The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[sinnnn]

really?  soooo what do you have? :

[Adera]

Hmm just a few buttplugs, vibrators and dildos… so I think I've got quite alot, though some S&M stuff would be fun.

Don't like it when vibrators stop working, guess I should buy a more expensive one with more quality. *pout*

Oh, I have a douche and a shower douche aswell but they're not really sextoys.

Btw there is a really nice and helpfull lady working in the sexshop over here. I Guess she gets happy when there's someone who's not very embarassed about asking questions while shopping there.

What do you have Sinnnn? :

[sinnnn]

lol, I have a several bullets, double headed dildo(easier to to myself with, holding the other end),  plug, nipple clamps,  broke some that I totally have to replace. 

[Adera]

Hmm should get myself some good vibrating nipple clamps.

I've got a quite long dildo for when I want a good hold but using a double ended one is quite clever.

Maybe I should get something vibrating for my dick too, like a ring.

[Janine Dee]

I've found the vibrating clamps a little overrated. Since they are made of metal you can just touch a vib to them and it will conduct it well enough. Without shelling out a lot more cash, and without an inordinate amount of weight from the vibrator itself.

[Bear]

Hmmmm…course of discussion worth it's own thread. I like knowing what toys the partners have

Better yet,…the little tips that you ladies share on the use. 

imagine extra batteries on that shopping list. :

[Adera]

Bear, I've got rechargeable batteries.

[sinnnn]

I keep loosing mines.  The worst thing is when they die and your close to cumming, fumbling round for replacements suck.

[Jay98980]

Hello all love to read the banter between the regulars here is better than reading some of the profiles in AChat. As for the worst pick up line i've recieved that would easily be “give” that was it no hello or anything just “give” wonder what the hell goes through some peoples minds.

As for my best well it was just me looking at a profile and noticing the avatar stuck in the corner so i asked her why she was hiding. Found out that non-prem users cannot change their clothing even though they have already bought it and she didn't feel like flashing at everybody things kinda went from there. 

[islandsun]

  worst pick up line happened this past summer ,  A guy says to me  wow who we have here shania twains  twin sister ! lol  must of been the cowboy hat  hehehee

[Lover]

Girl: Hi
Me: Hi (name), good morning

Girl: Are you good in girl making cum?

LOL

[TightFit74]

Him: Hi, wanna fuck my pussy for free?
Me: uhm, you're a guy
Him: so? It's free today
Me: read my profile, I am hetero, not into men
Him: so? So am I

wtf???  😮

[Adera]

@Tight: …lol, that was quite strange.

[Janine Dee]

*Looks at Tight's post, takes a breath to speak, pauses, let's it out. Takes another.*

Unless it was some sort of inflatable, molded silicone type offering he was making I think someone needs to explain to this guy what a pussy is.

[Adera]

Hmm yeah but some tend to refer to it as their “ass pussy”, “boy pussy” or the likes. The difference is of course very big but some likes to make these word plays. Same goes with the references I've heard about my dick… “cockette” was somewhat funny. I think its a way to put things in a more feminine context, personally I tend to refer to my thing as “dick” or “penis” rather than cock as a cock seems like something far more manly.

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