The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Anonymous]

oh yes i have smartass…many many times…but:

A) it's so hard to do it with you because you always log off as soon as we finish fucking 
AND
i'm not talking about girls i get to know, because i cuddle with them quite a bit thank you very much. there have been occasions where (a while ago when i was less choosey) i would talk just a little bit with a girl and we would room. *those* are the girls i'm talking about…not my *special* girls 

[Anonymous]

a girl actually said to me yesterday…first words out of her mouth…”pooo”
wth???

[Adera]

She might have wanted to come off as cute, I never do that. :

[Anonymous]

i think maybe she was. because i told her no girl has ever said that to me before, and she said yes, just me. but then she was yellow like 5 minutes later so  :

and just what do you do when you log on looking for guys? 

[sinnnn]

I never log off as soon as we finished dammit. 

we talk, talking is cuddling in my book.  lol

maybe she missed spelled Boo?

[Bear]

looks like she found one of you missing vowels sinnnn

[sinnnn]

Look into my inner eye bear

[Lover]

Perhaps she wanted to frighten you? Like “Buh!”?

Sinnnn, your inner eye is…. where?

[Anonymous]

& now you're commenting on something from 3 weeks ago  :    :

& no…it was pooo 

[sinnnn]

@bobby
Hello this is me.  DUH.  I will comment on any damn thing I want, I don't care how long ago it was.  Just read it and accept it.  ROTFL

And you can look into my inner eye too.  :-* :-*

And did you ask her if she meant “Boo”? An “poo” is usually used if you get a rejection.  Did you rejected her without realizing?  :

[Anonymous]

if you read my earlier posts you wouldn't have to ask 

she spoke first, i questioned “pooo”, she said it was just her that would say that, like she was trying to be cute or unique. neither one of us rejected the other…well she kinda did reject me as she went yellow shortly after that      but it's not like i was looking for acceptance either cuz i wasn't

[sinnnn]

@bobby
Didn't care either way bobbycakes.  I just like picking with you.  ROTFL

[Anonymous]

then i'll just ignore all your comments from now on 

[Bear]

Inner third eye? You aren't going all zen like on me now? :

Besides I enjoy playing south of the border,… though let me get my poncho and sombrero first 

[sinnnn]

@bobby

Like You can. HAHAHAHAAHA

@bear

cigar?  like clint eastwood, from that famous gun fight scene?

[Author]

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