The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

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February 9, 2011 at 8:01 pm #19122
islandsun
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@ Tight leave the pants on ! lol , Can`t stand , looking up who talking to me , just to see a giant dick in my face ! NASTY ! 😮
February 10, 2011 at 1:12 am #19123
Janine Dee
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Been there Sunny, I've had long winded rants on the subject. The “Hi, this is my junk, and my name is…” The men do it, the women do it, and it makes the standard practice of looking up who's talking to you REALLY annoying.
February 10, 2011 at 7:33 am #19124
Unhealer
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i know you want to see my junk though
February 10, 2011 at 9:26 am #19125
alstott
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and what about this ,
“If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?”
maybe this works,
“I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!”, tsss , i wonder why these doesn't works
February 10, 2011 at 4:15 pm #19126
islandsun
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@ alstott lol too funny !
February 10, 2011 at 4:25 pm #19127
alstott
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@ islandsun maybe you like this one too
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. pfffffff
another one:
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
maybe i have to verify my pick up lines , cause they wont work ,hahah
February 10, 2011 at 4:40 pm #19128
islandsun
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hehehehe ! A guy says > so you like cock ! So CLASSY ! My dark side almost came out , I came close to saying > Take right hand w pointer finger and thumb , make a hole , left take pointer finger, and shove it , in and out of your hole ! lol hehehe little devil sitting on mt shoulder today ! @ alstott call me Sunny
February 10, 2011 at 4:46 pm #19129
alstott
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@ islandsun lol that's not a bad one too
February 10, 2011 at 5:36 pm #19130
Adera
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I think its a bit strange that people from for example Spain tries to contact me in Spanish first thing they try. I would try English first if its not someone from my own country. Sometimes I can understand it though… like when their follow up lines are “fuck” “yes?”.
February 10, 2011 at 5:47 pm #19131
alstott
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Hmmm i don't know what you mean
February 10, 2011 at 11:43 pm #19132
islandsun
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Guy says > I have alot of cummmmmmmmmmmmmmm just for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
February 10, 2011 at 11:48 pm #19133
alstott
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@Sunny maybe he has a lot of, collecting it for Years hahaha
February 10, 2011 at 11:57 pm #19134
Unhealer
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why does santa have such a big sack?
because he only cums once a year
February 11, 2011 at 12:00 am #19135
alstott
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Is it possible Santa wanna visit Sunny?
February 11, 2011 at 12:46 am #19136
islandsun
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hahhaa ! I DO DIG OLDER GUYS ! :-* Damn great lovers , an can`t believe their good luck ! they show it and say it !
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