Skip to content

The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

- Not logged in to forum -

Home › Forums › Everything about sex and love › The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

Tagged: 

Viewing 15 posts - 436 through 450 (of 1,075 total)
1 2 3 … 29 30 31 … 70 71 72
  • Author
    Posts
  • February 9, 2011 at 8:01 pm #19122
    islandsun
    Participant

    @ Tight leave the pants on ! lol , Can`t  stand , looking up who talking to me , just to see a giant dick in my face ! NASTY ! 😮

    February 10, 2011 at 1:12 am #19123
    Janine Dee
    Participant

    Been there Sunny, I've had long winded rants on the subject. The “Hi, this is my junk, and my name is…” The men do it, the women do it, and it makes the standard practice of looking up who's talking to you REALLY annoying.

    February 10, 2011 at 7:33 am #19124
    Unhealer
    Participant

    i know you want to see my junk though

    February 10, 2011 at 9:26 am #19125
    alstott
    Participant

    and what  about this ,
    “If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?”
    maybe this works,
    “I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!”, tsss , i wonder why these doesn't works

    February 10, 2011 at 4:15 pm #19126
    islandsun
    Participant

    @ alstott    lol too funny !

    February 10, 2011 at 4:25 pm #19127
    alstott
    Participant

    @ islandsun maybe you like this one too
    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. pfffffff
    another one:
    If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
    maybe i have to verify my pick up lines , cause they wont work ,hahah

    February 10, 2011 at 4:40 pm #19128
    islandsun
    Participant

    hehehehe !    A guy says > so you like cock !   So CLASSY !  My dark side almost came out , I came close to saying > Take right hand w pointer finger and thumb , make a hole   , left take pointer finger, and shove it , in and out of your hole !   lol    hehehe little devil sitting on mt shoulder today !          @ alstott call me Sunny

    February 10, 2011 at 4:46 pm #19129
    alstott
    Participant

    @ islandsun lol   that's not a bad one too

    February 10, 2011 at 5:36 pm #19130
    Adera
    Participant

    I think its a bit strange that people from for example Spain tries to contact me in Spanish first thing they try. I would try English first if its not someone from my own country. Sometimes I can understand it though… like when their follow up lines are “fuck” “yes?”.

    February 10, 2011 at 5:47 pm #19131
    alstott
    Participant

    Hmmm i don't know what you mean

    February 10, 2011 at 11:43 pm #19132
    islandsun
    Participant

    Guy says > I have alot of cummmmmmmmmmmmmmm just for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 

    February 10, 2011 at 11:48 pm #19133
    alstott
    Participant

    @Sunny maybe he has a lot of, collecting it for Years  hahaha

    February 10, 2011 at 11:57 pm #19134
    Unhealer
    Participant

    why does santa have such a big sack?
    because he only cums once a year

    February 11, 2011 at 12:00 am #19135
    alstott
    Participant

    Is it possible Santa wanna visit Sunny? 

    February 11, 2011 at 12:46 am #19136
    islandsun
    Participant

    hahhaa ! I DO DIG OLDER GUYS !  :-* Damn great  lovers , an can`t believe their good luck ! they show it and say it !

  • Author
    Posts
    • Viewing 15 posts - 436 through 450 (of 1,075 total)
    1 2 3 … 29 30 31 … 70 71 72
    • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.

    Optimizing new Forum... Try it, and report bugs to support.