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Seems to be trying…
Sometimes i`m full of mischief
but ,please don`t take everything too seriously , i`m just a funny guy, mostly I`ve decided to bring on two pick up lines every day
here`s the next ones
What's your favorite sound? My favorite sound is my balls slapping your ass. You can hear it? :Dhaha
Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and fuck you faster than a speeding bullet.If you want to try those lines “in the wild” you better be Superman or you might want to call an ambulance in advance…
guy > Even we never been to gether , I love you ! < 😮 he`s been saying that alot !
Bad Guys
@Ardeur you cant catch a speeding bullet If you catch a speeding bullet most of the times you just were in the way already, besides, you need a little time to aim or you might bump something crucial on a sudden obstacle.
*sees alstott speeding away and bouncing off an amsterdammertje with bulging eyes and a face that's turning whiter as time passes*
(for those that aren't familiar with Amsterdan or the Netherlands in general: an amsterdammertje is a pole made out of stone, concrete or sometimes even cast iron that comes up to about 1 meter(~3 feet) and is generally used to mark off pedestrian areas or in very busy or less law abiding areas to keep cars off the sidewalks)
@alstott
IS A BIG HAM ! you egg it on ! LOLSunny , this is what you doing with guys? throwing eggs on it? shame on you bad girl
lol @Ardeur oh you have superpowers too,let`s create a federation Let me take you home..We can play house…I”ll pretend your the door and slam you
( a friend told me that one :)I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
@ Alstott You know too many of them. I bet you use them all the time
: : lol what you think how many slaps i can take?
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