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  • October 15, 2010 at 6:36 am #18852
    beachbeauty
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    Beach… I think I've had Mr 11 Inches try to contact me to. (Yes in spite of the gay thing.  :P)

    Maybe it is because of the gay thing, but I have to think 11 inches would be painful. I may have mentioned him in this thread, but in whichever one it was… it's a pussy not a damn clown car!

    ;D

    lol  ;D

    October 15, 2010 at 6:39 am #18853
    Unhealer
    Participant

    lmao a chick just randomly messages me “you pay me 200A$?” “maybe” “blah blah blah blah” “maybe” “I have other guys, but I'll wait for you” “mk” “you pay me?” “ok” “why didnt you pay me?” “in a sec” “are you gonig to pay me or not” “maybe”
    fucking bitch probably harasses all the guys on here, it says shes “homo” and she initiated the conversations with me aha

    October 18, 2010 at 7:47 pm #18854
    Lover
    Participant

    Cold invite, time ran down. Then “Hi”, followed by two more invitations. Again “Hi, please take me” I reply, “No, I'm chatting with a friend.”
    “Ok.” Invitation. “Let's talk.” Again I say “Hey, I am chatting with a friend, not with you.” “Ok.”
    “Please take me, add to yahoo and fuck me…”
    Ignore

    October 18, 2010 at 8:01 pm #18855
    Adera
    Participant

    I must say that I'm still supprised about that kind of behaviour, its like they are cavemen and unable to communicate :-.

    October 18, 2010 at 8:08 pm #18856
    Anonymous
    Guest

    or cavewomen  ;)

    October 18, 2010 at 8:19 pm #18857
    Lover
    Participant

    ;D

    October 18, 2010 at 9:30 pm #18858
    Adera
    Participant

    I was just generalizing but yes cavewomen as well :P. At the moment in Achat I think of myself as a wildcat in my nice leopard stockings, I hope you guys think thats better than a cavewoman ;) :-*. A mistress to hold me back in a leash would be fun :P.

    October 18, 2010 at 9:58 pm #18859
    TightFit74
    Participant

    I think finding the misstres won't be the problem. Getting a leash to hold you, might…  ;)

    October 18, 2010 at 10:10 pm #18860
    Lover
    Participant

    I am not a mistress, but I'm sure to be a very famous tamer :D

    October 18, 2010 at 10:11 pm #18861
    Anonymous
    Guest

    yes i know you were generalizing  ::)

    wildcat sounds like a lot of fun  ;D

    October 18, 2010 at 10:14 pm #18862
    Adera
    Participant

    I just thought a mistress would be better at holding me back from jumping straight guys 😮 :P.

    October 18, 2010 at 11:05 pm #18863
    TightFit74
    Participant

    Would a good mistress really need a leash to hold you back?

    October 18, 2010 at 11:49 pm #18864
    Adera
    Participant

    Ofcourse she would, I'm a wildcat at the moment :P… and I might receive a good spanking for not obeying 😮 :D.

    October 19, 2010 at 10:21 am #18865
    TightFit74
    Participant

    In that case, maybe a reinforced leash would be best ;)

    October 19, 2010 at 12:36 pm #18866
    JennyT
    Participant

    Sex?
    oh come on, you all miss General Chat and it's brilliant pick up lines!

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