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  • December 28, 2010 at 5:23 pm #18989
    Bear
    Participant

    thank god for the return of copy paste :

    That would have been enough to qualify for an ignore.

    December 28, 2010 at 10:51 pm #18990
    TightFit74
    Participant

    Who ever said spammers were non-premium?

    December 29, 2010 at 2:34 am #18991
    Anonymous
    Guest

    nah…that didn't bother me…not at all. she sent it all at once & didn't bother me any more. i have a high tolerance for spammers or rude comments & don't put people on ignore all that easily. some of you people have really quick triggers…

    December 29, 2010 at 5:11 am #18992
    Bear
    Participant

    Spamming would bother me if it was a repeated comment,..otherwise I rarely ignore..most ladies are receptive to the gentle “Maybe later at the moment I am busy”

    Though I had one looking for a Dom,…repeated invited me pestered about serving even after explaining I was busy. Finally had to tell her that as a good sub they would follow instructions…and punishment would be given when we did room for such insolence…that seemed to quiet her down

    December 29, 2010 at 9:27 am #18993
    Janine Dee
    Participant

    It's a sad truth that a great many subs expect the Dom to make them do what they want the Dom to make them do rather then what the Dom wants them to do.

    December 29, 2010 at 6:27 pm #18994
    Harley1956
    Participant

    I never get picked up…… so even a “bad” pick up line would sound good to me……

    * sad puppy dog eyes *

    December 29, 2010 at 8:39 pm #18995
    Bear
    Participant

    Harley I'll start sending them your way…no need to extend thanks

    December 29, 2010 at 11:24 pm #18996
    Adera
    Participant

    You sure about that Harley… I just got “would u like to use me” from a girl and “u need to be used 2nite” from a guy when I tried the new outfits.

    January 4, 2011 at 3:44 pm #18997
    Adera
    Participant

    Got a quite funny one earlier from a girl “I want your slutty cock”.

    January 5, 2011 at 12:32 am #18998
    Anonymous
    Guest

    did you give it to her? 

    January 5, 2011 at 12:29 pm #18999
    Adera
    Participant

    No, I went to the supermarket.

    January 5, 2011 at 9:47 pm #19000
    Anonymous
    Guest

       

    January 5, 2011 at 10:59 pm #19001
    Bear
    Participant

    Wonder what's on her shopping list… :

    January 5, 2011 at 11:04 pm #19002
    Adera
    Participant

    Just food and I had to get some ice cream.

    January 7, 2011 at 7:44 pm #18984
    Anonymous
    Guest

    no sex toys? 

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