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  • January 7, 2011 at 7:47 pm #18985
    Adera
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      Pffh yeah, I think I've got enough of those for now. :P

      January 8, 2011 at 12:18 am #19003
      sinnnn
      Participant

        really?  soooo what do you have? ::)

        January 8, 2011 at 1:33 am #19004
        Adera
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          Hmm just a few buttplugs, vibrators and dildos… so I think I've got quite alot, though some S&M stuff would be fun. :P

          Don't like it when vibrators stop working, guess I should buy a more expensive one with more quality. *pout*

          Oh, I have a douche and a shower douche aswell but they're not really sextoys.

          Btw there is a really nice and helpfull lady working in the sexshop over here. I Guess she gets happy when there's someone who's not very embarassed about asking questions while shopping there. :P

          What do you have Sinnnn? ::)

          January 8, 2011 at 3:10 am #19005
          sinnnn
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            lol, I have a several bullets, double headed dildo(easier to to myself with, holding the other end),  plug, nipple clamps,  broke some that I totally have to replace.  ;)

            January 8, 2011 at 2:23 pm #19006
            Adera
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              Hmm should get myself some good vibrating nipple clamps.

              I've got a quite long dildo for when I want a good hold but using a double ended one is quite clever. :P

              Maybe I should get something vibrating for my dick too, like a ring.

              January 8, 2011 at 5:20 pm #19007
              Janine Dee
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                I've found the vibrating clamps a little overrated. Since they are made of metal you can just touch a vib to them and it will conduct it well enough. Without shelling out a lot more cash, and without an inordinate amount of weight from the vibrator itself.

                January 8, 2011 at 7:16 pm #19008
                Bear
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                  Hmmmm…course of discussion worth it's own thread. I like knowing what toys the partners have ;D

                  Better yet,…the little tips that you ladies share on the use.  ;)

                  imagine extra batteries on that shopping list. ::)

                  January 8, 2011 at 9:07 pm #19009
                  Adera
                  Participant

                    Bear, I've got rechargeable batteries. :P

                    January 9, 2011 at 2:56 am #19010
                    sinnnn
                    Participant

                      I keep loosing mines.  The worst thing is when they die and your close to cumming, fumbling round for replacements suck. :P

                      January 16, 2011 at 9:28 am #19011
                      Jay98980
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                        Hello all love to read the banter between the regulars here is better than reading some of the profiles in AChat. As for the worst pick up line i've recieved that would easily be “give” that was it no hello or anything just “give” wonder what the hell goes through some peoples minds.

                        As for my best well it was just me looking at a profile and noticing the avatar stuck in the corner so i asked her why she was hiding. Found out that non-prem users cannot change their clothing even though they have already bought it and she didn't feel like flashing at everybody things kinda went from there.  :D

                        January 16, 2011 at 2:41 pm #19012
                        islandsun
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                            :D worst pick up line happened this past summer ,  A guy says to me  wow who we have here shania twains  twin sister ! lol  must of been the cowboy hat  hehehee

                          January 25, 2011 at 8:04 am #19013
                          Lover
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                            Girl: Hi
                            Me: Hi (name), good morning

                            Girl: Are you good in girl making cum?

                            LOL

                            January 25, 2011 at 11:14 am #19014
                            TightFit74
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                              Him: Hi, wanna fuck my pussy for free?
                              Me: uhm, you're a guy
                              Him: so? It's free today
                              Me: read my profile, I am hetero, not into men
                              Him: so? So am I

                              wtf???  😮

                              January 25, 2011 at 12:25 pm #19015
                              Adera
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                                @Tight: …lol, that was quite strange.

                                January 25, 2011 at 4:56 pm #19016
                                Janine Dee
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                                  *Looks at Tight's post, takes a breath to speak, pauses, let's it out. Takes another.*

                                  Unless it was some sort of inflatable, molded silicone type offering he was making I think someone needs to explain to this guy what a pussy is.

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