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  • #18838
    Bear
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      They are very confused if you answer “No, my friends don't have to pay ME for fun!”  ;D

      lol,..liked the suggestion, finally got to try that one out. Though I reworded and just told them when asked “200A$ for a fuck?”,…”Oh no,.. you don't have to pay me…”

      #18839
      sinnnn
      Participant

        So I can't be your dirty lil slut Bobby?  LOL :P :P :P

        I hate when they ask me “Why?”  when I tell them no. 
        My answer, lil cruel, “I don't have to tell you jackshit, no is no.”
        then I get “Because?” ::) ::) ::) ::)

        #18840
        Lover
        Participant

          Similar to my last post (maybe the same bitch asked, Bear?)

          “200A$ for fun?”
          “No thanks, you don't have to pay me for chatting.”

          Almost 1 (!!!!) minute later: “No, if you pay ME, you will have fun”
          “Go away, I'm just here to chat – and I have more fun, than you ever will have.”

          Almost 1 minute later:
          “You don't have fun! You are on my ignore list”

          Hahahaha, so great – what a pity, I can't say thanks for putting me to ignore list

          #18841
          sinnnn
          Participant

            Ummm I think this is the first time I ever saw you use the word Bitch.  I think I'm a lil shocked.mm ;D

            #18842
            Lover
            Participant

              You won't read it very often, only if you want to be called so – or if you deserve it :P

              #18843
              sinnnn
              Participant

                Can you go in a room now?

                No, busy.

                Puta

                fuck you to whore and ignore ;D( I try to be mature, I really do)

                invite
                decline
                Hi, wanna fuck?
                no thank you I am busy
                I really want you, come in the room with me now
                invite
                decline
                said I was busy
                I want you now, come in the room with me, don't decline
                invite
                I tried to be nice, an told you busy.  Do I have to show you my evil side?
                no reply ;D

                #18844
                Adera
                Participant

                  sinnnn your just so nice replying to so many people :), good think theres not as much sharks that go after shemales in achat.

                  #18845
                  sinnnn
                  Participant

                    Well I was told by a mutual friend of ours(kisses) that I like confrontations.  So I am trying to be a little more civil before I go off on the stupid MFs. ;D

                    #18846
                    TightFit74
                    Participant

                      Reading all of these almost makes me want to get more cold invites and/or jerks in a chat…lol

                      #18847
                      Lover
                      Participant

                        You're right TightFit74, maybe we all should login and collect them. And after one week we elect the winner!

                        And the winner gets an award. He is pelted with cat shit :D

                        #18848
                        TightFit74
                        Participant

                          Nr 1 in “worst pick up line” is………,

                          awarded with a ban…

                          #18849
                          beachbeauty
                          Participant

                            (invite)… decline
                            Guy:  I have an 11 inch cock, wanna fuck?
                            (invite)… decline
                            Me: no
                            Guy: why not?
                            Me: bc i dont like cocks that big or liars
                            Guy: liars?
                            Me: if you had a cock that big you wouldn't be on here
                            Guy: cmon i'll show you the best time of your life
                            (invite)…. decline
                            Me: no you wont
                            (invite)… decline… ignore list

                            #18850
                            Anonymous

                              so much fun isn't it BB?

                                ;)

                              #18851
                              Janine Dee
                              Participant

                                Beach… I think I've had Mr 11 Inches try to contact me to. (Yes in spite of the gay thing.  :P)

                                Maybe it is because of the gay thing, but I have to think 11 inches would be painful. I may have mentioned him in this thread, but in whichever one it was… it's a pussy not a damn clown car!

                                ;D

                                #18852
                                beachbeauty
                                Participant

                                  Beach… I think I've had Mr 11 Inches try to contact me to. (Yes in spite of the gay thing.  :P)

                                  Maybe it is because of the gay thing, but I have to think 11 inches would be painful. I may have mentioned him in this thread, but in whichever one it was… it's a pussy not a damn clown car!

                                  ;D

                                  lol  ;D

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