The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

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February 1, 2011 at 8:46 pm #19065
TightFit74
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lol, so 'sucker daddy' from now on?
February 1, 2011 at 11:40 pm #19066
Urban
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@christinnak :

I'm already outside :-*
February 2, 2011 at 3:20 am #19067
Anonymous
Well Urban, I have to say. I'll watch you try and get that one in your butt. Hope you have lots of lube. Ill bring the popcorn. 😮
February 2, 2011 at 1:00 pm #19068
islandsun
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@ Christinak lol Hold back the butter ! > lol cause @ Urban is going too need it ! hahahaha
February 2, 2011 at 7:24 pm #19069
islandsun
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Do you want to fuck for $150.00
February 3, 2011 at 2:07 pm #19070
TightFit74
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He can use Urban's lube if it is too tight…lol
February 4, 2011 at 12:33 am #19071
islandsun
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Cold Invites hmm I decline > then they say why not >or whats wrong w me ! Dudes go back playing pack man !
February 4, 2011 at 5:32 pm #19072
Lover
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Girl: “Do you want my pussy for 500?”
I: “No, better you keep it”

Unfortunately I could not go on with this talk, she didn't answer anymore
February 5, 2011 at 3:13 pm #19073
islandsun
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Shaking my head ! ??? Guys that come out w Want to see my real hard cock , then they give their email ! YUCK !
February 5, 2011 at 3:36 pm #19074
Adera
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Yeah some really want to show it off it seems, I've got a few offers like that.
February 5, 2011 at 3:54 pm #19075
Bear
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I am waiting for someone to put their collection out in an album. Make a coffee table book out of it.
February 5, 2011 at 6:04 pm #19076
Lover
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We're “just” collecting them. Maybe we should create a listing and then vote for the best (worst?) 5? Think about a vote each month and then celebrate the “best of the year”

If you agree, I'll think about doing it!
February 5, 2011 at 9:25 pm #19077
Zinah
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I lie about my age. Not because I'm ashamed, I'm a proud and wild 41 years. I suspect 50 might be the year I feel old. … I digress.

When I used my real age, I was accosted by:
- I love mature pussy!
- Are you married? Do you have kids? (I asked why this mattered?) “…because I love MILF's“
February 5, 2011 at 9:34 pm #19078
islandsun
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@ welcome Zinah to the forum just tell them this > I . D . Y D < MEANS I`ll do your daddy !! hehehe ! You can call me Sunny! Just have fun !
February 6, 2011 at 12:17 am #19079
Urban
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I lie about my age. Not because I'm ashamed, I'm a proud and wild 41 years. I suspect 50 might be the year I feel old. … I digress.

When I used my real age, I was accosted by:

I love mature pussy!

Are you married? Do you have kids? (I asked why this mattered?) “…because I love MILF's“

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It got worse from there, so I changed my age. I don't mind being used to just get off, honestly! However, that said, I'd rather be greeted by a simple “Hello” any day of the week!
41 it's nice !!!!!
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