The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[beachbeauty]

Beach… I think I've had Mr 11 Inches try to contact me to. (Yes in spite of the gay thing.  )

Maybe it is because of the gay thing, but I have to think 11 inches would be painful. I may have mentioned him in this thread, but in whichever one it was… it's a pussy not a damn clown car!

lol 

[Unhealer]

lmao a chick just randomly messages me “you pay me 200A$?” “maybe” “blah blah blah blah” “maybe” “I have other guys, but I'll wait for you” “mk” “you pay me?” “ok” “why didnt you pay me?” “in a sec” “are you gonig to pay me or not” “maybe”
fucking bitch probably harasses all the guys on here, it says shes “homo” and she initiated the conversations with me aha

[Lover]

Cold invite, time ran down. Then “Hi”, followed by two more invitations. Again “Hi, please take me” I reply, “No, I'm chatting with a friend.”
“Ok.” Invitation. “Let's talk.” Again I say “Hey, I am chatting with a friend, not with you.” “Ok.”
“Please take me, add to yahoo and fuck me…”
Ignore

[Adera]

I must say that I'm still supprised about that kind of behaviour, its like they are cavemen and unable to communicate .

[Anonymous]

or cavewomen 

[Lover]

[Adera]

I was just generalizing but yes cavewomen as well . At the moment in Achat I think of myself as a wildcat in my nice leopard stockings, I hope you guys think thats better than a cavewoman :-*. A mistress to hold me back in a leash would be fun .

[TightFit74]

I think finding the misstres won't be the problem. Getting a leash to hold you, might… 

[Lover]

I am not a mistress, but I'm sure to be a very famous tamer

[Anonymous]

yes i know you were generalizing  :

wildcat sounds like a lot of fun 

[Adera]

I just thought a mistress would be better at holding me back from jumping straight guys 😮 .

[TightFit74]

Would a good mistress really need a leash to hold you back?

[Adera]

Ofcourse she would, I'm a wildcat at the moment … and I might receive a good spanking for not obeying 😮 .

[TightFit74]

In that case, maybe a reinforced leash would be best

[JennyT]

Sex?
oh come on, you all miss General Chat and it's brilliant pick up lines!

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