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  • #19064
    Bear
    Participant

      hmm,…might send them there next time I get that type of a request…

      She wasn't looking for a sugar daddy,…only a sucker

      #19065
      TightFit74
      Participant

        lol, so 'sucker daddy' from now on?  ;D

        #19066
        Urban
        Participant

          @christinnak :

          louche_rosle..jpg

          I'm already outside  :-*

          #19067
          Anonymous

            Well Urban, I have to say.  I'll watch you try and get that one in your butt. Hope you have lots of lube.  Ill bring the popcorn.  😮

            #19068
            islandsun
            Participant

              @ Christinak     lol  Hold back the butter ! > lol cause   @ Urban is going too need it !   ;D hahahaha 

              #19069
              islandsun
              Participant

                Do you want to fuck for $150.00 

                #19070
                TightFit74
                Participant

                  He can use Urban's lube if it is too tight…lol

                  #19071
                  islandsun
                  Participant

                    Cold  Invites hmm  I decline > then they say why not >or whats wrong w me !  Dudes go back playing pack man !

                    #19072
                    Lover
                    Participant

                      Girl: “Do you want my pussy for 500?”
                      I: “No, better you keep it”

                      Unfortunately I could not go on with this talk, she didn't answer anymore ;)

                      #19073
                      islandsun
                      Participant

                        Shaking my head !  ???  Guys that come out w Want to see my real hard cock , then they give their email  ! YUCK !

                        #19074
                        Adera
                        Participant

                          Yeah some really want to show it off it seems, I've got a few offers like that.

                          #19075
                          Bear
                          Participant

                            I am waiting for someone to put their collection out in an album.  Make a coffee table book out  of it.

                            #19076
                            Lover
                            Participant

                              We're “just” collecting them. Maybe we should create a listing and then vote for the best (worst?) 5? Think about a vote each month and then celebrate the “best of the year” :D

                              If you agree, I'll think about doing it!

                              #19077
                              Zinah
                              Participant

                                I lie about my age.  Not because I'm ashamed, I'm a proud and wild 41 years.  I suspect 50 might be the year I feel old.  …  I digress. 

                                When I used my real age, I was accosted by:

                                • I love mature pussy!
                                • Are you married?  Do you have kids?  (I asked why this mattered?)  “…because I love MILF's
                                • [/list]

                                  It got worse from there, so I changed my age.  I don't mind being used to just get off, honestly!  However, that said, I'd rather be greeted by a simple “Hello” any day of the week!

                                #19078
                                islandsun
                                Participant

                                  @ welcome Zinah to the forum  just tell them this > I . D . Y D  <  MEANS I`ll do your daddy !! hehehe !  ;D    You can call me Sunny!  Just have fun !

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