    Well some apparently think its very exciting to do it at that time of the month ???

    Eww!

    #18828
    sinnnn
    Participant

    Hi
    (then invite)
    I ignore
    (then he replies)
    several examples here-  I like black pussy( I'm not a guy, so I don't have a dick that can tell the difference, so I don't get it nor am I impressed        by that) and then I get another invite.
                            (another guy)  I never fucked a black bitch before(and your won't today, because this is not real dumb ass)

    I don't see color when I go after someone, I see quality and I get that from conversation.

    Now I will admit, I was called a Beautiful Queen( and I giggled like a lil girl, hehehehehe) Then I said, ” Yes, Yes I am.  How are you doing?” ;D ;D ;D ;D
                                         

    #18829
    Adera
    Participant

    ehehehe atleast there are a few that are nice. The phrases about colour I get are like “Ever been fucked by a 10 inch black cock?” and/or “I like tight white asses”.

    #18830
    Anonymous
    Guest

    gurl: hi
    me: hello
    gurl: how goes
    me: good and you?
    gurl: good

    then she invites me…declined
    then not another word from her  :D

    not the worst pick-up line…just funny  ;)

    #18831
    Adera
    Participant

    Its quite common, but I get the “why” after I decline.

    #18832
    TightFit74
    Participant

    What makes me laugh is: “Wanna fuck for a$? I'll make your dreams come true…”.  How come people think I would pay for having virtual sex? And what makes them think I don't ask for a$? lol

    #18833
    Lover
    Participant

    They are very confused if you answer “No, my friends don't have to pay ME for fun!”  ;D

    #18834
    Anonymous
    Guest

    how about this one?

    guy says hello, i say hi…just being polite.  he asks me if i like dick…i say no.  he says why.  then he proceeds to tell me he's not gay but likes cock every once in a while.  so his line to me is:

    “let me tear your ass open like a tin of beans”  :D  :D  :D
    so then i put him on ignore  ;D

    any of you girls heard that one?

    #18835
    Khasmia
    Participant

    how about this one?

    guy says hello, i say hi…just being polite.  he asks me if i like dick…i say no.  he says why.  then he proceeds to tell me he's not gay but likes cock every once in a while.  so his line to me is:

    “let me tear your ass open like a tin of beans”   :D  :D  :D
    so then i put him on ignore  ;D

    any of you girls heard that one?

    1. I think many of guys come here stright from trees…. they can't to read… are too stupid, too rude or are childs ?
    2. You are right… Qyestion “why”… Lol there is no answet for question “why” but they thinking (most of them) by other part of their body so…
    3. Question “where are you from” This is the most important for many of them. Probably animations will look different if you will be from Europe and different if from Africa LOL
    4. Most of them use button invite and next say “HI”. Fot them it is not cold invitations.
    5. Their “smart” idea is “hi i'm new in this, can you show me…..” About 10 times everyday lol
    I have about 550 on my ignore list and everyday her come new monkeys who do the same and the same. I think 90% of them have really empty brains, can't to say about nothing, and are enough openminded only to fuck :P

    #18836
    TightFit74
    Participant

    What about this one (it says in my profile i don't like cold invites and I'm hetero, and I'm male…):

    *triple invite for group sex from a guy, not taken the trouble to decline, just let the timer run out*

    “You want a slave to fuck”

    “baby”

    well, enough said?

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