The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[sinnnn]

Well I'll admit this, I added a friend whose English was not all that great.    I realized he used the best he had to get my attention.  After that it was.

Hi
I want fuck
come now
(invite)

Hi
we sex now
come now
I want fuck
(invite)

Really, in a twisted way thats kind of cute, because he tried.  I never went in a room with him.  I would say busy and go in the room real quick with robot girl or boy(whoever I typed up fastest).  I feel bad but all I can think of is, damn if thats all he has to say, if I go in a room with him I'm goin to just be watching the avatars fuck.  Really for all that I could just watch a good porn.  For ppl that learn a 2nd, 3rd language much repect cause I couldn't learn another to save my life.  Nice ppl but the lanuage barrier can be difficult.

[Adera]

I roomed with a few people like that in the beginning, its very boring and the sad thing is usually that they are very thankful afterwards.

[TightFit74]

I feel lucky for being able to speak 3 languages fluently, one language mediocre and one language a little bit. I had my encounters with ppl who didn't know enough of english to be able to hold a conversation. And since i tyope more than move  , these are not the most interesting meetings. I guess that's why there have been quesitons about opening langauge rooms, so that ppl who speak the same language can ifnd eachother more easily

[Bear]

I feel lucky for being able to speak 3 languages fluently, one language mediocre and one language a little bit. I had my encounters with ppl who didn't know enough of english to be able to hold a conversation. And since i tyope more than move  , these are not the most interesting meetings. I guess that's why there have been quesitons about opening langauge rooms, so that ppl who speak the same language can ifnd eachother more easily

almost as bad as when they can speak English and can't carry a decent conversation….

[TightFit74]

Agreed… but the latter is worse…

[TightFit74]

This happened just now:

Her: Hello
Me: Hi
(invite)
Her: Now let's see what bad boy you are
(invite)
Me: I do like to chat before I go to the action… I became pretty picky…
Her: O ok

nothing heard from her after that…

[Adera]

A good one on the other hand is “how are you princess?”, the last word makes that line alot better.

[FxmaN]

Well,
The thing you should pay attention is;
If the people you'r talking is already turned on and ready for sex, He-She doesnt even need the “Lets first talk a bit” thing.

But, if he – she is not already turned on, not in the mood, ofcourse you should talk to them first, and chat a little.

The point is : if he-she is already turned on, and ready, or not, before you type…
You can never know…

[Anonymous]

and you know what happens when she is turned on and ready for you and doesn't want to talk first and you take her in a room?…she gets what she wants and leaves. i used to have that happen to me a lot…not any more

[Bear]

@FxmaN I think I understand what you are stating,…you get what you reap though,…blind come-ons may work,…but in the end you may be offending many,.. people one might have a great pleasure just to know. Pretty much the point of this thread,.a mockery of those impatient, with pointed and blunted come-ons.

I understand it is a sex chat,…but bobbler said it exactly,…some just want it,…do it,..and once done, that's it.

The hopeless passionate romantic that  I am I might add:
The majority that post here are expecting a bit more,…develop interest of attraction,…takes time, isn't always an immediate payoff,…but at least when it does happen two people have enough of a common attraction/interest to make the encounter a bit more meaningful,…if you are lucky and inclined it develops into a friendship beyond sex. For the most part that is enough. The sex is good,…company fine,…

From such, that intangible thread,..there can develop a deeper sense to the encounter,..”presence”, there are just some people that bring it….maybe it's a choice in words they use,…their personality…crap I don't know…met them,…not certain how it occurs.

I use to write….certainly can string words together, spin a story and muddle my way through and lead someone to an orgasm,…but it doesn't mean I feel anything,…other than what someone pointed out,…a sense of a job well done,…perhaps praise,…that little rewarding rush of a writers glee for achieving a goal in your reader.

Ability to write doesn't mean I have presence.

I know when I can feel it in someone,…latch onto it,…feed off it,…and they feed from me,…words aren't muddled,..they flow in responses,…intensifies,..rages in a crescendo of passion that leaves you both panting,…trembling,…shaking from the experience…bring some emotional connection to the table besides,…and you'll be shaking your head at the wonder.

Well I'll get off the soapbox,…half a mind to delete what I just wrote, but there may be some noob who muddles in wondering what it is all about.

Well it's about both,..What FxmaN said and bobbler,…your choice on how to approach,..you need to talk to people, treat them with respect to know if there is a “presence” there, won't know on some cheap one line….

If it's the former approach, hope it's not your line we are laughing at here.

[Adera]

I do have “Talkative” set for a reason, though “Passionate” would be nice to have set aswell. :

[Anonymous]

talkative is right  and horny would work too 

[Adera]

Can't help that, its not my fault I kinda get worked up. *pout* (A-team, could you add a cute pouting smiley? )

[TightFit74]

Bear worded it like it feels to me sometimes. Sometimes the connection with a partner can be so intense, the meetings becomes a flow, a chain of action and reaction, accompanied by words that come out naturally, with-out hick-ups and break-ups. A meeting like that can linger in my mind for weeks.
Other hook-ups are lessintense, as Bear stated feeling pride for assisting the partner you're with, helping her achieve (him/him-her) pleasure. Not always pleasure for myself needed and guaranteed.
The meetings that make an impact are seldom and I cherish them. Made a connection with somene on a deeper level, showing something of myself that is usually hidden. A passion released, picked up by the other, stimulated into almost a high. Where character and personality mix with passion and lust and you give into eachother. Not physically touching, but a mental blowjob that remains a fixed memory…

[sinnnn]

and you know what happens when she is turned on and ready for you and doesn't want to talk first and you take her in a room?…she gets what she wants and leaves. i used to have that happen to me a lot…not any more

@bobby
HMmmm have you ever tried to cuddle first and after

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