The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Anonymous]

this is so cool i had to share it…hope i'm not boring you people with my stories

maniac: can i be your dirty littlle slut
me: nope
her: why
me: not into that kind of sex
her: fine then can we just fuck
me: no we can't
her: why
me: read what's under my avatar

and believe it or not…she did not say another word to me 

[Bear]

They are very confused if you answer “No, my friends don't have to pay ME for fun!” 

lol,..liked the suggestion, finally got to try that one out. Though I reworded and just told them when asked “200A$ for a fuck?”,…”Oh no,.. you don't have to pay me…”

[sinnnn]

So I can't be your dirty lil slut Bobby?  LOL

I hate when they ask me “Why?”  when I tell them no. 
My answer, lil cruel, “I don't have to tell you jackshit, no is no.”
then I get “Because?” : : : :

[Lover]

Similar to my last post (maybe the same bitch asked, Bear?)

“200A$ for fun?”
“No thanks, you don't have to pay me for chatting.”

Almost 1 (!!!!) minute later: “No, if you pay ME, you will have fun”
“Go away, I'm just here to chat – and I have more fun, than you ever will have.”

Almost 1 minute later:
“You don't have fun! You are on my ignore list”

Hahahaha, so great – what a pity, I can't say thanks for putting me to ignore list

[sinnnn]

Ummm I think this is the first time I ever saw you use the word Bitch.  I think I'm a lil shocked.mm

[Lover]

You won't read it very often, only if you want to be called so – or if you deserve it

[sinnnn]

Can you go in a room now?

No, busy.

Puta

fuck you to whore and ignore ( I try to be mature, I really do)

invite
decline
Hi, wanna fuck?
no thank you I am busy
I really want you, come in the room with me now
invite
decline
said I was busy
I want you now, come in the room with me, don't decline
invite
I tried to be nice, an told you busy.  Do I have to show you my evil side?
no reply

[Adera]

sinnnn your just so nice replying to so many people , good think theres not as much sharks that go after shemales in achat.

[sinnnn]

Well I was told by a mutual friend of ours(kisses) that I like confrontations.  So I am trying to be a little more civil before I go off on the stupid MFs.

[TightFit74]

Reading all of these almost makes me want to get more cold invites and/or jerks in a chat…lol

[Lover]

You're right TightFit74, maybe we all should login and collect them. And after one week we elect the winner!

And the winner gets an award. He is pelted with cat shit

[TightFit74]

Nr 1 in “worst pick up line” is………,

awarded with a ban…

[beachbeauty]

(invite)… decline
Guy:  I have an 11 inch cock, wanna fuck?
(invite)… decline
Me: no
Guy: why not?
Me: bc i dont like cocks that big or liars
Guy: liars?
Me: if you had a cock that big you wouldn't be on here
Guy: cmon i'll show you the best time of your life
(invite)…. decline
Me: no you wont
(invite)… decline… ignore list

[Anonymous]

so much fun isn't it BB?

 

[Janine Dee]

Beach… I think I've had Mr 11 Inches try to contact me to. (Yes in spite of the gay thing.  )

Maybe it is because of the gay thing, but I have to think 11 inches would be painful. I may have mentioned him in this thread, but in whichever one it was… it's a pussy not a damn clown car!

[Author]

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