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  • #18868
    Bear
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      Sex?
      oh come on, you all miss General Chat and it's brilliant pick up lines!

      typically respond to that “Male”

      #18869
      TightFit74
      Participant

        Jenny, I do! miss General Chat…lol

        #18870
        Antebellum
        Participant

          Congrats on the 300….and…still waiting for that riding lesson…  :-* 

          #18871
          Bear
          Participant

            Haven't forgotten my dear,…besides I have a new box of Junior Mints by the bedside waiting for you

            #18872
            Adera
            Participant

              I just checked in achat and someone completly random has left me her msn while I've been offline.

              #18873
              Lover
              Participant

                Now you know about your big attraction ;)

                #18874
                sinnnn
                Participant

                  I hate when they ask if I want to msn or “CHAT”.  Or the message that say “Hey you want to see my real DIck?”  I mean really isn't that what lil boys use to ask us in school.  WTF do I want to see a picture of it for.  I know what a dick looks like.  Unless it does something REALLY unique, I don't need to see a picture. 

                  Oh my other favorite is, “Hi, its been a long time how are you?”  Honestly I never talked to this person ever but they would have me think that we have.  Mind games.  Mind games now, lol.

                  #18875
                  Adera
                  Participant

                    I've been approach by a guy saying “I was just fucked by a big black cock”, I really don't know what to respond to that… maybe “good for you”.

                    #18876
                    Bear
                    Participant

                      Not certain if you are writing what you meant,…some guy saying he was fucked by a BBC? ::)

                      If you're getting cold calls, with that opening line,…and are offended…I told the groupie once when she was pestered by such a one to simply say

                      “How quaint,…but my boyfriend is a full blooded Sioux and I am not interested in downsizing”

                      #18877
                      Adera
                      Participant

                        Yeah he told he was fucked by an BBC, there are quite a few guys out there that wants a mistress shemale to fuck them.

                        #18878
                        Anonymous

                          could be a bi-guy…or a homo

                          and i don't get it. who says that the girls have to reply to every obnoxious comment they get from the guys. i know there is fun in that…putting the guy in his place…but wouldn't it be just as easy to ignore them and not comment at all?

                          #18879
                          Bear
                          Participant

                            They don't,..I would ignore or just say no thanks,..but some are persistent.

                            Sounds he was looking for a partner for his fantasy with Adera,..unless he was being obnoxiously pushy about it, I'd ignore

                            Tell her him you are Lofn incarnate  more than capable of giving him pleasure…

                            #18880
                            Janine Dee
                            Participant

                              Lofn?

                              And I ignore because I have the genuine concern that any sort of acknowledgment would be taken as encouragement.

                              #18881
                              Adera
                              Participant

                                I just found it to be a bad pick up line. I usually ignore them or just tell them I'm sorry and that I'm not into that.

                                #18882
                                Bear
                                Participant

                                  Lofn?

                                  Scandinavian Goddess of illicit passion ;D

                                  primarily a facilitator of marriage,..but known to cross and encourage the,..forbidden

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