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  • #18702
    Lover
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      “Hey guy. Did you ever had sex with a boy? If not you are missing something. So let's go” Somethink like this. In this point I absolutely agree with Janine. I don't need boys in my room :D

      #18703
      Janine Dee
      Participant

        LOL, and I know that's a true accounting of a real line, and it makes me sad even as I laugh.

        #18704
        sinnnn
        Participant

          “Will you be my Mommy?”  excuse me have to go vomit now.

          #18705
          sinnnn
          Participant

            Got this one last night while chatting with my best bud with benefits.

            Hi Blacky

            Now whats wrong with that greeting?! :P

            #18706
            Janine Dee
            Participant

              What isn't? That's not even sarcasm… really what isn't wrong with the greeting? Again, the thought processes of those fools baffles me. Then again I take it as a source of pride I can't even understand the path of reasoning that would lead to thinking that line would get anything BUT scorn.

              You almost have to wonder if some are masochists who are just looking for some verbal humiliation and getting off on that.

              #18707
              sinnnn
              Participant

                Well I gave into the verbal part.  I hope it taught him a lesson.  :-

                #18708
                Janine Dee
                Participant

                  Unless of course he WAS a masochist and beating off as you tore into him.  ::)

                  #18709
                  sinnnn
                  Participant

                    He could have just asked me to do it instead of using that stupid ass greeting.  :P

                    #18710
                    Anonymous

                      Got this one last night while chatting with my best bud with benefits.

                      Hi Blacky

                      Now whats wrong with that greeting?! :P

                      awwwww  :-*

                      #18711
                      Urban
                      Participant

                        “Do you wanna fuck me for xxxA$?”

                        Almost the same but by somebody tagged as Female homo  ::). Dunno why but i have decline  ;D.

                        #18712
                        Anonymous

                          “Do you wanna fuck me for xxxA$?”

                          Almost the same but by somebody tagged as Female homo  ::). Dunno why but i have decline  ;D.

                          i've had a few homo females asking me to fuck them too and i'm like…WTF?!?!?  one (Premium) girl was even quite aggressive about it.  she's on my ignore list now  ;D

                          #18713
                          Janine Dee
                          Participant

                            I've heard it said that some take “homo” to try to filter out room requests, but yes I too have had male homo's trying to Cold Invite me, and when searching female/homo saw they were willing to have sex with guys for A$… I've considered trying to explain what homo means, but I'm afraid I might mess up and use words with more then one syllable and confuse them.

                            #18714
                            sinnnn
                            Participant

                              I like pink on black girls.  (invite)

                              come to my party.  (invite)

                              I wannt give you a present if you accept. (invite)     :P :P :P :P :P :P

                              #18715
                              Bear
                              Participant

                                Had a guy ask if I was ready to come out of the closet,…Told him no, that my girlfriend was in here with me, we were busy and to go away.

                                #18716
                                Anonymous

                                  i've had a number of homo and hetero guys ask me to the room.  i give the hetero guys a hard time about it, like why the hell you asking me in a room if you're hetero?!?!?  one hetero guy said he wanted to experiment, he actually talked to me about it, he then changed his profile to bi and went looking for guys  :D

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