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  • February 18, 2011 at 3:13 pm #19167
    islandsun
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    @ Sweet cheeks  hahahaha ! slapping it wont make it go down !  hehehehe ! sorry devil coming out to day !   Guy . >Can i have sumpitty pusyy lol  plz (so sad )

    February 18, 2011 at 4:51 pm #19168
    alstott
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    lol men always try to make you girls happy hahaha

    February 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm #19169
    Unhealer
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    you gotta work for pity pussy gdamn. you have to be all “no girls on here like guys  ??? ???”

    February 19, 2011 at 8:09 pm #19170
    islandsun
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    too funny  !  Guy  says > do you know where the exit  for disney world is ?      Me > up 3 blocks turn a right !    hehehe !

    February 19, 2011 at 10:27 pm #19171
    Unhealer
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    and you wouldnt let me ride the roller coaster

    February 19, 2011 at 11:27 pm #19172
    islandsun
    Participant

    I can imagine in a whiny voice >>>> plz plz plz plz :

    February 20, 2011 at 12:36 am #19173
    Unhealer
    Participant

    PLZ OMG UR THE BESTEST!

    February 20, 2011 at 12:48 am #19174
    islandsun
    Participant

    Married guy >Baby what happened we were so good together !  :

    February 20, 2011 at 12:59 am #19175
    Unhealer
    Participant

    seth > WHY WONT YOU LET ME RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER :'(

    February 20, 2011 at 4:34 am #19176
    alstott
    Participant

    because too many people stand in line because Sunny is too hot *twinkle*

    February 20, 2011 at 4:36 am #19177
    Unhealer
    Participant

    hail satan

    February 20, 2011 at 7:56 am #19178
    TightFit74
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    The roller coaster requires a certain height  

    February 20, 2011 at 4:32 pm #19179
    TightFit74
    Participant

    this jusy happened:

    her: Why are you not shemal bitch
    her: asshole
    her: motherfucker
    her: ..I.
    me:  excuse me?
    her: why are you not shemale?
    me:  I was born as man
    her: why

    silence…

    February 20, 2011 at 4:42 pm #19180
    islandsun
    Participant

    Married guy that wants me to show his wife oral sex > He`s was begging me to put him on my ignore list ! 

    February 20, 2011 at 5:01 pm #19181
    sinnnn
    Participant

    You should come thank me ror allowing you to taste my white dick….Come bitch..Now (and thats not the worst of it)

    I won't tell you my reply, because I think Achat really would have to bleep me… 

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