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  • February 11, 2011 at 12:59 am #19137
    Adera
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    In Sweden when Santa comes to give out the presents on the evening of the 24:th (yeah that's how it works over here) his catchphrase is “Are there any nice kids here?”, I'd love to say “No, but there is a naughty girl” in return to that.

    February 11, 2011 at 1:10 am #19138
    alstott
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    Wow  I think i have the wrong Job

    February 11, 2011 at 1:14 am #19139
    islandsun
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    @ Adera   naughty  , just a little wild side !  That my friend is a good thing in life !  

    February 11, 2011 at 2:08 am #19140
    alstott
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    @Adera keep dreaming and believe in it maybe someday Santa knocks on your door and punish you , in a good way

    February 11, 2011 at 2:37 am #19141
    alstott
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    OMG a Girl says> let me ride your face ,wanna cum in your mouth so abnormal that you nearly drowning, swallow it and i hope you will throw up to make me totally satisfied, are you in it?

    February 11, 2011 at 8:25 am #19142
    TightFit74
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    @ Sunny when did i take my pants off? Am a bit shy and usually don't do that in public…

    February 12, 2011 at 12:32 am #19143
    alstott
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    Damned Tight dont be shy, do it let the world see it haha

    February 12, 2011 at 3:14 am #19144
    Janine Dee
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    You know you probably had a good time if you can't remember when you took your pants off.

    February 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm #19145
    islandsun
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    LOL I do seem to recall a 1 time , waking up w out my panties ! hahaha!   W guy sleeping on my arm ! Ugly coyote time ! you want to chew your arm off ! to get out of there , before he wakes up !  😮 😮 😮

    February 12, 2011 at 4:25 pm #19146
    alstott
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    Haha and what the guy thinks as he waked up a lonely bloody arm next to him> omg did i eat her?

    February 13, 2011 at 8:59 am #19147
    TightFit74
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    I don't feel shame (not the same as shyness) in showing my family jewels. Just worried that the guys might crawl away crying and loose their libido HAHAHA

    February 13, 2011 at 5:55 pm #19148
    Janine Dee
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    Not just the guys. 

    February 15, 2011 at 7:03 pm #19149
    alstott
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    I´m tryin some pick up lines , but i wonder why they wont work for example-Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
    or this one-Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

    February 15, 2011 at 7:31 pm #19150
    Ardeur
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    @alstott You might want to try those lines in a bikerbar… although, if they work, you'll probably be crawling out… 

    February 15, 2011 at 7:56 pm #19151
    alstott
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    Should I? and this does it work?-Thanks for the blow job last night. (What blow job? I didn't give you one.) You didn't? You owe me one.
    maybe this-I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth?? 

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