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  • February 7, 2011 at 7:58 pm #19107
    islandsun
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    :  If they would just  > READ

    February 7, 2011 at 9:00 pm #19108
    Janine Dee
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    “Your loss.” Or in this case UR ALWAYS screams pathetic to me. I have never heard that said without the person sounding like a looser.

    February 7, 2011 at 9:57 pm #19109
    Adera
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    I got “please impregnate me bb” from a girl earlier, I've gotten similar lines from guys too.

    February 8, 2011 at 12:03 am #19110
    islandsun
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    @ Adera  OMG ! I know it`s not nice to say but I`m going to anyway > Impregnate

    February 8, 2011 at 12:30 am #19111
    Adera
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    The word impregnate sends warnings about what they are after, I keep away from those.

    I've got a dick so I get lots of comments about that, not very surprising but I still don't like people getting so hung up about it. I usually just ignore them or ask them to try another shemale.

    February 8, 2011 at 3:06 pm #19112
    islandsun
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    As crude as some can be  ! A least the line , I want to knock you up ! Has`nt been used yet !  I`m so bad !

    February 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm #19113
    Unhealer
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    I know your hungry
    I can see it in your eyes
    Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
    I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
    And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

    February 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm #19114
    Adera
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    Lol Unhealer.

    February 8, 2011 at 4:00 pm #19115
    islandsun
    Participant

    hahahahaha @ Unhealer

    February 8, 2011 at 4:25 pm #19116
    Zinah
    Participant

    @Unhealer:
    Oh man, at least it was kinda poetic!  :   

    February 8, 2011 at 7:15 pm #19117
    islandsun
    Participant

    Guy  says > Fucking me will make the world a better place !      LOL  The world is on my shoulders ! 

    February 9, 2011 at 2:09 am #19118
    Adera
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    That's a heavy responsibility, I think it would be hard to get of with that weight on you shoulders during sex. :

    He might think his release will make him do really great things too of course… but I find that unlikely.

    February 9, 2011 at 9:03 am #19119
    Bear
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    Apparently sunny u are the cause of global warming,…perhaps you need to cool these guys down a bit.

    February 9, 2011 at 2:11 pm #19120
    islandsun
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    Ok creating Topless Tuesday s doesnt help !  lol    But in my defense  ,  pajamma day , does`nt work for me !  I dont wear pajamma`s  hahhaha !    No worry`s I can handle the heat !

    February 9, 2011 at 4:35 pm #19121
    Unhealer
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    im not spose to wear a top on tuesdaY? damn

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