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  • January 26, 2011 at 11:24 pm #19034
    Urban
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      Worst one I ever got was a guy just came right out and asked if I wanted to watch him stick a spoon in his butt on cam.
      IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE

      Tea spoon or soup spoon ?  ;D

      January 26, 2011 at 11:42 pm #19035
      Lover
      Participant

        Girl: Do you wanna se naked pics from em?  (I post it literally)
        Me: I don't know  (think I confused her, lol)

        January 27, 2011 at 8:13 am #19036
        Bear
        Participant

          wonder who em was?
          wonder if they knew naked pictures of them floating about ::)

          January 27, 2011 at 8:26 am #19037
          Unhealer
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            fucking cold invites from guys, I said I was bi to stop pissing the shemales off

            January 27, 2011 at 2:48 pm #19038
            Anonymous

              @urban I didnt want to find out. IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE

              January 27, 2011 at 3:15 pm #19039
              islandsun
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                One  guy does`nt say hi ! He just keeps coming at me with >You want to fuck my big black cock !  Ah  so classy >NOT<  I just know I`m going to get into trouble here ! I  want to soooooo  much ask him if he`s double jointed > he`ll say no why ? > I`LL say  ……. ah  TO BAD  then you can`t suck your self off ! buddy !  …….. I know I`m bad !  Man I got in trouble w that line before !

                January 27, 2011 at 4:20 pm #19040
                Unhealer
                Participant

                  my thumbs double jointed… cant suck my own cock though

                  January 27, 2011 at 5:24 pm #19041
                  Adera
                  Participant

                    I've seen a shemale do that to herself, I had to try it after that. I figured I would be able to do it since I'm limber but I couldn't. Well she had a longer cock than me so she cheated. *pout*

                    @Christina: A spoon… ewwwww.

                    I was just online chatting with Christina and a guy starts chatting to me writing all the nasty stuff he could think of at the moment. “Like incest?”, “Want to be my stepsister”, “come and fuck my tight ass”, “I cum a lot” and even more stuff. I don't care about people approaching me like that and incest is not in my book.

                    January 27, 2011 at 5:32 pm #19042
                    Unhealer
                    Participant

                      i get that from almost every girl on there who dares lift a finger to initiate conversations. “wanna fuck me?” “im so wet” “blah blah blah something about how I like to lick assholes or swallow cum or something”
                      yeah im pretty flexible too, would have to go back into taekwondo or something similar to get my splits back though

                      January 27, 2011 at 6:30 pm #19043
                      Anonymous

                        A very quick path to my ignore list is to start wanting “family time” on Achat. YUCK!

                        January 27, 2011 at 7:50 pm #19044
                        Unhealer
                        Participant

                          monday night is family game night

                          January 28, 2011 at 12:23 am #19045
                          islandsun
                          Participant

                            OK  now I remeber : one guy 1 yr ago up until 2 months ago ! He would call me the worst names and demand me to go into the room w him . Me as hard headed  as I am , was calm ,polite just told him I` m talking to my friends , he still went on ! WELL SORRY TO SAY  !  They next time he invited me I accepted , ah I BITCH SLAPPED HIM >Moral > be nice > will be nasty when mutual ! p.s he said hi a month ago !

                            January 28, 2011 at 12:56 am #19046
                            Adera
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                              Ahaha there are some really stupid people out there, a girl came onto me asking for how long I wanted to play with her offering prices for different amount of time. I can't help but dislike that delusional girl now, why in the world would I pay for sex with her when it is probably boring as shit too. I'm saving my A$ for clothes and poses. If she wants better success she should try to pick up people having Sex Maniac in their profile rather than Talkative.

                              January 28, 2011 at 1:16 am #19047
                              islandsun
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                                @ Adera …….. I`m down with that  !

                                January 28, 2011 at 2:34 am #19048
                                sinnnn
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                                  Hey Adera,
                                  5min-100A$
                                  30-500A$

                                  A kiss and a smile, priceless :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

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