The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Unhealer]

if they come to me I lead them on for 10 minutes and block them

[Bear]

Looking for a sponsor is an interesting one hit on me tonight.

“I am sad…My subscription has expired. Will you add me as a lover and take care of me?”

She had like 30 lovers already most of them female….would have figured the girls would have kicked in if they were going to miss her.

[Adera]

Lol Sinnnn, for that kind of money your tongue has to be damn good.

@Janine: Her english was initially a bit bad and she didn't say anything in response when I started bitching to her. I think that told me enough about her quality, but I wasn't even interested to begin with.

@Bear: That sounds like someone looking for her sugar daddy.

Whores irl might have circumstances that are really sad and makes them have to do what they do. Whores at Achat… they just seem like whores and nothing else to me.

[Unhealer]

When im browsing the list I block anyone asking for A$ in the description, that way theyre marked so I dont talk to them and they dont approach me at some point

[sinnnn]

@Adera

It is. It is. (LOL) you will most def get your imaginary money worth.

@Bear
she sounds like a lost puppy.  Your nice, I would have said sure, but you have to do a few things first.  Say this on your comment, change your sexually prefernce, this and that.  Then I would say never mind.  Yes I know, cruel, but I never said I was nice.
Sugar Daddies, please.  Sugar Dick sounds better.

[Urban]

Hey Adera,
5min-100A$
30-500A$

A kiss and a smile, priceless :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

5min you have only enought time to shake hand and say hello 

[Adera]

Yeah you know Sinnnn is high class and expensive and for some a handshake is enough… lol.

Though I'm not entirely sure about that tongue, but according to Janine its seems like it can have girls squirming.

[islandsun]

Hahahaha ! 1 guy says I well be knelling for him some day and he looks forward to the collars ! LOL ! That I`ll break down  ,hahaha plz ! I have no one on my ignore list , I just counter react ! And they just leave me alone ! Did take a while w 1 married guy like hate relation ship ! Then he introduce me too his real wife , that doesn`t do ceurtain things > he wanted me too show her and tell her what I was doing ! FREAKCO !  wow me doing sex 101  lessons  hehehe !

[Adera]

Sunny, when are the practical lessons? I hope I get that guy from class B as my lab partner.

[islandsun]

@ ADERA  LOL  hey I`m going for the lab teacher in the tight jeans !  hehehee    psst and adera thanks w , talking w me ! your a very nice person    sunny

[Adera]

Thanks Sunny, it was just fun talking to you.

[Unhealer]

does anyone need me to show them how to get g-spot orgasms while were on the subject?

[Anonymous]

Here's a line I seem to be getting more and more of.  “Baby I not good english speak.  You fuck want me.?”

[islandsun]

@ Sinnnn     LOL   Sugar dick    + Sweet meat  = sweet tooth anyone !  p.s I must be crazy ! i did check out sugar daddy .com  hehehe…………………….Now that`s a meat market ! not for me !

[Bear]

hmm,…might send them there next time I get that type of a request…

She wasn't looking for a sugar daddy,…only a sucker

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