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  • February 15, 2011 at 8:18 pm #19152
    TightFit74
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    @ Alstott I think you want to win the competition “Worst pick-up line ever” lol

    February 15, 2011 at 8:29 pm #19153
    Bear
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    Seems to be trying…

    February 16, 2011 at 7:13 am #19154
    alstott
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    Sometimes i`m full of mischief   but ,please don`t take everything too seriously , i`m just a funny guy, mostly

    February 16, 2011 at 5:12 pm #19155
    Lover
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    Remembering an old joke:
    A guy says “On my dick is written Lisa. It's the name of my girl.” Another guy says “On my dick is written Wendy.”
    “Is it the name of your girl?”
    “No, when it's extended you can read: Welcome to New York and have a nice day”

    February 16, 2011 at 10:53 pm #19156
    alstott
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    I`ve decided to bring on two pick up lines every day here`s the next ones
    What's your favorite sound? My favorite sound is my balls slapping your ass. You can hear it? :Dhaha
    Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and fuck you faster than a speeding bullet.

    February 16, 2011 at 11:11 pm #19157
    Ardeur
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    If you want to try those lines “in the wild” you better be Superman or you might want to call an ambulance in advance…

    February 17, 2011 at 12:11 am #19158
    islandsun
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    guy > Even we never been to gether , I love you !   

    February 17, 2011 at 12:48 am #19159
    alstott
    Participant

    Bad Guys @Ardeur you cant catch a speeding bullet

    February 17, 2011 at 7:43 pm #19160
    Ardeur
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    If you catch a speeding bullet most of the times you just were in the way already, besides, you need a little time to aim or you might bump something crucial on a sudden obstacle. 

    *sees alstott speeding away and bouncing off an amsterdammertje with bulging eyes and a face that's turning whiter as time passes*

    (for those that aren't familiar with Amsterdan or the Netherlands in general: an amsterdammertje is a pole made out of stone, concrete or sometimes even cast iron that comes up to about 1 meter(~3 feet) and is generally used to mark off pedestrian areas or in very busy or less law abiding areas to keep cars off the sidewalks)

    February 17, 2011 at 7:51 pm #19161
    islandsun
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    @alstott      IS A BIG HAM !   you egg it on  ! LOL

    February 17, 2011 at 8:23 pm #19162
    alstott
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    Sunny , this is what you doing with guys? throwing eggs on it? shame on you bad girl lol  @Ardeur oh you have superpowers too,let`s create a federation

    February 17, 2011 at 9:44 pm #19163
    sinnnn
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    Let me take you home..We can play house…I”ll pretend your the door and slam you    ( a friend told me that one :)

    February 17, 2011 at 9:58 pm #19164
    alstott
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    I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days. 

    February 18, 2011 at 7:12 am #19165
    TightFit74
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    @ Alstott You know too many of them. I bet you use them all the time   :  :

    February 18, 2011 at 2:05 pm #19166
    alstott
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    lol  what you think how many slaps i can take?

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