The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[sinnnn]

@bobby

Umm you just replied to me.  “I HAVE THE POWER”  (chorus) HE-MAN

[Bear]

Man with no name? Yeah I did that look soooo long ago. Hat's long gone.

Cigars? mmm :

[sinnnn]

@bear

But its stil hot or is it just me that I think its still hot.  Man going to have to get The GOod, The Bad and The Ugly.  LOL

[Harley1956]

Not sure this is a pick up line topic…….. but……. frosts my b*lls to get a “cold” invite……. I look up the persons profile making the invitation……. and clearly on the inviter's profile they say…… COLD INVITES = IGNORE……. or NO COLD INVITES….

double standard I guess……

[Lover]

Very strange Harley!

“Read my profile and then invite me”

It's not worth but – huh?

[islandsun]

How about  the guys , that  ask if I want to see  their real dick on web cam ! GROSS !

[Janine Dee]

I'll repeat it because Sunny's post reminded me.

The people who have the camera angled right on their junk in their profile pic. Yes it's virtual, and no I'm not “scarred” but when someone messages me one of the first things I do is bring up their profile, and I have seen more flaccid avatar penis then I allow my mind to fully contemplate.

[Adera]

Well its not so gross… but it is unimaginative and I like to see more.

About the zooming in on the avatars junk… well I rather see clothed avatars outside of the room and I'm quite curious about how people dress.

[Janine Dee]

I see the profile as a best first impression sort of thing. A way to introduce yourself. Zooming it in is like “This is my junk, and my name is…” I mean at this point the avatars privates are all the same anyway (pubic hair being a slight customization). So it's another of those “Hi I'm an asshole, and you don't want to waste your time with me.” flags.

[Adera]

Your so right about that Janine.

[Anonymous]

here's a new one:

“hey you big dick”     

i told her i don't room with someone who uses that line, she say's “you loss then”, i say not really, she says “tyeah thats right!!!” (must have been angry, hence the typo…and the 3 exclamation marks), then she puts me on ignore     

and damn, i could have had a threesome with her & her girlfriend    : 

[Adera]

Lol, what a line. :

[Lover]

Girl: Hi
I: Hi
She:Sorry for talking to you, I am very new here and trying to find out how everything is working.
I: You made it right. You start to talk instead of inviting at once.

…The partner is offline or busy.

Yes, she was busy. In a room, lol

[Janine Dee]

Actually Lover that might not have been a line. I remember when I logged on for the first time I was talking with a guy and explaining I was new. He invited me into a room and thinking like normal chat I figured it would just be to talk privately. I get into room, look around, and the box to bend me over and fuck me was flashing. I left right after that.  :

So she might have not realized she was being brought into a room to fuck.

[TightFit74]

Now, for some reason, hi doesn't work very well for guys as an opening line. Although it is better than: “fuck?”or “room?”. But girls seem to get away with it since 9 out of 10 openings by girls starts with “hi”. An example of a normal opening of a chat:

her: “hi”
Me: “hello”
Her: “How are you” (in all kinds of varities…)
Me: “I am fine, how are you?”
Her: “I am fine” (in all ways you can imagine)

And here the conversation stops. Since I like someone that is talkative and wants to get to know someone before hopping in bed, I would expect 'her' to continue the conversation. After all, she is the one that approached me. But very often I find that the girl just stops talking herself, but will reply when you send her a message:

Me: “have you been a member long?”
Her: “no”
*sigh*
Me: “so what are you looking for?”
Her: “fun”

Now, for me the “fun” stops here. I've stopped talking occasionally, then sending a message after an hour, and even getting a reply. Maybe I am a bit too demanding, but this feels so strange to me. Anyone else with a similar experience?

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