The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

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February 7, 2011 at 7:58 pm #19107
islandsun
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: If they would just > READ < why , their so miserably bombing out ! and the some are just plain assholes ! LOL
February 7, 2011 at 9:00 pm #19108
Janine Dee
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“Your loss.” Or in this case UR ALWAYS screams pathetic to me. I have never heard that said without the person sounding like a looser.
February 7, 2011 at 9:57 pm #19109
Adera
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I got “please impregnate me bb” from a girl earlier, I've gotten similar lines from guys too.
February 8, 2011 at 12:03 am #19110
islandsun
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@ Adera OMG ! I know it`s not nice to say but I`m going to anyway > Impregnate < For I fear these people that use that line , are really going to Impregnate some one for real some day !
February 8, 2011 at 12:30 am #19111
Adera
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The word impregnate sends warnings about what they are after, I keep away from those.

I've got a dick so I get lots of comments about that, not very surprising but I still don't like people getting so hung up about it. I usually just ignore them or ask them to try another shemale.
February 8, 2011 at 3:06 pm #19112
islandsun
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As crude as some can be ! A least the line , I want to knock you up ! Has`nt been used yet ! I`m so bad !
February 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm #19113
Unhealer
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I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!
February 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm #19114
Adera
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Lol Unhealer.
February 8, 2011 at 4:00 pm #19115
islandsun
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hahahahaha @ Unhealer
February 8, 2011 at 4:25 pm #19116
Zinah
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@Unhealer:
Oh man, at least it was kinda poetic! :
February 8, 2011 at 7:15 pm #19117
islandsun
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Guy says > Fucking me will make the world a better place ! LOL The world is on my shoulders !
February 9, 2011 at 2:09 am #19118
Adera
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That's a heavy responsibility, I think it would be hard to get of with that weight on you shoulders during sex. :

He might think his release will make him do really great things too of course… but I find that unlikely.
February 9, 2011 at 9:03 am #19119
Bear
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Apparently sunny u are the cause of global warming,…perhaps you need to cool these guys down a bit.
February 9, 2011 at 2:11 pm #19120
islandsun
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Ok creating Topless Tuesday s doesnt help ! lol But in my defense , pajamma day , does`nt work for me ! I dont wear pajamma`s hahhaha ! No worry`s I can handle the heat !
February 9, 2011 at 4:35 pm #19121
Unhealer
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im not spose to wear a top on tuesdaY? damn
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