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In Sweden when Santa comes to give out the presents on the evening of the 24:th (yeah that's how it works over here) his catchphrase is “Are there any nice kids here?”, I'd love to say “No, but there is a naughty girl” in return to that.
Wow
I think i have the wrong Job @ Adera
naughty , just a little wild side ! That my friend is a good thing in life ! @Adera keep dreaming and believe in it maybe someday Santa knocks on your door and punish you , in a good way
OMG a Girl says> let me ride your face ,wanna cum in your mouth so abnormal that you nearly drowning, swallow it and i hope you will throw up to make me totally satisfied, are you in it?< :o Wow ,i wanna see it, but not on me
Damned Tight dont be shy, do it let the world see it
hahaLOL I do seem to recall a 1 time , waking up w out my panties ! hahaha!
W guy sleeping on my arm ! Ugly coyote time ! you want to chew your arm off ! to get out of there , before he wakes up ! 😮 😮 😮Haha and what the guy thinks as he waked up a lonely bloody arm next to him> omg did i eat her?
Not just the guys.
I´m tryin some pick up lines , but i wonder why they wont work
for example-Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
or this one-Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.@alstott You might want to try those lines in a bikerbar… although, if they work, you'll probably be crawling out…
Should I?
and this does it work?-Thanks for the blow job last night. (What blow job? I didn't give you one.) You didn't? You owe me one.
maybe this-I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??
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