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  • #18853
    Unhealer
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      lmao a chick just randomly messages me “you pay me 200A$?” “maybe” “blah blah blah blah” “maybe” “I have other guys, but I'll wait for you” “mk” “you pay me?” “ok” “why didnt you pay me?” “in a sec” “are you gonig to pay me or not” “maybe”
      fucking bitch probably harasses all the guys on here, it says shes “homo” and she initiated the conversations with me aha

      #18854
      Lover
      Participant

        Cold invite, time ran down. Then “Hi”, followed by two more invitations. Again “Hi, please take me” I reply, “No, I'm chatting with a friend.”
        “Ok.” Invitation. “Let's talk.” Again I say “Hey, I am chatting with a friend, not with you.” “Ok.”
        “Please take me, add to yahoo and fuck me…”
        Ignore

        #18855
        Adera
        Participant

          I must say that I'm still supprised about that kind of behaviour, its like they are cavemen and unable to communicate :-.

          #18856
          Anonymous

            or cavewomen  ;)

            #18857
            Lover
            Participant

              ;D

              #18858
              Adera
              Participant

                I was just generalizing but yes cavewomen as well :P. At the moment in Achat I think of myself as a wildcat in my nice leopard stockings, I hope you guys think thats better than a cavewoman ;) :-*. A mistress to hold me back in a leash would be fun :P.

                #18859
                TightFit74
                Participant

                  I think finding the misstres won't be the problem. Getting a leash to hold you, might…  ;)

                  #18860
                  Lover
                  Participant

                    I am not a mistress, but I'm sure to be a very famous tamer :D

                    #18861
                    Anonymous

                      yes i know you were generalizing  ::)

                      wildcat sounds like a lot of fun  ;D

                      #18862
                      Adera
                      Participant

                        I just thought a mistress would be better at holding me back from jumping straight guys 😮 :P.

                        #18863
                        TightFit74
                        Participant

                          Would a good mistress really need a leash to hold you back?

                          #18864
                          Adera
                          Participant

                            Ofcourse she would, I'm a wildcat at the moment :P… and I might receive a good spanking for not obeying 😮 :D.

                            #18865
                            TightFit74
                            Participant

                              In that case, maybe a reinforced leash would be best ;)

                              #18866
                              JennyT
                              Participant

                                Sex?
                                oh come on, you all miss General Chat and it's brilliant pick up lines!

                                #18867
                                Adera
                                Participant

                                  I've seen that line too, it's really bad.

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