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  • #18957
    Anonymous
    Guest

    watch me

    #18958
    sinnnn
    Participant

    @bobby

    Umm you just replied to me.  “I HAVE THE POWER”  (chorus) HE-MAN

    #18959
    Bear
    Participant

    Man with no name? Yeah I did that look soooo long ago. Hat's long gone.

    Cigars? mmm :

    #18960
    sinnnn
    Participant

    @bear

    But its stil hot or is it just me that I think its still hot.  Man going to have to get The GOod, The Bad and The Ugly.  LOL

    #18961
    Harley1956
    Participant

    Not sure this is a pick up line topic…….. but……. frosts my b*lls to get a “cold” invite……. I look up the persons profile making the invitation……. and clearly on the inviter's profile they say…… COLD INVITES = IGNORE……. or NO COLD INVITES….

    double standard I guess……

    #18962
    Lover
    Participant

    Very strange Harley!

    “Read my profile and then invite me”

    It's not worth but – huh?

    #18963
    islandsun
    Participant

    How about  the guys , that  ask if I want to see  their real dick on web cam ! GROSS !

    #18964
    Janine Dee
    Participant

    I'll repeat it because Sunny's post reminded me.

    The people who have the camera angled right on their junk in their profile pic. Yes it's virtual, and no I'm not “scarred” but when someone messages me one of the first things I do is bring up their profile, and I have seen more flaccid avatar penis then I allow my mind to fully contemplate.

    #18965
    Adera
    Participant

    Well its not so gross… but it is unimaginative and I like to see more.

    About the zooming in on the avatars junk… well I rather see clothed avatars outside of the room and I'm quite curious about how people dress.

    #18966
    Janine Dee
    Participant

    I see the profile as a best first impression sort of thing. A way to introduce yourself. Zooming it in is like “This is my junk, and my name is…” I mean at this point the avatars privates are all the same anyway (pubic hair being a slight customization). So it's another of those “Hi I'm an asshole, and you don't want to waste your time with me.” flags.

    #18967
    Adera
    Participant

    Your so right about that Janine.

    #18968
    Anonymous
    Guest

    here's a new one:

    “hey you big dick”     

    i told her i don't room with someone who uses that line, she say's “you loss then”, i say not really, she says “tyeah thats right!!!” (must have been angry, hence the typo…and the 3 exclamation marks), then she puts me on ignore     

    and damn, i could have had a threesome with her & her girlfriend    : 

    #18969
    Adera
    Participant

    Lol, what a line. :

    #18970
    Lover
    Participant

    Girl: Hi
    I: Hi
    She:Sorry for talking to you, I am very new here and trying to find out how everything is working.
    I: You made it right. You start to talk instead of inviting at once.

    …The partner is offline or busy.

    Yes, she was busy. In a room, lol

    #18971
    Janine Dee
    Participant

    Actually Lover that might not have been a line. I remember when I logged on for the first time I was talking with a guy and explaining I was new. He invited me into a room and thinking like normal chat I figured it would just be to talk privately. I get into room, look around, and the box to bend me over and fuck me was flashing. I left right after that.  :

    So she might have not realized she was being brought into a room to fuck.

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