The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Janine Dee]

Agreed… it just baffles me. It's one thing if I had said something to him, but all I can figure is he saw me requesting people note the fact I am gay and went all Fred Phelps?

Funny thing is I went back and used my ignore list to find his profile… at that point he didn't have a single friend… but no wonder huh? 

[Lover]

“Hey guy. Did you ever had sex with a boy? If not you are missing something. So let's go” Somethink like this. In this point I absolutely agree with Janine. I don't need boys in my room

[Janine Dee]

LOL, and I know that's a true accounting of a real line, and it makes me sad even as I laugh.

[sinnnn]

“Will you be my Mommy?”  excuse me have to go vomit now.

[sinnnn]

Got this one last night while chatting with my best bud with benefits.

Hi Blacky

Now whats wrong with that greeting?!

[Janine Dee]

What isn't? That's not even sarcasm… really what isn't wrong with the greeting? Again, the thought processes of those fools baffles me. Then again I take it as a source of pride I can't even understand the path of reasoning that would lead to thinking that line would get anything BUT scorn.

You almost have to wonder if some are masochists who are just looking for some verbal humiliation and getting off on that.

[sinnnn]

Well I gave into the verbal part.  I hope it taught him a lesson. 

[Janine Dee]

Unless of course he WAS a masochist and beating off as you tore into him.  :

[sinnnn]

He could have just asked me to do it instead of using that stupid ass greeting. 

[Anonymous]

Got this one last night while chatting with my best bud with benefits.

Hi Blacky

Now whats wrong with that greeting?!

awwwww  :-*

[Urban]

“Do you wanna fuck me for xxxA$?”

Almost the same but by somebody tagged as Female homo  :. Dunno why but i have decline  .

[Anonymous]

“Do you wanna fuck me for xxxA$?”

Almost the same but by somebody tagged as Female homo  :. Dunno why but i have decline  .

i've had a few homo females asking me to fuck them too and i'm like…WTF?!?!?  one (Premium) girl was even quite aggressive about it.  she's on my ignore list now 

[Janine Dee]

I've heard it said that some take “homo” to try to filter out room requests, but yes I too have had male homo's trying to Cold Invite me, and when searching female/homo saw they were willing to have sex with guys for A$… I've considered trying to explain what homo means, but I'm afraid I might mess up and use words with more then one syllable and confuse them.

[sinnnn]

I like pink on black girls.  (invite)

come to my party.  (invite)

I wannt give you a present if you accept. (invite)     

[Bear]

Had a guy ask if I was ready to come out of the closet,…Told him no, that my girlfriend was in here with me, we were busy and to go away.

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