The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

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February 18, 2011 at 3:13 pm #19167
islandsun
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@ Sweet cheeks hahahaha ! slapping it wont make it go down ! hehehehe ! sorry devil coming out to day ! Guy . >Can i have sumpitty pusyy lol plz (so sad )
February 18, 2011 at 4:51 pm #19168
alstott
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lol men always try to make you girls happy hahaha
February 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm #19169
Unhealer
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you gotta work for pity pussy gdamn. you have to be all “no girls on here like guys ??? ???”
February 19, 2011 at 8:09 pm #19170
islandsun
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too funny ! Guy says > do you know where the exit for disney world is ? Me > up 3 blocks turn a right ! hehehe !
February 19, 2011 at 10:27 pm #19171
Unhealer
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and you wouldnt let me ride the roller coaster
February 19, 2011 at 11:27 pm #19172
islandsun
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I can imagine in a whiny voice >>>> plz plz plz plz :
February 20, 2011 at 12:36 am #19173
Unhealer
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PLZ OMG UR THE BESTEST!
February 20, 2011 at 12:48 am #19174
islandsun
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Married guy >Baby what happened we were so good together ! :
February 20, 2011 at 12:59 am #19175
Unhealer
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seth > WHY WONT YOU LET ME RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER :'(
February 20, 2011 at 4:34 am #19176
alstott
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because too many people stand in line because Sunny is too hot *twinkle*
February 20, 2011 at 4:36 am #19177
Unhealer
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hail satan
February 20, 2011 at 7:56 am #19178
TightFit74
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The roller coaster requires a certain height
February 20, 2011 at 4:32 pm #19179
TightFit74
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this jusy happened:

her: Why are you not shemal bitch
her: asshole
her: motherfucker
her: ..I.
me: excuse me?
her: why are you not shemale?
me: I was born as man
her: why

silence…
February 20, 2011 at 4:42 pm #19180
islandsun
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Married guy that wants me to show his wife oral sex > He`s was begging me to put him on my ignore list ! < 😮 me < is that creepy ?
February 20, 2011 at 5:01 pm #19181
sinnnn
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You should come thank me ror allowing you to taste my white dick….Come bitch..Now (and thats not the worst of it)

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