The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Adera]

Oh, but its just one lil post abit off topic

[Bear]

As columns tend to around here,..but that is the fun part

[TightFit74]

I hadn't noticed 

[sinnnn]

OMG I turn my back for a sec and I'm being felt up on.

As columns tend to around here,..but that is the fun part

Yes it does,  following the rules all the time just sucks(not in a good way either )

[Adera]

But I haven't had a chance in “Staying Late” yet. *pout*

[Adera]

“Mouth fuck!?” then invite.

My brain told me “caveman” at once and I clicked decline.

then “No sex?” from the same guy… really, take the hint.

[TightFit74]

Darling Adera, some people are so thick, they can't see what's in front of them if their nose was rubbed in it. Aren't they funny? 

[Janine Dee]

“Mouth fuck!?” then invite.

My brain told me “caveman”

LOL!!!! Actually that sounds like a Development Team planning session. 

[Bear]

hmm,…certainly seems to support to the concept of carry a big stick

received this one after a date,…while lingering in chat for a bit just to talk, had to laugh

Her:Sex?
Me no, but ty for invite
Her No fuck me?
Me: no,…I am spent
Her: No, no,..no pay me

[Adera]

Ahaha I like those messages to you Bear… what was she thinking.

[sinnnn]

Well you have to admit she is a keeper.  She was free and she wanted a Bear.  Usually its.  Sex?  You pay me?  I show picture, yes? :

At least its better than the chic who called me a puta because I didn't want to go in the room with her.  Really going in the room with her would have made me a puta.  Besides think I'm kind of spoiled now .

[TightFit74]

This conversation happened to me yesterday

her: sex?
Me: no thank you
her: i ask little gift
Me: I only gift my spouse, if she would let me
Her: i fuck better
Me: sorry, really not interested, especially when asked for a gift
Her: but i only ask little
Me: I only gift my spouse
Her: She's a bitch, i fuck better

I try to be polite, understand some people missing basic communicative skills, but can't get over the swearing when the answer is no. Especially when it is someone dear to me

[sinnnn]

Polite my ass, as soon as she stepped over the line(calling my Boo a bitch) she would have been told where to go, how to go about it and I'd enjoy my spouse sending her there. 

Sooo do you remember her name Tight?  Just asking .

[Bear]

hmmm that is a line no one gets to cross,…take it out on me no problem,..draw my Lover into this and the gloves are off.

Same here sinnnn,…I have been spoiled

[Janine Dee]

In my opinion they are going too far when they are hailing looking for gifts. I would prefer they didn't put it in the their message, but you can ignore that, when they are harassing you it's the digital equivalent of the street walker.

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